The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

If that's true then they're genuinely even more fuck witted than I thought possible. For some reason searches for "sheep trough colorado" insist on giving me UK results only, but this chap sells a ten foot wooden one for £45 and a galvanised metal one for an extra tenner. They even let you pay in four instalments, so that's the equivalent of one bucket a month. I bet they lose at least one a month to the wind anyway. No doubt you can find the same sort of thing for a similar price in rural Colorado.

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Forget buying one, they have power tools, can't they build one out of wood? This is something anyone with a modicum of skills could throw together in an afternoon. They could even stream it and get people to donate while they make it to off set the cost.

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

From the label showing on one of the buckets, they appear to be Fortex Fortiflex N400-8 Utility Pails (a). Search results show them selling at around $10-20 USD each depending on where you buy them from.

If that's true then they're genuinely even more fuck witted than I thought possible. For some reason searches for "sheep trough colorado" insist on giving me UK results only, but this chap sells a ten foot wooden one for £45 and a galvanised metal one for an extra tenner. They even let you pay in four instalments, so that's the equivalent of one bucket a month. I bet they lose at least one a month to the wind anyway. No doubt you can find the same sort of thing for a similar price in rural Colorado.

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I love this website for a fact that one person found out the exact type of bucket the troons use, then the next poster shows that buying an actual trough is more affordable.

They dont even need to buy a proper trough, 6" diameter sewage pipe, 20 feet length is less than $10. It just takes a hacksaw to cut it along into two troughs and do the same with end caps. 40 feet of makeshift trough for less than the price of two buckets. Holy fuck they are retarded.

 

[Ghostse]

They paid a surgeon to invert thier cocks and are stuck injecting horsepiss for the rest of their lives.
Good financial decisions are not what Troons do.
LOL Credit Suisse troon

 

[Peru oso donas]

Kind of sad that all of the tranchers and Bonner's accounts are frozen right now, would have loved to see their takes on the current trans shooting

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

modicum of skills

And therein lies the problem. We've seen them attempt to build things. They have a 0% success rate so far

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Kind of sad that all of the tranchers and Bonner's accounts are frozen right now, would have loved to see their takes on the current trans shooting

This is exactly what I came to this thread to see...

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Forget buying one, they have power tools, can't they build one out of wood? This is something anyone with a modicum of skills could throw together in an afternoon. They could even stream it and get people to donate while they make it to off set the cost.

I love this website for a fact that one person found out the exact type of bucket the troons use, then the next poster shows that buying an actual trough is more affordable.

They dont even need to buy a proper trough, 6" diameter sewage pipe, 20 feet length is less than $10. It just takes a hacksaw to cut it along into two troughs and do the same with end caps. 40 feet of makeshift trough for less than the price of two buckets. Holy fuck they are retarded.

Assuming they have the skills (spoiler: they don't), they don't have the inclination. The Tranchers are fundamentally lazy; they probably stole the bucket from mom and dad. Time spent actually farming/ranching/building troughs is time that could be spent arguing on Twitter/with your geriatric parents.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Holy fuck, we have one at work that's pulling the intersex card.

All I had to do was show my poor coworker, who initially believed it, their fb which was filled with pronoun pins, much older friends grifting for wheelchairs for their fibro so they can go to pride fests and the like for him to realize that she was full of shit

man, its a whole thing.
if they get to being a pain with it, give the boss this info

https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/19317611.2011.629287

Spoiler: Factitious Intersex Conditions on the Internet

False claims of having an intersex condition, taking the form of factitious disorder, have occurred historically but are even more frequently observed in the era of the Internet. Three cases are presented that had previously been reported as genuine in print media, television programs, and online postings. Probable motivations include emotional nurturance, self-aggrandizement, denial of being transgendered, and fascination with being intersex. Persons with factitious intersex conditions may interfere with peer-group support and spread misinformation. While acknowledging the reality of intersex conditions in some people, we advise a high index of suspicion and, as needed, verification of claims.

 

[Coccxys]

Forget buying one, they have power tools, can't they build one out of wood? This is something anyone with a modicum of skills could throw together in an afternoon. They could even stream it and get people to donate while they make it to off set the cost.

The power tools just got thrown in a heap and forgotten under a pile of dust after penny moved on from the contractor fixation/larp on to something else. I said exactly this would happen and the reason penny wanted all the brand name tools is the same reason Kevie wants his transformers, to consoooom.

 

[Flamin Park]

New codeword for “straight, but in need of a rainbow identity in order to avoid excommunication on the grounds of being a boring white suburban mother of two or a feminist bro trying to get crazy pussy and avoid accusations of rape.” It’s the groomer version of Stolen Valor.

As a bisexual; you'd be amazed how many people list themselves as 'straight' on fucking GRINDR
it's just a hard cope

It's funny because nobody cares if you like cock now and again except maybe your wife and that isn't even definate

 

[Ghostse]

As a bisexual; you'd be amazed how many people list themselves as 'straight' on fucking GRINDR
it's just a hard cope

I would have just figured that was to let all the other dudes on the d/l know they aren't mincing sissy faggots.

 

[AnOminous]

No doubt you can find the same sort of thing for a similar price in rural Colorado.

How are people this terminally online too stupid to even use Google to solve a problem that already led to one alpaca Auschwitz?

 

[MetalParakeet]

man, its a whole thing.
if they get to being a pain with it, give the boss this info

https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/19317611.2011.629287

Spoiler: Factitious Intersex Conditions on the Internet

False claims of having an intersex condition, taking the form of factitious disorder, have occurred historically but are even more frequently observed in the era of the Internet. Three cases are presented that had previously been reported as genuine in print media, television programs, and online postings. Probable motivations include emotional nurturance, self-aggrandizement, denial of being transgendered, and fascination with being intersex. Persons with factitious intersex conditions may interfere with peer-group support and spread misinformation. While acknowledging the reality of intersex conditions in some people, we advise a high index of suspicion and, as needed, verification of claims.

Oh I don't have to. I with a bunch of my areas version of the American redneck. No one is playing make believe over here

 

[AfghanBlue]

Oh I don't have to. I with a bunch of my areas version of the American redneck. No one is playing make believe over here

Just incase they start playing lawyer, which they are wont to do- it’s worth having language in your corner to intimidate them with- remember these people are still just neckbeards, playing by neckbeard rules

 

[Oxyjen]

Thesis: the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch spread terrorist propaganda to mentally unstable and highly suggestible followers.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The power tools just got thrown in a heap and forgotten under a pile of dust after penny moved on from the contractor fixation/larp on to something else. I said exactly this would happen and the reason penny wanted all the brand name tools is the same reason Kevie wants his transformers, to consoooom.

It's all the fucking commodity fetishism forced on them by this whole inhumane and unnatural non-queer system!

Yes, using "commodity fetishism" differently from how Marx did but what the Tranchers probably would think the phrase means is part of this joke.

 

[Bob_]

If that's true then they're genuinely even more fuck witted than I thought possible. For some reason searches for "sheep trough colorado" insist on giving me UK results only, but this chap sells a ten foot wooden one for £45 and a galvanised metal one for an extra tenner. They even let you pay in four instalments, so that's the equivalent of one bucket a month. I bet they lose at least one a month to the wind anyway. No doubt you can find the same sort of thing for a similar price in rural Colorado.

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This kind of pragmatic thinking will get you banned from this thread!!!

And the troughs aren't pretty trans colours so they are hardly fit for troon purpose.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Kind of sad that all of the tranchers and Bonner's accounts are frozen right now, would have loved to see their takes on the current trans shooting

This is exactly what I came to this thread to see...

Agreed, mates. If I were conspiracy minded I would almost say the timing of them going underground is quite suspiciously auspicious. But seeing as how three troons can only keep a secret if all three troons are dead, I'm gonna go with coincidence over conspiracy.

Ah well. We'll probably get their opinions soon enough.

 

[Berserker Armor]

Every time we begin pointing out their horrible animal husbandry all I can think is: There’s nothing stopping them from going to tractor supply or rural king.. other then their laziness and the fact they can spend money on other things that aren’t the animals.. like transformers!

Edit: was gonna say something about the free popcorn at rural king but realized penny can’t eat it. Get fucked toothless fag

 

[ToroidalBoat]

terrorist propaganda

How ladylike of them?