Rainer "Drachenlord" Winkler - The German Youtube Sensation

Mysterious Lady said:
His awkward wiggle dance is just plain retarded. It’s the combination of his dumb "dance" with the house decoration that makes me laugh.
Oldschool grandma home with narrow floor, then this catholic wooden plate on the wall that you only encounter in Bavarian redneck homes.
And this rose also has seen better times.
In the middle of all this filth and crap wiggles our chubby hero, who is so cool that he needs to wear sunglasses indoors.
This video gives me mixed feelings.

Wiggle on, honey. Wiggle on.
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But all these hardcore metal and fantasy posters all over!! Drachen's home is überhardcore! And his intimidating dance moves to patriotic industrial music! @AN/ALR-56 doesn't stand a chance to kill us or steal our technology when such hardcore shades-wearing germanic industrial dance warriors come to our defense!
 
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Sucks that non-german speakers will miss the best stuff because there is some really hilarious shit about him out there.
Right now he's uploading videos of himself "training" on his old broken hometrainer bike (whatever you call it) to combat his extreme fatness except it's broken so he's just using it in the neutral gear which is totally pointless.

 
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I have to say, at first I merely came here for the novelty of Drachenlord being a german lolcow, but it's slowly growing on me.

A shame people on this board can't really appreciate this due to the language barrier. The more I find out about him, the more CWC-like he seems to be. He even does shitty videos of himself trying to show off his athletic feats.
 
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RomanesEuntDomus said:
I have to say, at first I merely came here for the novelty of Drachenlord being a german lolcow, but it's slowly growing on me.

A shame people on this board can't really appreciate this due to the language barrier. The more I find out about him, the more CWC-like he seems to be. He even does shitty videos of himself trying to show off his athletic feats.
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He is suffering from the same kind of unwarranted self-importance and just like OPL, Rainer actually thinks he has genuine fans.
 
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Van Darkholme said:
Sucks that non-german speakers will miss the best stuff because there is some really hilarious shit about him out there.
Right now he's uploading videos of himself "training" on his old broken hometrainer bike (whatever you call it) to combat his extreme fatness except it's broken so he's just using it in the neutral gear which is totally pointless.

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At first I thought it comes from the sped up video, but this motherfucker is seriously training in neutral gear. His breathing doesn't change and he's not breaking a sweat. I bet he hasn't done any cardio in years (if ever).

Also judging by just a few videos, this guy doesn't seem like a genuinely bad person, his lack of self awareness is extreme though.

edit: New video. Headbanging to fucking nightwish:
 
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He's not a bad person at all.
I actually have to say that im a fan of him. I always tried to do my part when it comes to doxing his haters - like Regenbogenschaf where u had to read through all his entries at a poker forum.
He's a guy like Chris-Chan, meaning hes not a person anymore but something far more greater - a phenomenom.
I really want him to become a youtube superstar that he can spread his anti social behaviour on tv or gets invited to festivals where he can fight his fans.
Hes kind of chaos incarnate.
 
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Why hasn't German trash TV picked him up yet? He (and his house) reminds me of other famous German autists like "Die Ludolfs". Guess his problem is that he's a one man show. Have we seen Drachen's sister?
 
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for german speakers this came just uan admin from the german website Krautchan interviews drachen

There has been bad blood between them but neobiene has forgiven.
He gave drachen a laptob to do an interview for his talkshow.
Another hater told drachen that he would have spy software on it to spy on drachen.
Drachen made a report to the polica and has since then not given back the laptop.
Neobiene is currently succesfully pressing charges against drachen bc of theft.
this video starting at 3.33 for further info
 
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man the video is pure gold, he drowns in his dellusions
for example:
"What hard physical work did u do yesterday."
"Gardenwork"
man just like chris chan
 
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KaiserWilhelmII said:
for german speakers this came just uan admin from the german website Krautchan interviews drachen

There has been bad blood between them but neobiene has forgiven.
He gave drachen a laptob to do an interview for his talkshow.
Another hater told drachen that he would have spy software on it to spy on drachen.
Drachen made a report to the polica and has since then not given back the laptop.
Neobiene is currently succesfully pressing charges against drachen bc of theft.
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Well it is kinda funny seeing him so goddamn petulent, but it's a shame "Berndian" drowns him out and blathers on about something so we can't hear the Dragon fume. It's a bit like the Kacey Calls Problem (Chris Parallels out the ass, man)...

I feel at some points, he should have allowed him to vent or try to dig deeper into the matter. Still some fun to be had.

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Regarding the parallels to Chris, I just realized that has nothing to do with Drachenlord being a lot like Chris and more to do with Chris just being the Gold Standard of lolcows. Basically, with all the shit that went down in Christory, a lot of stuff that's happening with other lolcows can be somehow related to something in Christory.
 
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RomanesEuntDomus said:
So, they ditched him or what? Apparently, the place he lives in is owned by his family....

How's he getting money anyway? Welfare?
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no he owns the place. his father must have given it to him in his will or it was by german law that splits the whole fortune equally.

Regarding finances:
He says he gets thousands of dollars from youtube.
But i think he gets welfare in the form of Hartz 4 which u receive when u didnt work for a very long time or never. Its about 500 € a month but it has perks like a free bus ticket.
 
MBrando's autistic twin said:
Why hasn't German trash TV picked him up yet? He (and his house) reminds me of other famous German autists like "Die Ludolfs". Guess his problem is that he's a one man show. Have we seen Drachen's sister?
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She's known to have kicked a hole into her room's door when she was still living in Drachen's house.

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In this video, Drachenlord sits next to a road and complains that there are too many cars traveling on it, disturbing his sound recording:

When he talked about "riding a bicycle" to lose fat, I thought at first he was going to travel across the beautiful Franconian landscape on a bike, I didn't realize it meant a home trainer (and a broken one at that).
 
KaiserWilhelmII said:
38,25 min this video
he shows up in other videos too but i cant remeber. he always leeches money
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I think he's using his imaginary brother as a excuse why he doesn't have any money, there's a reason why he's also known as "Lügenlord". No haider has ever heard of a real brother, just a fake uncle/cousin who's a lawyer.

Not to be confused with the guy on the right here which he calls "Drachenbruder" but is not related to him.
 
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