Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.7%

  • Total voters
    354
He doesn't seem as plastered as he has been recently in this post, and it's from a Friday locals stream? I'm very surprised. See Balldoman? When you aren't drunk you can still put together a coherent thought.

I’m unironically really glad about this,
I will probably listen to it on 2x speed I used to really like those streams also but null did a pretty good job covering it already so we will see.

Waiting on that himedall chat archive from yesterday/today so we can see if they were planning gay ops or comment on Cynthia which I’m sure they probably will
 
Jesus Christ this thread devolved into retarded mean girls nonsense in record time.

Get offline if your antics are negatively impacting your life, because the only person you are currently outing as a retard is you.

Back on topic, as much as I shit on current Nick his shows with Null are OK. I would watch if that were the case.
 
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- His last co-op class for the constitution class this school year is on 4/20 (make jokes), and he is planning to record his classes next year and post them.

This seems like another impetuous idea that is doomed for the circular bin from the get-go, like the other unfulfilled promises mentioned recently in the thread.

Filming at the co-op to be posted on social media would presumably require some combination of:

A) some form of permission from the other parents
B) a video setup positioned strategically as not to capture any children's faces or identities
C) someone to operate or at least prep such an A/V setup

Nick has demonstrated that his laziness and abilities lend themselves well to simple streaming phone and laptop setups (hot tub & kitchen Local streams, Hedonism II, hotel during Lady R's surgery)) but can't handle more dynamic and professional setups (Anime Matsuri, Las Vegas meetup).

There's also the question of whom is the audience for this kind of content. His Locals harem has made it clear they find anything law-related "boring".

Andrew Branca did stroke Nick's ego by implying that he had asked Nick to teach a theoretical future class at his simulated paid Law School courses for civilians.

But Nick doesn't have the legal chops to be an authority on any topic of law compared to practicing lawyers like Steve Gosney or even Ian Runkle.

And in this case, we're talking about a former strip mall lawyer teaching a middle/high school level civics class.
 
Nick receiving the silent treatment from his guest when he taps into random coom talk, shows how much he has lost normal boundaries.

And right know he's clearly holding himself back for now, because he's aware what people online can do to his reputation. (John Goldman aka "Jack Murphy", complete obliteration from orbit is the best example that, and he knows it)

But I'm glad that he's worried about the people posting here, and not the ones that, in reality, are threat to him... here, people just laugh at his retarded decline into degeneracy, nothing more, nothing less.

But i get it... is just take one mistake, one bad "swing" with one of his mentally unstable locals fans, that makes them feel used (that's everything he does, they just need to realize) and get rejected by him... and they will come here running to make public everything they can have on him and his wife just to fulfill some personal vendetta.

So... even without the farms directly involved on information that could be digged... his own ego and disdain for people that upset him, are going to be the catalyst to anything that gets exposed on him and his wife. (Same shit that happened with this guy that sued his ass, but at a personal level.)

In the end, the most important part of all this, it's that is going to be funny af to see.
 
Filming at the co-op to be posted on social media would presumably require some combination of:

A) some form of permission from the other parents
B) a video setup positioned strategically as not to capture any children's faces or identities
C) someone to operate or at least prep such an A/V setup
Yeah it's stupid. Nick's content these days is dull enough as it is when it's targeted to adults. And I doubt Nick will really want to get every parent's permission to record when some of them might take the opportunity to look up more about Nick's content and... What's this? Why on earth is that bottle rammed up there???

Waiting on that himedall chat archive from yesterday/today so we can see if they were planning gay ops or comment on Cynthia which I’m sure they probably will
I didn't read in detail, and there's not a lot of specifics, but what I gather from skimming a little bit is that the Locals inner circle may have moved to Discord now. That would be good news for Nick if they aren't in his chat chasing off new people as much anymore. And it would make sense because the last couple pages have reeked of an amateurish Discord op against Cynthia which was probably spun into motion hastily when she got dragged for some of her posts on the thread.

I think the Locals crew are just stupid and delusional enough to think that if they struck while the iron was hot they could get the thread to do a 180 and start praising the Locals chat and cosign sending pictures of your ass for the viewing pleasure of the likes of Nick Rekieta and aCompleteRandom.

But i get it... is just take one mistake, one bad "swing" with one of his mentally unstable locals fans, that makes them feel used (that's everything he does, they just need to realize) and get rejected by him... and they will come here running to make public everything they can have on him and his wife just to fulfill some personal vendetta.

So... even without the farms directly involved on information that could be digged... his own ego and disdain for people that upset him, are going to be the catalyst to anything that gets exposed on him and his wife. (Same shit that happened with this guy that sued his ass, but at a personal level.)
Yeah Nick has shown he doesn't know how to navigate the two-way parasocial dynamics that the Locals chat provided. The good news is that if any of them end up making a false allegation against him, he has a good friend named Ty Beard who may well "be in touch" again!
 
I think the Locals crew are just stupid and delusional enough to think that if they struck while the iron was hot they could get the thread to do a 180 and start praising the Locals chat and cosign sending pictures of your ass for the viewing pleasure of the likes of Nick Rekieta and aCompleteRandom.
If there are lurkers from locals here they would already have seen the tone of the farms towards this behavior and they would have to be utterly retarded to think the threads stance would change.

If they jumped to Discord things will only get more out of control. Nothing good ever comes from that site.
 
He doesn't seem as plastered as he has been recently in this post, and it's from a Friday locals stream? I'm very surprised. See Balldoman? When you aren't drunk you can still put together a coherent thought.


I will probably listen to it on 2x speed I used to really like those streams also but null did a pretty good job covering it already so we will see.

Waiting on that himedall chat archive from yesterday/today so we can see if they were planning gay ops or comment on Cynthia which I’m sure they probably will
Will drop it in a few hours. I got tied up after my shift to do another person's job. I am taking my coffee break right now.

Agree that Null streams are good. I'll still watch a Ty Beard or Null stream.
This seems like another impetuous idea that is doomed for the circular bin from the get-go, like the other unfulfilled promises mentioned recently in the thread.

Filming at the co-op to be posted on social media would presumably require some combination of:

A) some form of permission from the other parents
B) a video setup positioned strategically as not to capture any children's faces or identities
C) someone to operate or at least prep such an A/V setup

Nick has demonstrated that his laziness and abilities lend themselves well to simple streaming phone and laptop setups (hot tub & kitchen Local streams, Hedonism II, hotel during Lady R's surgery)) but can't handle more dynamic and professional setups (Anime Matsuri, Las Vegas meetup).

There's also the question of whom is the audience for this kind of content. His Locals harem has made it clear they find anything law-related "boring".

Andrew Branca did stroke Nick's ego by implying that he had asked Nick to teach a theoretical future class at his simulated paid Law School courses for civilians.

But Nick doesn't have the legal chops to be an authority on any topic of law compared to practicing lawyers like Steve Gosney or even Ian Runkle.

And in this case, we're talking about a former strip mall lawyer teaching a middle/high school level civics class.
But have you considered that the LOCALS cee might be looking for younger partners?
 
I didn't read in detail, and there's not a lot of specifics, but what I gather from skimming a little bit is that the Locals inner circle may have moved to Discord now. That would be good news for Nick if they aren't in his chat chasing off new people as much anymore. And it would make sense because the last couple pages have reeked of an amateurish Discord op against Cynthia
Splinter your fan base even further balldo man that always works out well. Discord also doesn’t have those pesky rules about not posting nudes so we can start the countdown to the cock pic leaks now. Their discord gay op kind of worked I guess? It certainly got Cynthia all riled up
 
Do. These people called my minor children and Nick was fully aware. You're serious? Do you even have children?
Cynthia, I mean this as kindly as possible,
Lol calm down.
If this shit is getting to you log off for a bit, it's fucking gay Internet shit that's meant to be fun to laugh at, entertainment, don't let it affect your IRL.
no take-backsies
And you nigger, didn't your parents teach you poking a hornets nest isn't a good idea?
I don't know what brain rotted faggotry you think you're engaged in, but you're really not good at it, you're out of your fucking depth, you stink of Discord retardation.
You really want to play this stupid game?
 
- He is going to 'race' Camelot... In his mustang... Also, he wants him to 'teach him how to drive' it.
Teach him how to crash it more like.

- He is planning to stream from his car as he drives.
And watch it in real time. Even better.

- He has not set up the interview with James O'Keefe yet... Despite that JOK is on the verge of launching OMG. Who wants to take a bet that he will do little research beforehand?
Who wants to bet it never happens like the time he was supposed to interview Randazza. And if it does happen it will be even more embarrassing than the Kyle Rittenhouse interview.

Honestly, this might be what "pulling up" would look like if he could stick to it, but with Nick's track record, by Friday he'll be back in the gutter. I'm looking forward to Nick and coomalot wrapping their crisis-mobiles around trees, and streaming their gay Friday show with neck braces.
The Friday COOM streams are unbearable. COOM-A-LOT is to Rekeita what Cousin Oliver was to The Brady Bunch. Or Ted McGinley to every show he was in.

I can't believe the incels and prudes over at Broke Dick Locals would decide to dox one of our users. That's life ruination. They could cause a suicide. Someone call Salon and The Daily Beast so we can tear that cyber bulling hate-site before more people are hurt.
Someone should alert CloudFlare and their payment processors. #DropLocals

Maybe he has to divert his alcohol budget to pay for his laywer, because you know...
We sure do!
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Yeah Nick has shown he doesn't know how to navigate the two-way parasocial dynamics that the Locals chat provided. The good news is that if any of them end up making a false allegation against him, he has a good friend named Ty Beard who may well "be in touch" again!
When it comes to defamation, Ty has the golden touch. For opposing council.
 
Their discord gay op kind of worked I guess? It certainly got Cynthia all riled up
It depends on what they were trying to do. The locals or Nick may claim victory no matter what transpired, but unless the intentions were declared beforehand it would be hard for them to claim a clear victory in a meaningful sense.

Cynthia is far from this thread's "queen" (no matter how much they may want to believe it), so if she was the target, they are honestly aiming pretty low as Cynthia has a history with them and is therefore too easy a mark. I suppose it was a waste of time for those who engaged, but that seems pretty tame considering how short-lived it was and that a number of people likely come here just to kill time anyway.

Locals and Cynthia can throw addresses and embarrassing details back and forth all day, but it won't accomplish much here since we already have a low opinion of that group. Shouting "I know where you live" doesn't mean much in the Nick Rekieta thread for either side because, well, it's Nick's thread. Addresses and the like are mostly useful for verification of facts/timelines/etc. pertaining to Nick. Outside that, very-very few people will care about these people unless the post has some real meat to it.

Recommend @Cynthia Behave collaborate with @Himedall All-seeing Waifu (if they are so inclined) using her current account so Himedall knows who she's talking to and then Himedall can disseminate the information as needed. That said, Cynthia may want to consider retiring her profile name for posting purposes unless she wants to continue to be a target for the locals. I had similar advice for Mandy_K for similar reasons should she start an account, and I stand by it.
 
That said, Cynthia may want to consider retiring her profile name for posting purposes unless she wants to continue to be a target for the locals.
She'd have to change more than that lmao, most people here could pick her post out of a line up in seconds. They reek of scheming clueless boomer.
 
She'd have to change more than that lmao, most people here could pick her post out of a line up in seconds. They reek of scheming clueless boomer.
I think that’s why the happy duck suggested Himedall disseminate the information to the thread after corroborating with Cynthia.
 
Tbh don't think Nick is reverting back to good content or anything. Just stars aligned and we got a decent show last night. He'll be back to "racing" coomalot by the weekend and probably making a fool of himself more too. As for Cynthia, dox baiting is big time gay. Shit or get off the pot and if anyone here gives you shit about it tell them their lolcow sucks and insult their mom or something ain't nothing to get upset over here. People in weeb wars gave me grief over my take of Ty sucked more than Chupp fucked up the case and years later think we're all on the same page now.

I blame Chris Chan getting bonded out for all the recent shitting up this thread.
 
I think that’s why the happy duck suggested Himedall disseminate the information to the thread after corroborating with Cynthia.
Oh, I was referring to after any potential collaboration. Creating a new account/account name for future posting purposes wont make much of a difference if shes identified straight away due to her unmistakable posting style.
 
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