Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Vandy2]

Thickness depends on the brand. Some hand sanitizers have the consistency of aloe vera, some are like pouring water on your hand, and some are anywhere in between.

The fact that the word used was "eat" and not "drink" is what gets me. I don't know if that's because Gyro is a moron who uses them interchangeably or if there was chewing involved.

 

[monstrous bubo]

why not both?

 

[Pee Your Pants]

The fact that the word used was "eat" and not "drink" is what gets me. I don't know if that's because Gyro is a moron who uses them interchangeably or if there was chewing involved.

Maybe she classes soap as hand sanitizer and she just bit a chunk off like a chocolate bar and chewed it.

Man, I love this ridiculous conversation. It brings back fond memories of you ladies obsessing over Staph's crockery.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

The fact that the word used was "eat" and not "drink" is what gets me. I don't know if that's because Gyro is a moron who uses them interchangeably or if there was chewing involved.

I just assumed she's a moron tbf, you could have a point there

 

[Chromeo]

Man, I love this ridiculous conversation. It brings back fond memories of you ladies obsessing over Staph's crockery.

Swear to God, eating ramen and seeing the matching plate to my bowl in this thread was like:

These random little side-topics are great filler between Stephanie doing dumb shit.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

It’s been a couple days, let’s check in on Stephanie.

Life’s been great! Apparently she tried to OD on pills a couple years ago, and is happy and grateful she didn’t succeed.

Tries to not be “that pagan”, apparently there’s a lot of racists in the heathenry community. This does not really make sense, but she’s ~drunk~ off a rum and coke.

Speaking of witchcraft shit, she has hit an important milestone in her craft, and emailed the community garden leader about putting aside a day for her to do a blessing for the growing season. She is proud of herself for serving the community “in a spiritual capacity”.

On the “I’m doing good for my community” note, she said basically that in more of a post I previously shared. Stephanie: “they only hate me because I’m fat and write problematic fan fiction and use stupid pronouns, and they don’t care about the good I’m trying to do for my community!”

And she mentions her nonprofit, and admits it is unofficial (does not include the fact that she got $10k in funds for it). The reason is because she got in a mini slapfight with somebody saying “black people deserve healthcare” and she said “EVERYBODY deserves healthcare”. Love how in her last response, she has to throw in that she has a master’s in social work so she sees the issues black people face, runs a (non-official) nonprofit that has a black co-chair (since when), etc.

She had a couple more drama moments:

Now this one, I had screenshotted a couple days ago, but when I went back to collect more and get the other stuff with updated timestamps, it was gone.

Naptimeforadults also weighed in on Stephanie’s latest shit (apparently they were the ones in the screenshot Staph posted). It is a very long image.

Various other Tumblr misadventures include:
She don’t like the tap water

She’s actually traumatized, guys!

Is too retarded to grasp the ramblings of people practicing a craft almost certainly wrong

Lmao at both her and the OP. The people who get the genital surgery are very often left with a mixture of awful results, chronic pain for the rest of their lives, or regret. But no, give her a dick! she cries as we know that she wouldn’t ever get a phalloplasty for numerous reasons (which is good in this case).

Yes the cops can give you shit for carrying a knife retard, even if you say it’s for foraging. If you say that shit in the middle of walmart you’re gonna have issues.

She wants chips

Dislikes discord (has nothing to do with how she got banned from numerous servers recently, and probably other arcs have occurred in the past)

Fails to socialize properly while bragging about her boyfriends

Butts in on a conversation about Germany (very long screenshot)

Pride flag at a redneck church

Dislikes Pennsylvania for the shitty roads (she lives right next to the border, so I can see her going there often).

Likes “Special” on Netflix because the mlm sex scene involving a disabled man meant a lot to her because she is definitely a disabled transmasc.

Discusses burning plants you grew because it’s magical to kill what you created (?)

Gets horny over AI Dahmer voice saying “i love you yarrow”

More Dahmer shit

Ramirez had ADHD

Twitter:

The comment in question:

Oh, and BTW she’s said this on Fetlife.

Just before I was about to post this, I decided to look over her shit one more time, and I’m glad I did.

Please let me know if you all prefer for the images to be shrunk in these long ass posts, I enjoy writing them and I don’t want to make everyone suffer with how big they appear on desktop lmao

 

[PBR Streetgang]

My new favorite thing is when she speaks in the third person to bicker with people on her troon organization facebook. As if weird passive aggressive stuff like "our founder Yarrow thanks you for your comment!" is at all professional in any way lol

 

[Meowzers]

More Dahmer shit

they were nicknames their FAMILY CALLED THEM YOU ARE NOT THEIR FAMILY. Freddy mercury is a STAGE NAME he wanted fans and strangers to call him to that the argUMENT DOES NOT APPLY TO THE SITUATION, ACTUALLY IT IS THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE! are you being purposely obtuse yarrow? are you?? you test me every day, bxy


i was going to say we're reaching self awareness with this comment but with the dahmer shit ramping up, i changed my mind

 

[often puzzled]

Perhaps late, but I always pictured a flip-top bottle Purell. In my mind, she flipped the cap back, squeezed the bottle, and shot a line of sanitizer straight down her throat.

Bet she was "that girl" all over her college campus. Students would probably say "you know that really weird girl," and others would immediately know who they were talking about. I do feel sorry for her roommate: it's fun to observe the campus eccentrics from a distance, but Yarrow is a headcase, not a a lovable eccentric. I'm sure she was as unable to compromise then as she is now, which would have made her impossible to live with.

(Everything about her would have made her impossible to live with, but that's one specific thing.)

 

[Ophelia]

The long posts are difficult for me to read on mobile, but whatever’s easiest for you works for me.

Person: Why don’t you get a job?
Yarrow: I’ve got one helping my community with ritual witch larping!

Person: Why don’t you get a job?
Chris: I’ve got one helping my community with da merge goddess larping!

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I can't believe it's taken me this long to remember this, but after Michael Jackson died, the infamous British psychic con man Derek Acorah did a live seance on TV where he channeled the ghost of Michael Jackson. I wonder if Staph has ever seen at least clips from it. It's brutally cringeworthy and hilarious, especially the part where 'Michael' is talking to a fan and the fan sobs and tell him how much he loves him.

I recommend watching the full program for the lols, but be warned its painful.

I don't know if anyone outside of the UK knows of Acorah, but he was a pretty big deal, mainly because he was a source of amusement as everyone knew he was full of shit. Obviously he was, because Michael Jackson's ghost didn't drop any N-bombs during the seance like true and honest MJ did when Staph channeled him. If he was still alive, Acorah would have been a great cow. He was most famous for being the psychic medium on a British paranormal investigation show called Most Haunted, and would regularly consult his spirit companion on screen that he called Sam... who was a Native American.

Sorry if the clips trigger any flashbacks Chromeo

 

[Soft Boiled Egg]

More Dahmer shit

putting pictures of a man who raped, tortured, and murdered children next to the word 'angelic' is certainly a choice!

Fails to socialize properly while bragging about her boyfriends

I'm so puzzled about her response to this. it's like when you see schizos trying to string a sentence together and you can kind of see how it relates to the topic but they're just so off the shits that they lose it like, halfway through. I get why she thought it was relevant, but that's as far as I can understand before I just give up on trying to figure out how she linked A (retarded zoomers hate affectionate names) to B (YEAH, WELL I CALL MY GHOST BOYFIES FUCKING RETARDS!!!! TAKE THAT ZOOMIES!!!!!)

 

[moorhen]

I don't know how many of you will remember Kayla (StraySheep) threatening to commit die with a handful of Aleeve and cod liver oil, but I imagine it would've been something like that.

Trying to imbide hand sanitiser is far more badass, Gyro.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I wrote this post and the site refused to post it twice last night, so let’s try for the third time now. Last night she commented on the whole school shooter troon thing, and she don’t believe it. The tumblr post was last night, the response to the twitter post was today.

Nobody gives a shit about trannies trying to justify or excuse the woman’s actions, THREE NINE-YEAR-OLDS DIED.
Last night she was more argumentative on twitter

But she tried to cheer everyone up with the good news that her ritual at the garden was approved of, as if anybody gives a shit when kids just got killed.

She mentioned it again today because she’s just so proud

From her main tumblr last night, I’m not checking that shit in an airport for fear of laughing aloud:

 

[Tangled Headphones]

I was nervous to hear her response to the tranny child killer. I knew she'd have as much of a bullshit take as every other tranny enabler does about it.
That being said I wish so badly we could get a video of her totally amazing super magical garden blessing on the strawberry moon no less!!!! I'm just imagining her doughy ass waddling around the garden with that TP covered "staff" she showed before.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

FFS the only way she gets her news is via social media.

Staph: Was the shooter trans?
One person on Twitter: No.
Staph: Ah OK, that's settled then. Phew, I don't have to give a shit about six dead people. Back to tweeting about how cool I am because I'm being allowed to bless a garden.

 

[choccy milk]

I can't express how stupid and disgusting this is to me. I don't even think T makes people violent but why does she have to be so fucking gross all the time, about everything? Children fucking died, Staph, stop talking about masturbation.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

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I can't express how stupid and disgusting this is to me. I don't even think T makes people violent but why does she have to be so fucking gross all the time, about everything? Children fucking died, Staph, stop talking about masturbation.

This is one of those times when I wish that I actually read the shit I post online. Like nigga WHAT

 

[RonRiot]

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I can't express how stupid and disgusting this is to me. I don't even think T makes people violent but why does she have to be so fucking gross all the time, about everything? Children fucking died, Staph, stop talking about masturbation.

She’s probably disappointed they were killed by a woman instead of a new man for her to add to the imaginary polycule. Wanking over dead kids is very on-brand for her.

 

[Tangled Headphones]

She’s probably disappointed they were killed by a woman instead of a new man for her to add to the imaginary polycule. Wanking over dead kids is very on-brand for her.

Man this shit is so depressing and the reaction from people like steph just makes it worse. If it had been a trans woman, he would've been added to the harem immediately