Is he? I know he said he is, but he's also someone who lies to win Very Important Internet Slapfights. Being Jewish is easy victimhood stolen valour, just like his using they/them pronouns in his profile. And while unlike being an enby being Jewish is a real thing, I'd expect him to pretend to be both just for the same purpose - to help him to feel morally superior while acting like an absolute cunt online.
What a bad ass with absolutely pristine opsec.
The Farms is a great place to learn what a hollow phrase 'wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy' is. In Shane's case, he's not my worst enemy, or an enemy. He's not even the worst cow I follow for entertainment purposes. He's just a fuckwit online who has dedicated his life to being as unpleasant as possible. He's not going to change, learn or grow, the only thing he will become is worse, then dead.
So I'll mock him and forget about him and then remember when I come here and mock him again. No one here is silently seething about Shane and planning on how to take him down; not even the OnA guys are trying to ruin his life, they're just having their own, more engaged, form of fun. Shane has no theory of mind because he's dumb and autistic, so he can only try and project onto his enemies - and to Shane, they
are enemies - his own reaction. We
must be doing what he's really doing, because people don't act differently to him, and if they say they do they're lying.
So I spend no time wishing anything on Shane. But if terrible things happened to him, it would be well-deserved and probably funny. One of the reasons SJWs in general and ones like Shane in particular like victimhood is how it makes someone a lot more sympathetic; it's like wearing a sign around your neck that says 'dying from cancer' so that you can shit in public and people will feel bad for you, not disgusted by you. It's why I doubt he's Jewish just because he says it - he was doing it to one-up someone online, making it instantly suspect.
I honestly think he doesn't have friends.
I bet he has numerous acquaintances from his nerdly pursuits that he thinks of as friends. In that Geek Fallacy sort of way, I'm sure many of them would even say he was a friend as well - but by 'friend', they mean 'guy I see maybe once a year who doesn't actively offend me so much I would try and get him banned'. While the best Shane can do for a friend is 'someone who still chooses to talk to me' - and that's apparently an incredibly short list. Pat didn't even get on it after he jumped to his rescue. Hell, did his sister post anything about Shane being in a tight spot any other time, or was it only when there were innocent cats involved?
Shane reeks of arrogant resentment, in a way he lets go full force online but I bet tries to hide in person. I would also bet that he doesn't hide it well, to the point that even if he's having an autistic nerd 'argument' about Star Trek minutiae, in that way that can look heated but is actually highly enjoyable for those involved, that Shane is the one getting legitimately angry about warp core somethings or the merits of the newest show to the point the other nerds want him to calm down, because he's no longer sharing their fandom but hating them for liking things wrong.
Tl;dr: I wonder what would happen if you asked Shane how he would feel if
he didn't have breakfast this morning he hadn't been raped with a butter-knife.
