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Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.
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Who buys a new purse at every store they visit? Why do you need so many purses? Who cares if purses fit with your outfit? Purses are meant to carry things. What is the point of having a collection of purses if you can and should only be carrying one at one time? And since when did purses become an outfit accessory? Since he only started collecting purses after coming out as a woman, we can assume he associates purses with womanhood. I can’t believe it would be normal for women to pick a different purse for every outfit.
But you can see Dylan has clearly lost relatability status long ago. How normal is it for just anybody to walk into a mall and walk out with an expensive new dress, heels, and purse? Part of the charm of Dylan from the very beginning has been his ability to be positive and resourceful when he was a poor unemployed aging theatre kid. Now he’s more depressed than ever and whinging about stress and mental health while he cleans his toes with designer towels.
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Buying a purse to go with an individual outfit is insane unless it's for a super special event - like a clutch that matches your prom dress or a really nice bag that matches the bridesmaid's dress for your best friend's wedding or something. But having more than one purse to match your outfit or to suit what you're going to do is like having more than one pair of shoes for the same reasons. Mostly only the loony rich have a metric ton of them, though - my experience is that most women have between one and five depending on where they live and what they've got going on in their lives.
Also, that outfit is ugly as sin and that bag wouldn't even fit a smartphone so it's basically nonfunctional. Dylan's fashion sense continues to be (unsurprisingly) horrendous. Lol at him thinking he could pull off the cutout in that dress though.
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He posted also these outfits to IG stories and I'm adding next to them how much each item costs.
Outfit total: $1090
Outfit total (not including the bag or jewelry): $546
Dylan posted more about Denmark to his IG stories and talks about he gave his number to a cute waiter, which is unlike him.
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I use Nyx finishing sprays, which come in dewy or matte. Milani also has a long-wear one that is apparently similar.
He looked exactly like Kurt (Chris Colfer) from Glee.
From Kurt to Bruce. A true fall from grace.
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The Kate Spade stuff is a partnership and all gifted, I bet. He has shilled them since he started this larp. What a disgrace to Kate. Tapestry, Inc. now owns Kate Spade, as well as Coach. There was controversy with a mtf model for Coach (goes by Amara and a bunch of other names, sorry idc enough to list them). He made a bunch of threats and megalomaniac comments to Andy Ngo (whatever you think of Andy, the comments are insane and abusive):
I think he still works for Coach.
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Lol lol. Dylans shoulders extend well into the sleeve fucking up the whole silhouette a trapeze dress is supposed to give you.
Even a standing in a completely retarded way can't hide that male frame Dylan
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Cover those legs in trousers! Please!
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He looks less like Audrey Hepburn, and more like the famine victims she carried in her arms later in her life when she was with UNICEF. Actually using fame to make humanity better. Hopefully all those free bags and shoes keep Dylan warm at night.
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New Sinfest feat. Dyldo
"It's luck"
Good lord they genuinely believe this.
Even then, aren't you still supposed to pick things that you could use again later?
"It's luck"
Good lord they genuinely believe this.
Good lort.
Poor waiter.
Lol lol. Dylans shoulders extend well into the sleeve fucking up the whole silhouette a trapeze dress is supposed to give you.
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Even a standing in a completely retarded way can't hide that male frame Dylan
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His neck looks weirdly long, specially in that dress. And I love how even loose fitting dresses are ruined by his figure, everything is screaming YWNBAW around him.
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God damnit, why does he always do this shit?
Everyone else in that photo is smiling normally, even Mr. Happypants. Why does he feel the need to stretch his face to cartoon-ish proportions?
Everyone else in that photo is smiling normally, even Mr. Happypants. Why does he feel the need to stretch his face to cartoon-ish proportions?
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@NoReturn since I can't quote for some reason: It really depends on the occasion, the dress you're matching to, and your lifestyle. If you don't usually go to fancy to-dos, it might not make sense to make sure you can keep the clutch you bought for your bff's wedding, since odds are you'll never use it again and it'll just take up space in your closet until the next trip to Goodwill. But if say your job has some big fancy party every year and you have to look nice, you'd probably get a pretty, neutral clutch you can keep using because who honestly wants to purse shop every year. And well, sometimes you just want the stupid pretty purse that exactly matches your prom dress and god, mom, who cares if I keep using it after, it's prom!
But yeah, most women would probably err on the side of buying something they can keep using.
To his credit, I guess, Dylan could keep using that microscopic white purse - white matches most anything unless black would be better - but the better question is why on earth would you ever want to? I guess whoever he has filming him at all times must be poor enough and henpecked enough to carry the man's phone for him all the time too, because god knows that bag won't. (Ask me how much I hate tiny nonfunctional purses! We already have tiny nonfunctional pockets, why do the purses need to come next!)
But yeah, most women would probably err on the side of buying something they can keep using.
To his credit, I guess, Dylan could keep using that microscopic white purse - white matches most anything unless black would be better - but the better question is why on earth would you ever want to? I guess whoever he has filming him at all times must be poor enough and henpecked enough to carry the man's phone for him all the time too, because god knows that bag won't. (Ask me how much I hate tiny nonfunctional purses! We already have tiny nonfunctional pockets, why do the purses need to come next!)
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this man spit on women
b/c it is the demon lving inside of him, Dylan Mulavney died and his body is being occupied by a demon
jk! sorta
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^Instagram story today
Does Dylan just not bother to tuck anymore?
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Now I understand why Kate Spade killed herself.
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Some fashion youtubers I watch have several purses, but usually to have several colors to pick from when putting an outfit together. And they're not buying new, full price ones all the time, they'll go thrifting for purses.
Normal women might have a couple (one for everyday, maybe a clutch for parties, maybe a clear one for sporting events). Most women I know don't even carry a purse daily, but have a wallet & keys on a lanyard.
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This is the most uncanny valley picture of an actual human being that I've ever seen. Looking at it literally makes my fucking skin crawl.