Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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Tim has been super annoying with his trad larping today, so excuse my extensive posting, but holy shit. "We need to force these city folk out into the country and make them self-reliant" I can name a number of reasons why this won't work. For start, for someone who has said numerous times he's a 'leftist libertarian' that's pretty god damn authoritarian of you Timmy boy. forcing someone to move out to the country and forcing them to cut wood, and try to hunt for survival? Not only would that just not work for a majority of people, it also would wreak havok on the land itself?

You can tell Tim has never once thought about land and game management. The reason those are so heavily managed by the state is to prevent over burdening the land with undue stress. Introducing millions of people into this would devastate the local flora and fauna.

Not to mention this entire idea of Tim being 'self-sufficient' is laughable when he requires chicken feed, outside food, ammo and everything else. I sincerely doubt his compound would last more than a few weeks if shit actually hits the fan, and he's cut off from the world.
Tim composing his Little Red Beanie, trying to teach baristas how to farm, CHAZ-style.
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Edited addition: The glorious fields of the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ), 2020

All while Ian mislabels the propaganda signs, ending in disaster like Mao's Four Pests Campaign, but vaudevillian & livestreamed.
"Ian, it was supposed to say 'Kill the chicken hawks!', not 'Kill the chicken, hawks!' YouTube will demonetise us after that bloodbath. How will we survive the winter, now, without Chicken City superchats..."
 
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His videos today look pretty shit so I'm not gonna even scrub em for content.
Meanwhile in Israel:

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Interesting how they can manage to not burn their own shit down and keep it to a small circle fire here and there.
Maybe that's why Timmy isn't covering an ally that receives billions of US dollars every year going through huge unrest and calls a bunch of fat fucks in black and red vs other fat fucks in red and blue yelling at each other in the streets as civil war.


I can't believe I thought this guy was going to be a worth while reputable news source back in 2019 / 2020ish. I shoulda known better.
 
Brings up National Treassure regarding civil war, says if the story is true or not he's not sure (good journalism), talks about his massive consumerist holiday of the super bowl. Wants to Advence humanity by exploring the stars, but don't send your kids to college
 
Brings up National Treassure regarding civil war, says if the story is true or not he's not sure (good journalism), talks about his massive consumerist holiday of the super bowl. Wants to Advence humanity by exploring the stars, but don't send your kids to college
He also fucked the title up. He was suspended with pay. He wasn't fired. "Journalism" everyone.


Tim: I'm so happy Disney is dying and I'll be bigger than they are one day.
Tim: Force your children to watch Captain America.
 
Tim says conservatives are dumb for still following rules... while still telling people to peaceful and persuasive. No ability to think critical
Also while bending over backwards to follow Susan's rules for shekels.
 

End of the video

"I don't know how we navigate out of this. It's no so simple to say 'step back'. when people are doing things like this. We need law enforcement, and I think we need stronger government. I know it's funny, all the lef- libertarians are gonna get angry. What I'm saying is we have laws on the books that aren't being enforced. Plain and simple. Enforce them. There are many laws on the books that should not be enforced and should not be laws at all. But for the time being, there shouldn't - we shouldn't need to have a law banning sex changes for kids. It probably falls under dozens of statutes already but our government is weak, our politicians feckless and they let this happen."

Yes, Tim, let's empower the government to crack down on ideas just because we find them disagreeable. We don't need to have the power to do that ourselves, we are clearly too weak and feckless to make individual decisions. Are you sure you're not half-Chinese, bugman?
 
End of the video

"I don't know how we navigate out of this. It's no so simple to say 'step back'. when people are doing things like this. We need law enforcement, and I think we need stronger government. I know it's funny, all the lef- libertarians are gonna get angry. What I'm saying is we have laws on the books that aren't being enforced. Plain and simple. Enforce them. There are many laws on the books that should not be enforced and should not be laws at all. But for the time being, there shouldn't - we shouldn't need to have a law banning sex changes for kids. It probably falls under dozens of statutes already but our government is weak, our politicians feckless and they let this happen."

Yes, Tim, let's empower the government to crack down on ideas just because we find them disagreeable. We don't need to have the power to do that ourselves, we are clearly too weak and feckless to make individual decisions. Are you sure you're not half-Chinese, bugman?
Another reason I can never take him serious. He's a liberal at the end of the day. Its all about control just his control.
 
Oh shit, everyone's favorite poop poster and former IRL guest @larossmann has taken the Graphene Pill and will join Ian in the drum circle.


If you do see this Louis, I'm just having some fun, don't take it too seriously. Though I'll debate you on libertarianism any day.
Louis seems like a good dude and getting more based every day.

Now this is the kind of hard-hitting coverage I subscribe to Tim for. But really, I'm actually glad he covered this, I needed a good laugh.
 
Oh shit, everyone's favorite poop poster and former IRL guest @larossmann has taken the Graphene Pill and will join Ian in the drum circle.


If you do see this Louis, I'm just having some fun, don't take it too seriously. Though I'll debate you on libertarianism any day.
Clever joke. This Graphene actually does look Useful though.
Going to use this to hijack what Louis just talked about - something incredibly fucked up,

The 686 RESTRICT act.
I suspect he'll have an official video up tomorrow be sure to watch it. cause Holy shit this thing is evil.
They want to throw people in jail for using VPNs to bypass bans the US government puts on place for websites they deem "enemies of the state"
20 years in prison 1 million dollar fines for a fuckin VPN.
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I doubt Timmy boy will talk about it cause he's got trannies to talk about. Maybe he'll prove me wrong. I hope he does, even if I don't like him anymore he still has a large audience.
E: fuck my life I don't know how to link twitter on here and its almost 3AM I'm going to bed. I'm becoming a boomer.
 

At this point I absolutely refuse to believe Tim is not controlled opposition. This is just too much.

He's taking a victory lap around Disney having to fire people and saying "get woke go broke on steroids". Then he turns around mid-video to start shilling Captain America. He talks about how Captain America is so great and the type of movie he wants to see.

Now, for those of you who can't just do a Google search, as Tim likes to say, Disney owns Marvel. So Tim is literally shilling a Disney product in the same video that he is shitting all over Disney.

And now he's arguing for people to support Disney financially.

"When Disney does good things, they get praise. When Netflix does good things, they get praise. You do something like Cuties? You get cancellations. You wanna bring on Dave Chapelle and Joe Rogan? We sign up."

Or you could just not give money to any of these companies at all, because YouTube is free and anything you could want to watch is on there already.

Whoa, hold on. I posted this too soon. End of the video, Tim announces the Timcast Elite Club, which is I guess Tim's version of Mug Club. $100 a month. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure Crowder's Mug Club was $99 a year. And you got a mug, and Crowder is actually a professional comedian. What kind of simp who is already giving Tim $10 a month to get on his website and who knows how much to join his Discord is also going to spend $100 a month for extra Tim content? Who is hungry for all the beanie?

Okay so he clarified that the $100 a month gets you access to the third floor private club of his totally going to happen Tim cafes. So it's only a benefit if you live in Wisconsin lol. And then he has the nerve to say he will probably lose money on this. First of all, you have to actually build the damn thing, and not scam people. Secondly, you have to keep the coffee shop open if you're going to keep the club open. So the $100 a month Elite club is only a good investment if you think Tim is actually going to be able to keep a brand new coffee shop open that he's opening mid-recession. And thirdly, even if it all DOES work out and there are actually plenty of people who get their money's worth using this club space, guess what? Then Tim actually DOES lose money, which results in his coffee shop being strained, and then he has to close the coffee shop because it can't make up the loss he's taking on the club, then the club closes too. What a ridiculous idea, there is literally no way this works out unless Tim is not planning to actually open the club at all.
 
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The 686 RESTRICT act.
I suspect he'll have an official video up tomorrow be sure to watch it. cause Holy shit this thing is evil.
They want to throw people in jail for using VPNs to bypass bans the US government puts on place for websites they deem "enemies of the state"
20 years in prison 1 million dollar fines for a fuckin VPN.
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I doubt Timmy boy will talk about it cause he's got trannies to talk about. Maybe he'll prove me wrong. I hope he does, even if I don't like him anymore he still has a large audience.
E: fuck my life I don't know how to link twitter on here and its almost 3AM I'm going to bed. I'm becoming a boomer.

Not even a bleeding Tweet on the RESTRICT Act, so far. After Greg Price dropped the information on it, Tim was sharing:
-a video of a woman beating herself with a hammer to frame her boyfriend for abuse:
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-a trove of Troons:
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-& a reporter getting an eyeful of fist on the subway:
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Clever joke. This Graphene actually does look Useful though.
Going to use this to hijack what Louis just talked about - something incredibly fucked up,

The 686 RESTRICT act.
I suspect he'll have an official video up tomorrow be sure to watch it. cause Holy shit this thing is evil.
They want to throw people in jail for using VPNs to bypass bans the US government puts on place for websites they deem "enemies of the state"
20 years in prison 1 million dollar fines for a fuckin VPN.
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I doubt Timmy boy will talk about it cause he's got trannies to talk about. Maybe he'll prove me wrong. I hope he does, even if I don't like him anymore he still has a large audience.
E: fuck my life I don't know how to link twitter on here and its almost 3AM I'm going to bed. I'm becoming a boomer.
Oh, you sweet summer child.

How did Tim respond to this news?

His first segment is shilling a VPN as a way to protect you from the government.



That is not a joke, he has not mentioned VirtualShield in forever and now he's doing a sponsored segment for them.
 
Oh, you sweet summer child.

How did Tim respond to this news?

His first segment is shilling a VPN as a way to protect you from the government.



That is not a joke, he has not mentioned VirtualShield in forever and now he's doing a sponsored segment for them.
Best part is that under the RESTRICT Act, using a VPN to view blocked content from a 'foreign adversary' could land you in jail, if it is read a particular way...
The bill's sponsor, Senator Mark Warner, says via a spokesman that only those engaging in "sabotage or subversion" have anything to fear.
This all depends on how the sitting government interprets such things.
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But have no fear, Tim would NEVER give bad advice, right?
 
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Clever joke. This Graphene actually does look Useful though.
I've heard good things about Graphene OS.

The 686 RESTRICT act.
I suspect he'll have an official video up tomorrow be sure to watch it. cause Holy shit this thing is evil.
They want to throw people in jail for using VPNs to bypass bans the US government puts on place for websites they deem "enemies of the state"
20 years in prison 1 million dollar fines for a fuckin VPN.
This is a little overblown in terms of how they're covering it, but even then the act should be opposed heavily as it gives government more power. Banning TikTok might be the right thing, but not if it fucks people in every other way because politicians can't just make one ruling without stuffing all that extra bullshit in.

End of the video, Tim announces the Timcast Elite Club, which is I guess Tim's version of Mug Club.
No one really knows, but supposedly it's what will give you access to Tim's coffee shop or secret Lydia strip club on the third floor of the coffee shop. You also get free coffee or some bullshit.

Not even a bleeding Tweet on the RESTRAIN Act, so far. After Greg Price dropped the information on it, Tim was sharing
Tim larps hard as a tech guy, so does Ian, but he's one of the worst people when it comes to covering tech news as even Muta does a better job. Mental Outlaw is usually a good go to if you want someone who actually cares about tech happening outside of normie news.
 
This is a little overblown in terms of how they're covering it, but even then the act should be opposed heavily as it gives government more power. Banning TikTok might be the right thing, but not if it fucks people in every other way because politicians can't just make one ruling without stuffing all that extra bullshit in.
All I've wanted is Tik Tok buckbroken and thrown in a ditch. Not extra garbage. Boomers shouldn't be writing laws on tech at this point.
Tim larps hard as a tech guy, so does Ian, but he's one of the worst people when it comes to covering tech news as even Muta does a better job. Mental Outlaw is usually a good go to if you want someone who actually cares about tech happening outside of normie news.
Personally I wish more people were talking about this bill, get enough people yelling about it to just turn it into a flat ban on TikTok. That's all anyone wants. To get this digital opium away from my generation. But Tim is worried about money I guess, even though this seems like a safe topic
 
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