Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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And it's super obvious no one is visiting him, the same way pretty much no one hangs with him anymore
No surprise, someone as combative as Jack is not going to easily retain friendships. Its not even ideological combativeness where you may have friend who just disagree - Jack's the kinda guy to declare your not his friend and you should fuckoff because you bailed on one planned hangout for literally any reason. Its his way or the highway, and everyone decided to keep on riding into the sunset.

Besides, going out to do anything with him would mean stopping for food, which'd mean guest starring on a Jack on the Go. Nobody should be crazy enough to voluntarily just suffer through that more than once.
 
Jack's going to rot away in this nursing home isn't he? Man, what an end.
I'm pretty sure all the processed shit he eats will preserve his body for at least a few decades. The only reason he hasn't already had a necrotic infection from mishandling of a gimp limb is likely that his cells are more polymer than protein at this point.
 
i sort of stopped paying attention to jack because him spending most of his time being fat and dying was getting depressing, but him being fat and dying in whole new ways has really revitalized my interest in him.

it's just astounding that no matter how many strokes he has, or how many limbs he can't use, his mentality has refused to change for twenty years. not everyone can say that, but here he is, bitching about nerve pain with the same tone as when he bitches about slow service at chili's!
 
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Fatty is suffering.
 
I would not be surprised if they are quietly working on a plan to eject Jack.
People can and do get kicked out of nursing homes. Jack's not doing any PT, constantly complains, doesn't do any activities, claims he has 10 level pain but refuses meds, abuses the call button, posted on FB that he's gonna piss all over his room and so on. TBH I'm surprised he hasn't been thrown out already.
 
I tought Oxycoton is the last resort in terms of Nerv pain Meds & not something ordinary you give to a patient just because he has "pain". I mean isn't it something you get if you had some fucked up accident or have Tumor/etc on a really terrible nerv hitting spot?
 
Jack's going to rot away in this nursing home isn't he? Man, what an end.
No, they'll eventually send him to a cheaper, shittier one where he'll die.

They don't let you stay in a facility that offers rehab forever, especially if you are a whiny little shit like Jack who isn't even using it. They're more expensive. He'll go to some depressing shithole where they send you to die.
 
After all, this is #GodLaughs! Fatty mocking others, being arrogant, and generally being a nasty fat sack of shit has finally come full circle. Fatty believes that immortality is GUD, but he has probably forgotten about the part of existence that involves suffering.

If our good gracious Lord wants to laugh even harder, make sure the insurance money runs out and Hammy has to be Jagoff's sole carer.
 
If he's a Baptist or Christian scientist then yeah, but they'd also probably kick him from the congregation for embodying every deadly sin.

Even worse, he's a Pentacostal. Fucking snake wrangling, faith healing (sure worked out for him, didn't it?) and yelling gibberish thinking they're touched by God and can preach to the pygmies.
Jack goes to one of those loosely defined Baptist churches, which don't prohibit medicine btw. He's not Pentecostal. He would be much weirder and more interesting if he were.
 
Constant pain of such an intensity that it's all you can think about and yes, anybody would be considering suicide at that point to escape it. There's no way Jagoff has it. He's just malingering and acting out because he's angy that Hammy didn't bring him his daily bag of cheeseburgers.


That only counts when there's other people around. In private? They're all about the pain meds.


Yeah but at least they're considered to be Christians. When you start dealing with guys like JWs, Mormons and others then they a lot don't even consider them to be Christian. It's like when Mitt Romney ran for President against Obama. There were Christians out there who were arguing whether he was a real Christian or not. Luckily for them he was and Obama was a sekret Muslim so they were able to vote for him.


He probably felt like a real man for the first time in his life.
The classic video of Jack hunting a turkey. Watching him walk away with the turkey over his shoulder is comedic.
 
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