Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

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repentance said:
That account has 4 posts and none of them are of Chris. Last post to the account was made 7 March.


The minimum sentence he will be given is time served.
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He will not necessarily be given a sentence, or found guilty, at all. That's how diversion/deferral programs work, generally speaking.
 
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Lindy64 said:
Sidenote, what kind of grave do you reckon Chris will get? An unmarked grave in the middle of nowhere? Funeral only attended by the most desperate internet observers? Hell of a way to go.
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Chris' body will be donated to the Bodies exhibition so that the world can finally see what the supreme being inhabited by Magichan looks like.
 
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Shekelslovakia said:
Look can we all agree that breaking Bad is probably the most overrated television show ever broadcasted. I just don't see the appeal of it other than Bryan Cranston cooking meth in the desert to fight an illness. Seriously you can't get any more surface level than that and everyone treats it like it's the greatest anime or something. I mean everywhere I Go breaking Bad this breaking Bad that I'm going to say it once but fuck Breaking Bad dude, let's get some Soprano memes going instead.
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I respectfully disagree LOL.
 
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Hogscraper said:
everyone asking "is the merge gonna happen now?" is dumb. in one of his very first jail letters, he said the merge was "literally completed and concluding". keep up.
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Yeah wasn't the next part the Collective Shift or something?

I feel like I was lied to. I don't see Scooby-Doo anywhere.
 
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Hogscraper said:
everyone asking "is the merge gonna happen now?" is dumb. in one of his very first jail letters, he said the merge was "literally completed and concluding". keep up.
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People forget that it was a planted idea by a group of trolls and not a native thought from him.
Like any shit the trolls make him believe or say, he will forget it and dismiss it once he gets bored.
 
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Fapcop said:
Chris will be placed in the middle of 14 Branchland Ct, with an honor guard made up of @Null @Marvin, Clyde Cash and all his other former foes, while Kiwis and weens silently shuffle by to pay their last respects.

Like the Vikings of old, his body will be laid out on top of the hoard, (along with a drugged Fiona and Bella to keep him and the duck happy in the afterlife) and set on fire. The cover of Sonichu #0 used as kindling.

Thus we will stand silently and watch as the long night passes. A few Kiwis crying out in mourning for their OPL.
Watching the flames lick ever higher, consuming the mortal coil of Chris, the first and greatest lolcow, as we witness his spirit pass into the afterlife: That temple of autism in the great beyond.

His ashes? I have no doubt that some enterprising Kiwi will use them to forge Sonichu Medallion to shill on eBay.
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I kinda want him to has his ashes buried in one of those crypts that marked by a statue, his could be a bronze statue of him and sonichu in the famous “zap to the extreme” pose as if it were some autistic Disneyland monument.
 
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LiquidKid said:
I kinda want him to has his ashes buried in one of those crypts that marked by a statue, his could be a bronze statue of him and sonichu in the famous “zap to the extreme” pose as if it were some autistic Disneyland monument.
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Bronze is expensive, 500 for 5 dollar sheets of paper from Walmart seems more appropriate for the situation.
 
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AN/ALR56 said:
People forget that it was a planted idea by a group of trolls and not a native thought from him.
Like any shit the trolls make him believe or say, he will forget it and dismiss it once he gets bored.
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I wish that were true, somebody could just plant the idea in his head that he angered the god bear by trooning out and he might shut up about the dimension merge and be funny again.

If he didn’t rape his mother there might have been a hope for some kind of return to classic Chris Chan. As it is all bridges are burnt and nobodies gonna be willing to wrangle him over the internet again.
 
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AN/ALR56 said:
People forget that it was a planted idea by a group of trolls and not a native thought from him.
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It's a mix of both, really. Idea Guys and Teen Troon Squad didn't plant the idea of different dimensions into Chris's head, they just played along with what he already believed. Chris wholeheartedly believed that his OCs were real and living happily in another universe as far back as the Alec Benson Leary calls, before Bob's death. Chris was seen slow dancing with Magi-Chan at BronyCon in the summer of 2017, while Joshua Wise did not make contact until October 2017. Regarding the "Merge" specifically, a member of the Teen Troon Squad admitted that they did not come up with the idea, they just encouraged Chris's delusions.
 
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themarchivist2 said:
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Chris's Facebook account has been down since at least February 12, probably longer; this isn't a new development, just to clear things up.
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Actually, he deleted his account, it was probably temporarily disabled at that time because on Monday night, his account was still up.

I made a post about this yesterday night or Tuesday night and if you search all of my posts from the past as well the "Chris updates" or "Random thoughts/questions" threads, you'll find that Chris's Fb account was still available before February 12th since me and other KF members have spotted weens logging in to his account.
 
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themarchivist2 said:
From Instagram user ejsoko, 13 hours ago:
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Before passing judgment, I've done some research:
1. Chris is wearing the exact same outfit here that he was on the day of the arrest.
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2. Chris is noticeably thinner here than he was on the day of the arrest.
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3. Chris's face is noticeably chubby in the recent mugshot despite his weight loss, looking at a composite upscale.
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4. The image returns no results on Google Images, Bing, Yandex, TinEye, or PimEyes.

Does anyone here have a past source for this image they know of? If not, then either it's very coincidental and from years before 2021, or it's real.
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That post does not exist any more. Did you make an archive?
Also, did you happen to save the original picture (not a screenshot)? We could have checked the exif data to see when the picture was taken if we had the actual photo.
 
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