Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

Gwydion said:
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Let's say something nice about Shane. I'll go first: at least his beard is neatly trimmed.
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He made me laugh when he pretended he had a successful career and was somebody who mattered- instead of a welfare leech who worked as a mall cashier at the Microsoft store for a few years, before he got fired for being too useless.

He also pretended he wasn’t fat and that was really funny too. So that’s two things.
AnOminous said:
I'd be pretty amazed if this freaky pussy didn't spend much of his high school career face down in a toilet or shoved into lockers.
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You’re right, this fat fuck was 100% the school bully‘s living stress reliever. I think this needs to be repeated as an adult now that he’s going to people mourning school shooting victims and mocking their religion.

You can’t tell me this smug face isn’t highly punchable, in Minecraft. Imagine the Ethan Ralph Lisbon video, but with Shane Porks swapped for Ralph. And instead of Cog, the attacker is someone who Shame threatened online.

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Here a Tennessee resident said she’s heard California cities are turning into a shithole, and appreciates how quiet TN is. This other guy responded with some article saying “TN is the worst place to live”.

Of course, that’s Shame’s cue to jump in with the crushing blow to conservitards. I bet that brilliant Ben Shapiro quote really got his micropeen at quarter mast while his obese fingers clacked away CA626681-ACD8-4912-8985-96C958A2E834.jpeg

By the way, I’ve been to TN several times and the people are very pleasant, and it is very quiet and chill. Shame comes from a state where the cities are literally becoming uninhabitable due to homelessness and mass drug use. Seattle was an absolute disgrace last time I visited, and I know people who are very left politically leaving because they’re not safe.

Common Shame Porks L.
 
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Gwydion said:
Let's say something nice about Shane. I'll go first: at least his beard is neatly trimmed.
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It was truly astonishing when he used his computer skills to bring down the hacker SWIPER with Agent Boots and Agent Dora. Not just anyone could have pressed the I key when prompted and stopped a cybercriminal mastermind like that.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
the absolute basement-tier atheism, too; they literally think every "Godhaver" believes that God is a magical sky fairy that exists to give you treats.

Because that's exactly how they view their parents and the government and that's all they can imagine, because they are slaves to their own desires. What absolute wretched bitches.
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Could be he's an atheist because he found out it's God's will that he's a self-loathing, morbidly obese loser.

AnOminous said:
I'd be pretty amazed if this freaky pussy didn't spend much of his high school career face down in a toilet or shoved into lockers.
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I doubt it. Bullying and/or getting your ass kicked as a young man usually is a good thing. It happened to me, it likely happened to you, it happened to every man I know that's worth talking to.

Or this nigga really was cursed from birth to be completely unlikable, which given his attitude and appearance is also a strong contender.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Remember when Skylar was making similar tales about how awesome he was at hacking and shit and then @Fancy Bear showed up? Good times.
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YES! That's who Porkins here reminds me of. Skylar and his unwarranted self-importance. Oh my God! You coded an app for Android? WOW! So have millions of other people. Hell if I really wanted to I could probably do one too. It's not that impressive unless you create the next killer app or manage to fall headfirst into a viral success like Flappy Bird.
 
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I invite this mouth-breathing knuckle-dragging faggot to snort my taint. He’s not even talented enough to be a script kiddie, he has just enough IQ to be a script reader.

We’re still waiting to see your l33t h4x0ring skills there, Squeal Team Six.
 
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Dean Pentel said:
I doubt it. Bullying and/or getting your ass kicked as a young man usually is a good thing. It happened to me, it likely happened to you, it happened to every man I know that's worth talking to.
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And then you hit back at some point. He strikes me as a man forever frustrated that he never had the balls to.
 
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