Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Johnny Salami]

Shane will always be associated with Chris-chan, the FtM manlet, and soyjack party. He's in good company now

 

[MG-34]

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Shane will always be associated with Chris-chan, the FtM manlet, and soyjack party. He's in good company now

Don't insult soyjak party by associating them with is faggot.

 

[Shig O'nella]

It was an incredible experience reading his timeline. Just tweet after tweet with no engagement or views, with him providing every 2007 vintage take you could imagine a greasy neckbeard would come up with in 2023. I couldn't believe it was real.

Have they been out there all this time, just waiting to be rediscovered, or did they flee/die/mature and this is the last of his kind, awoken from his cringe slumber to stalk the earth once more? The possibilities are endless.

Semi serious reply - a fair number of people get to a certain stage in their thinking and just stop. They look at their opinions, prejudices, habits, and beliefs, call them good, then cast them in amber never to change again.
Dunno why nor do I much care. They're rarely worth much more than being an amusing spectacle to enjoy from a reasonable distance.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Remember when Skylar was making similar tales about how awesome he was at hacking and shit and then @Fancy Bear showed up? Good times.

That's who Shane reminds me of! Thanks, it's been itching in the back of my mind. I bet if Shane ever made it to college, at some point his mother would've been complaining to an unsympathetic administration that her dear Shane hadn't made any friends, and just what were they going to do about it?!?!

 

[Broadside]

I haven't seen Internet Atheists™ overreach so hard in a decade. Who on earth (and nowhere else) is he hoping to impress by stooping so low? With """arguments""" against religion that could be outclassed by an actual 13 year old. What a kike. I'm not so sure government funds should go to enabling a lazy lifestyle for somebody who not only contributes nothing, but goes out of their way to belligerently lower the quality of life of everybody unfortunate enough to be interacted with by him. It could be better used being burned to melt snow.

He's tempting me to make a twitter account under his name and just post "it was Allah's will " under news events of accidents and terror attacks in the Middle East. You know, because Shane is super principled and says all this stuff to Muslims and Jews also

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

That's who Shane reminds me of! Thanks, it's been itching in the back of my mind. I bet if Shane ever made it to college, at some point his mother would've been complaining to an unsympathetic administration that her dear Shane hadn't made any friends, and just what were they going to do about it?!?!

I find this song is very fitting for him. For those of you who don't speak Swed

So damn internet gangsta with a knife in your hand
So damn hard when you threaten from the inventive name
So fucking terrified, your pussy with piss stain up there
So fucking internet gangsta, click-clack, blam, blam, blam!

So damn internet gangsta with a knife in your hand
So damn hard when you threaten from the inventive name
So fucking terrified, your pussy with piss stain up there
So fucking internet gangsta, click-clack, blam, blam, blam!

So you run it, you said, to the lost son
Me, Roffe Ruff spins on the gramophone
The man you love to hate on the beat
The man who grew out of the street and the shit
The man who rips for the major residents
The man who is nestled on Stavros and boa
The man they said had sipped away the sting
The man who answers 'with his middle finger

But little Bosse cries out at the curator
Then a strange transformation occurs at the computer
There he brings out his gun and bandana
Goes into the role of Tony Montana
So here's something to blog about bitches
All you gangsters and internet hippies
Take in from your toes and give me an ointment
And remember, I hate you all

So damn internet gangsta with a knife in your hand
So damn hard when you threaten from the inventive name
So fucking terrified, your pussy with piss stain up there
So fucking internet gangsta, click-clack, blam, blam, blam!

So damn internet gangsta with a knife in your hand
So damn hard when you threaten from the inventive name
So fucking terrified, your pussy with piss stain up there
So fucking internet gangsta, click-clack, blam, blam, blam!

He says things that everyone knows are not right at all
Sitting at the computer and writing to all his friends
Because he knows everyone, but no one knows him
And this man is happy, but no one to him
He criticizes everyone but has never put anything
Sitting at home every night with his laptop
Never goes outside the door, has is a limp body
When he wants to shine, yes he writes with caps lid

Just as likely someone reads it as bottle mail
And when you meet him he has never said anything
No impossibility to reach with black rock
Dives into a small visit, a small head shot
If you haven't taken anything, wash out your wax stopper
There is nothing to download here, hardly any jackpot
Shut down the internet before you get a head shot
Or a treatment of my dass caps

So damn internet gangsta with a knife in your hand
So damn hard when you threaten from the inventive name
So fucking terrified, your pussy with piss stain up there
So fucking internet gangsta, click-clack, blam, blam, blam!

So damn internet gangsta with a knife in your hand
So damn hard when you threaten from the inventive name
So fucking terrified, your pussy with piss stain up there
So fucking internet gangsta, click-clack, blam, blam, blam!

So damn internet gangsta with a knife in your hand
So damn hard when you threaten from the inventive name
So fucking terrified, your pussy with piss stain up there
So fucking internet gangsta, click-clack, blam, blam, blam!

So damn internet gangsta with a knife in your hand
So damn hard when you threaten from the inventive name
So fucking terrified, your pussy with piss stain up there
So fucking internet gangsta, click-clack, blam, blam, blam!

 

[TerribleUser09]

I have just one question that I see no one raised here.

Was he raped with the sharper end of the knife or handle?

Thank You!
xoxo

 

[The Taco Santo!]

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

Hey guys, I'm still waiting for my knock. This is taking a really long time. I'm pretty busy right now, and all this sitting in fear at my door is really starting to cut into my sneeding time. Can we schedule our knock, maybe have them call me with a timeframe like when I have furniture delivered? Can I go to McDonald's and use their drive-thru knock?

 

[Scooter Kid]

Hey guys, I'm still waiting for my knock. This is taking a really long time. I'm pretty busy right now, and all this sitting in fear at my door is really starting to cut into my sneeding time. Can we schedule our knock, maybe have them call me with a timeframe like when I have furniture delivered? Can I go to McDonald's and use their drive-thru knock?

rope now

 

[JustStopDude]

Or they were working in such a high tech super sekret capacity that revealing it and they'd be liable for any loss of revenue on the order of billions for the company in question.

A company can try to sue you, but that is almost impossible to prove in court. They have to show intent, a measurable amount of loses, and that the NDA is enforceable. This is why you don't hear about companies suing ex-employee for violating NDAs and Non-competes. It's a waste of time and money. They just have some fat cow from HR threaten you with it.

They may attempt to go after the new employer, but now it's a situation where both parties have money to waste. The problem is that large companies will collude with each other to keep wages down.

This crap has gotten so out of hand that the Federal Trade Commission is attempting to outright ban some of these practices, if assholes in Congress don't block it.

This shit costs us, the consumer, money as it allows rich companies to not compete for talent. It kills innovation. And it apparently derails this thread as I just went on a rant unintentionally. Sorry.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

 

[Henri Barbusse]

I have just one question that I see no one raised here.

Was he raped with the sharper end of the knife or handle?

Thank You!
xoxo

He wasn't raped, he just internalized the message that being a rape survivor means you're tough, so he's acting like being raped with a butterknife makes him tough and not gay from being raped with a butterknife.

 

[AnOminous]

"public honeypot post"

The purest form of retardation. This mongo talks like a cartoon character.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Let's say something nice about Shane. I'll go first: at least his beard is neatly trimmed.

 

[DumbDude43]

We have a nice middle ground of lol cows with a tech background. Chris Chan with his CAD degree he did nothing with, this guy who did minor work in the industry then quit and pretends he’s still a elite hacker/dev or whatever, then at the end Terry Davis who continued to work on Gods true and ordained operating system until he went home to his Lord

the difference could not possibly be any bigger.
terry davis was a legitimate genius whose life and career were tragically cut short by serious mental illness. if he hadn't gotten schizophrenia he might well be a millionaire by now, because his skill/knowledge/expertise was genuinely outstanding.
meanwhile this clown did what? answer phone calls from normies who complain about a broken xbox, telling them to try turning it off and on again? lol, lmao

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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Let's say something nice about Shane. I'll go first: at least his beard is neatly trimmed.

He loves his cats. Cant think of anything else.

 

[Bloitzhole]

Let's say something nice about Shane

He will never be a threat to anything but a quadruple-baconator.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I'd be pretty amazed if this freaky pussy didn't spend much of his high school career face down in a toilet or shoved into lockers.

I'm more of the opinion that he was a literal giant autist in high school and was just ostracized rather than interacted with.

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ewwwwwwwwwww

For someone who made supposedly big bucks at Microsoft and knows Bill on a first name bases why couldn't he afford it?

Couldn't afford it or is such a self-obsessed manchild that he refuses to spend money on anything other than legos?

 

[Meriasek]

Kinda sad that someone with such an impressive professional record still can't get any interaction and support on Twitter despite using his real name. How can that be, I wonder? Surely Bill Gates or Steve Ballmer would come and stand in solidarity with Shane, given that he basically made Microsoft into what it is today?