Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

 

[AirdropShitposts]

At this point I think it's just family calling in a wellness check since they're both worthless alcoholics and don't want them drowning in their own vomit because they'd never be able to collect the life insurance and the hovels price would go down as it would be seen as a double suicide. Deaths no matter the cause tank house prices.

On the other hand, selling tours of the house where the Milwaukee Negro Pepperoni Murders happened will likely more than outweigh* what they could get selling it.

*heh, because he's fat.

 

[Meriasek]

Now I wanna see that SWAT card.

/edit: So basically the pests can now just send him post cards saying "This is a SWATing lol" and Fatpat will see it as felony postcard SWATing?

 

[CptnSnshn]

TIL you can sleep through a SWAT team home invasion.

Until Pat’s pets start getting shot by cops, I don’t feel bad for him.

Listen child REAL tough guys like patrick don't even have to wake up to defend their home.

 

[Maude Snew]

Listen child REAL tough guys like patrick don't even have to wake up to defend their home.

No, they just wake up because they're fat and stopped breathing in their sleep.

 

[Mankirk]

No, they just wake up because they're fat and stopped breathing in their sleep.

Good point, I wonder how bad Fat's sleep apnea is.

Symptoms of sleep apnea include:

• Loud snoring.
• Episodes in which you stop breathing during sleep — which would be reported by another person.
• Gasping for air during sleep.
• Awakening with a dry mouth.
• Morning headache.
• Difficulty staying asleep, known as insomnia.
• Excessive daytime sleepiness, known as hypersomnia.
• Difficulty paying attention while awake.
• Irritability.

I find it funny that the thread's velocity is shattered after 3+17 SWATTings (and Shame stealing the limelight). Also, Patrick is very fat.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

99 SWATTings, and paying quasi ain't one.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

There's no kidnapping victims in Patrick's suit pockets because he doesn't wear suits, and they were all turned into pepperoni.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Has anyone called him on/asked him what SWATTing is to him vs the more appropriate SWATting or just swatting. I wanna see his argument on the linguistic intricacies of the second capital T because he's such a knowledgeable writer.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Has anyone called him on/asked him what SWATTing is to him vs the more appropriate SWATting or just swatting. I wanna see his argument on the linguistic intricacies of the second capital T because he's such a knowledgeable writer.

Both T's are capitalized because he has a 1.7 GPA. I know we often try to find deeper meaning in his befuddling antics, but almost always the reason for his decisions are that simple - 1.7 GPA.

 

[Maude Snew]

Has anyone called him on/asked him what SWATTing is to him vs the more appropriate SWATting or just swatting. I wanna see his argument on the linguistic intricacies of the second capital T because he's such a knowledgeable writer.

When you're low t in real life you have to compensate for that on the Internet with an extra one.

 

[Broadside]

Re the recent musings over Nikki's family (mainly Lynne) and their opinion on what's been going on- if you want to know just how much Nikki's family hates Pat, check out something a brotherman observed on da forums. It involves a photograph...

Spoiler: The Photograph

Here's a photo of Nikki and Pat with Nikki's family. Note Pat's smug grin on the far right:

Here's the Robinson family Xmas card. Where's Pat gone? Have they... cut him out?

Here's 3 random strangers that apparently didn't need cropping out whereas Patrick did:

A brotherman reached out to Pat for comment:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Re the recent musings over Nikki's family (mainly Lynne) and their opinion on what's been going on

Has Nice Name Stupid’s friend from Reddit been sending off dozens more contact forms? I sure hope so.

 

[Post Reply]

Re the recent musings over Nikki's family (mainly Lynne) and their opinion on what's been going on- if you want to know just how much Nikki's family hates Pat, check out something a brotherman observed on da forums. It involves a photograph...

Spoiler: The Photograph

Here's a photo of Nikki and Pat with Nikki's family. Note Pat's smug grin on the far right:
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Here's the Robinson family Xmas card. Where's Pat gone? Have they... cut him out?
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Here's 3 random strangers that apparently didn't need cropping out whereas Patrick did:
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A brotherman reached out to Pat for comment:
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I'm sure it was a purely financial decision to crop Pat out of the Christmas card. Imagine how much wider it would have to be if he were included. The Robinsons would have to upgrade to mailing out giant manilla envelopes, and postage ain't cheap these days.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

No, stalker, you intercepted every card mailed out and cut me out. Wait for the knock.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

Re the recent musings over Nikki's family (mainly Lynne) and their opinion on what's been going on- if you want to know just how much Nikki's family hates Pat, check out something a brotherman observed on da forums. It involves a photograph...

Spoiler: The Photograph

Here's a photo of Nikki and Pat with Nikki's family. Note Pat's smug grin on the far right:
View attachment 4909526

Here's the Robinson family Xmas card. Where's Pat gone? Have they... cut him out?
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Here's 3 random strangers that apparently didn't need cropping out whereas Patrick did:
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A brotherman reached out to Pat for comment:
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"god bless us, every one! except you lmao!!" - tiny tim, a christmas carol

 

[AnOminous]

"god bless us, every one! except you lmao!!" - tiny tim, a christmas carol

You seriously only cut a guy out of a holiday family picture if you absolutely detest him. He's such a piece of shit on the Internet he must be absolutely insufferable in person. No wonder his only friends are registered sex offenders or as-yet-unconvicted sex offenders.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

after a moment of reflection I think my last post crossed the line. the spirit of christmas is when we set our grievances aside. pat also deserves to be on a card with everyone who loves him

Spoiler: fixed card

 

[Broadside]

You seriously only cut a guy out of a holiday family picture if you absolutely detest him. He's such a piece of shit on the Internet he must be absolutely insufferable in person. No wonder his only friends are registered sex offenders or as-yet-unconvicted sex offenders.

It's the little details like the Xmas card exclusion that really makes you wonder what it must be like having to know Pat irl. It's just a big coincidence that everyone in his life hates him for the same reasons people on the internet also hate him, huh.

 

[Ophelia]

It's just a big coincidence that everyone in his life hates him for the same reasons people on the internet also hate him, huh.

Pat must think they’re big Norm fans.