Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[UtadaWasabi2]

Another total sharty victory.
Aside from soyjak wiki where can I learn more about this magnificent internet culture? I fear that if I lurk the site without some knowledge I won't understand any of their post.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

I got rule 1'd for bs reasons. To put it short someone posted the face of some girl, so I asked who the girl was and I immediately got banned, because apparently it was a minor. The image wasn't cropped and it wasn't nudity, it wasn't suggestive, it was literally just someone's face, like a facebook photo tier. I asked them multiple times why I was banned and each time they refused my appeal. My guess is the person in question could've been linked back to actual CP, because I can't see any other reason why that happened.

lol you're a stupid gorilla nigger. why would you come here and air out your pedophile behavior for everyone to see? guantanamo bay couldn't have forced this confession out of me. you fresh meat newfags are a different breed ong frfr

 

[farmerald]

New netmode https://live.netmode.ru/kolyma/koko.php?res=50
It looks like kuzzy's going to use twitter to give updates on kolymanet
twitter linked: https://twitter.com/kolymanet and https://twitter.com/kolymanss

 

[Triple Flutz]

A modified version of the sharty's TND copypasta has made it onto national television

Tucker Carlson's segments are quickly becoming Memri TV for white people. I really am enjoying this.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

A modified version of the sharty's TND copypasta has made it onto national television
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It's up on their youtube so it's 100% confirmed to not be ai for once:

Holy shit. The merge is still going on. Now it's AI Tucker with real Tucker.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

so this tranny supported murder and will not get any coverage from the media yet they still mention jan 6th and unite the right sickening

What are you talking about? They've been talking about this troon ever since the shooting,

 

[sprokebloke]

Another total sharty victory.
Aside from soyjak wiki where can I learn more about this magnificent internet culture? I fear that if I lurk the site without some knowledge I won't understand any of their post.

I would say this is the best explanation of the sharty that is in video form

 

[Boobalover]

I would say it is the best explanation of the sharty that is in video form

Agreed, It's pretty surface-level and most people who have never checked the site or wiki should be able to get something out of it. Shame that the creator is just a hecking wiki-skimming coaler doe.

 

[Avtistic 'gert]

If a ween from here posted that they found someone's address and went to their house to leave wojak memes the website would be seized by the Department of Homeland Security, you would have FBI, CIA, Interpol and NATO military deployed to protect against "an imminent threat to life." You would have Navy Seals deployed to Serbia to capture Null. Keffals would immediately run out of the crackwhore rehab facility and go live to grift for money. Biden would order American troops into the midst of the Ukraine warzone to capture the server hard drives and have everyone who ever posted on this website arrested as terrorists and reddit will rejoice and host child grooming upvote parties celebrating the death of transphobia forever.

but it was just soyjak.party so its fine since theres no board dedicated to making fun of insane troons no need to bother them just laugh at the funny retarded wojak faces

>WORDS WORDS WORDS + NAS

 

[Paul Atreides]

Don't worry that just means for customers for Zellig.party

(video made my a kind SIDNON not my any of the sidty/zerty staff)

The site isn't even online you fag

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

If a ween from here posted that they found someone's address and went to their house to leave wojak memes the website would be seized by the Department of Homeland Security, you would have FBI, CIA, Interpol and NATO military deployed to protect against "an imminent threat to life." You would have Navy Seals deployed to Serbia to capture Null. Keffals would immediately run out of the crackwhore rehab facility and go live to grift for money. Biden would order American troops into the midst of the Ukraine warzone to capture the server hard drives and have everyone who ever posted on this website arrested as terrorists and reddit will rejoice and host child grooming upvote parties celebrating the death of transphobia forever.

but it was just soyjak.party so its fine since theres no board dedicated to making fun of insane troons no need to bother them just laugh at the funny retarded wojak faces
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Sharty is full of 15 year-olds who can't possibly own assault weapons or go anywhere without their moms driving them.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Not going to lie, these guys are growing on me.

 

[/qa/ Won]

The best part part of the tucker thing is that it was complete and utter bullshit.

 

[Chimplord1997]

A modified version of the sharty's TND copypasta has made it onto national television
View attachment 4921801

It's up on their youtube so it's 100% confirmed to not be ai for once:

what in the fuck even is reality anymore. Yaldabaeoth is really pulling out all the stops these days

 

[Boobalover]

A soyteen found a strange webcomic someone made where their buff self-insert meets the characters in Ongezellig

https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/qa/77299#77304

https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/the-odd-couple/dad-i-think-i-fucked-up/viewer?title_no=844807&episode_no=1&webtoon-platform-redirect=true

 

[Sprate Header]

A soyteen found a strange webcomic someone made where their buff self-insert meet the characters in Ongezellig

https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/qa/77299#77304

https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/the-odd-couple/dad-i-think-i-fucked-up/viewer?title_no=844807&episode_no=1&webtoon-platform-redirect=true

>"The sharty is the next 4chan!"
>soyteen discovers strange webcomic with a self-insert character

Oh fuck, I think we all know where this is going.

 

[Karakhalkin-Gol]

A soyteen found a strange webcomic someone made where their buff self-insert meet the characters in Ongezellig

https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/qa/77299#77304

https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/the-odd-couple/dad-i-think-i-fucked-up/viewer?title_no=844807&episode_no=1&webtoon-platform-redirect=true

Coal. Brimstone, even.
(Am I doing the shartyspeak correctly?)

 

[GhaeicSD]

A soyteen found a strange webcomic someone made where their buff self-insert meets the characters in Ongezellig

https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/qa/77299#77304

https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/the-odd-couple/dad-i-think-i-fucked-up/viewer?title_no=844807&episode_no=1&webtoon-platform-redirect=true

>"The sharty is the next 4chan!"
>soyteen discovers strange webcomic with a self-insert character

Oh fuck, I think we all know where this is going.

THE HEAD BITES THE TAIL; THE CYCLE STARTS ANEW.

 

[Sprate Header]

lol

 

[cranoppwel]

A soyteen found a strange webcomic someone made where their buff self-insert meets the characters in Ongezellig

https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/qa/77299#77304

https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/the-odd-couple/dad-i-think-i-fucked-up/viewer?title_no=844807&episode_no=1&webtoon-platform-redirect=true

I know this guy vaguely. He’s an autistic as shit Romanian, probably a child, who knows fuck all about Soyjak.Party. Joined the Studio Massa Discord server maybe last month, and is part of a wave of delusional newfags that a large portion of the older English and Dutch portions of the server are starting to despise.