Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Law]

Lies about literally everything? Inflated sense of self-importance? Cosplaying as a Jew? Who is this clown taking cues from, George Santos?!

Rebecca "Bex" Gerber?!?

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

Added the Pinterest and Facebook to the OP.

Shane claims that he's no longer giving this place any attention for the remainder of the week:

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it is one of newton's laws that for every visible cope on social media there is an equal and opposite seethe.

 

[A Sunset]

Proof of the claim, for posterity:

Shane Nokes (@NorrathReaver): "Oh look, it's a piece of shit troll pr…

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Well done. Now it can never be erased from the annals of history. What an autist, folks. But he sure “owned“ David Goldberg on Twitter, so I’m sure it was worth it.

This can go down in Shanestory along with this gem:



Fake Jew and a pervy pedophile seeking underage nudes. What a creepy scumbag, and fat too

 

[internet friend]

Credit to @Mankirk for this cap, Shane is hopping into DMs as well. The only thing I know for certain is that it's not with me. Speculate...

Sorry fellas, it was me. I've been sexting with daddy cum cannon.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

How to be a moron:
1. Be Shane Nokes.
2. See step 1.

Seriously, who goes out of their way to announce that they are choosing to ignore something, acknowledging that very thing they say they are ignoring?

Weapons-grade stupid.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

You have to have at least a 143 IQ to truly understand his grand plan. He can't win if he thinks we think he doesn't know we exist. We have to know that he thinks so little of us that we think we lost, that's why we lose. It's brilliant, really. Flawless. We're premptively counter-countered. Might as well lock the thread and delete our accounts now.

 

[Mr Moonface]

He's going after a JK Rowling tweet from 2020 for some reason. Trying to go viral?



30 minutes afterward, still single digit views.

 

[A Sunset]

He's going after a JK Rowling tweet from 2020 for some reason. Trying to go viral?

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30 minutes afterward, still single digit views.

Women sharing their painful rape experiences with JK Rowling, and JK feeling their pain and being brought to tears, is just like a Trump speech. I remember Trump’s many campaign speeches where he was brought to tears talking about women’s rights and the #metoo movement.

Women supporting each other through the trauma of sexual assault is also TERF talk according to the obese, disabled pedophile.

He went from mocking Christians mourning the death of murdered children, to mocking a woman talking about supporting rape survivors. What a class act pedophile Shane Edward Noaks is.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Just shouting into the void; no likes, no engagement. Nobody cares about your tangle with the Farms except us. Nobody is reading you're tweets. You're a nobody Shane.

That's possibly the funniest part of all of this. He's such a nobody that we're the only engagement he gets.

Women sharing their painful rape experiences with JK Rowling, and JK feeling their pain and being brought to tears, is just like a Trump speech. I remember Trump’s many campaign speeches where he was brought to tears talking about women’s rights and the #metoo movement.

Women supporting each other through the trauma of sexual assault is also TERF talk according to the obese, disabled pedophile.

He went from mocking Christians mourning the death of murdered children, to mocking a woman talking about supporting rape survivors. What a class act pedophile Shane Edward Noaks is.

He doesn't get why people are upset with JK Rowlings just that they are so he feels the need to jump on board the bandwagon to show what a good liberal he is. Couldn't have chosen a worse tweet to do that though.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Michael Nokes is his uncle, not his father. Nokes is his mother's maiden name. It's entirely possible that Shane doesn't know who his father is and that his stepfather didn't want to adopt him and give him his name. Poor Shane.


He is not Jewish.

His mother was a Christian, as were her mother and grandmother (and all the other ancestors that don't count for Jew points). Claiming to be a Jew seems to be a relatively new thing for him to use for internet victimhood.

Is there anything on his father? Reform Jews (the only "Jews" who would accept this porker) don't care about people with Jewish fathers and goy mothers. But I still highly doubt he's a Jew since he's a sad momma's boy and momma wasn't teaching him no Torah.

 

[Chilli Soup]

Women supporting each other through the trauma of sexual assault is also TERF talk according to the obese, disabled pedophile.

Using rape as a weird terf-war Trump comparison is definitely a low. You'd think Mr. Daddy Cum Cannon would be eager to share his butterknife experience with fellow surviviors.

 

[TerribleUser09]

I doubt it. Bullying and/or getting your ass kicked as a young man usually is a good thing. It happened to me, it likely happened to you, it happened to every man I know that's worth talking to.

To be bullied you need to be somewhat recognizable. I doubt that Shame stood off other obese teenagers in schools. That is why he wants to emphasize his "achievements" to strangers in Web just to show how important he was since his childhood and mixes facts with his fantasies about his persona. Shame is afraid that he is an unremarkable, common, obese folk that haven't achieved anything in his 40-year-old life, that even bullies in school didn't want to... well... bully him at some point. So he picks up the fights hoping for deep confrontation that may develop into long-term quarrels so that at least he will have a point to prove but strange to him no one wants to keep talking to him and move to the more important stuff in life.

 

[Meriasek]

To be fair, using identity to claim victim points is a very Jewish thing to do.

 

[bile demon]

He is not Jewish.

His mother was a Christian, as were her mother and grandmother (and all the other ancestors that don't count for Jew points). Claiming to be a Jew seems to be a relatively new thing for him to use for internet victimhood.

It was real in his mind.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Nigger, Shane aint never been that skinny. Not even in his own fantasies.

The funny thing is I actually stretched the original PNG because Nguyen Van Lem was skinnier, obviously not enough

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Good Morning Shane. Just your daily reminder that you haven't been able to see your dick without the assistance of a mirror in DECADES!


Day 8, still no knocks ya fat faggot!

Edit, Nope I was wrong. It's day 9, and we are still laughing at your fat, retarded, fake fucking jew ass, sans knock.

 

[ObservingTheMadness]

For such a "tough guy", he seems like a whiny crybaby.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

For such a "tough guy", he seems like a whiny crybaby.

He’s a little bitch. He tries to brag about his elite Microsoft alumni status, but in his own timeline you can see him bitch and whine about getting shitcanned. That’s his strategy, to be a little revisionist, the problem is his Twitter posts by his own admission discredit him. Maybe you should have showered Shame, then Microsoft would not have had to awkwardly fire you for being a gross NEET

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

Wish we could get Null to sue him for defamation for calling him a pedo. Relive the fatrick vs quasi glory days. Maybe Rakieta can do it for free for content.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Wish we could get Null to sue him for defamation for calling him a pedo. Relive the fatrick vs quasi glory days. Maybe Rakieta can do it for free for content.

Pretty sure Rickets has his hands full with his own spaghetti clean-up.