Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Posted a picture of his dick and challenged Ron Soye to a gunfight. Among other shit.

I will... uh... try not to do that...

To inject some real talk, I have some plans to further the anthropological study of the certifiable population of LOCALS members for which I need objective input and review of my proposed methods. I may reach out to a few established members here for additional and individual perspective on how closely (if at all) they tread to transgression of the Kiwi Ethos. As I cannot compensate you, I will drum up some banger name like 'High Council of Spergacity' or something... It needs work...

EDIT:

Please don't challenge the internet to find you. It'll never end well for you because someone will take that challenge.
If you don't believe me, HWNDU was a great example and so was Mr. "You can't dox me" Andrew Clifford d'Adesky (Legal Mindset) who is running from credit companies.

It was not intended as a challenge, but rather a stoic acknowledgement of the possibility. I take full responsibility with the knowledge that my actions of injecting myself as I have carries the possibility of garnering enough attention to motivate someone to attempt to shine a light in my direction. I have no illusion of exceptionality of my own circumstance or personhood, and I expect no special treatment from the world at large or the Farms. I try to remain grounded in the Kiwi code, and I expect pushback when and if I cross lines.

If I ever go full lolcow or do something to expose myself, keep to the code and keep laughing-even at my expense.

 

[joshua moon nigger monkey]

Shilling your show after a seizure...? Yeah...

He then proceeds to have ANOTHER seizure... His SEVENTH just THAT ONE DAY he claims.

I know this is from a few weeks back and a bit unrelated. But this dude posted a video of himself having a seizure after he had a fit about Nick banning him to stop him from spamming chat with his drool.

It's old but this guy never shuts the fuck up about having seizures.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I know this is from a few weeks back and a bit unrelated. But this dude posted a video of himself having a seizure after he had a fit about Nick banning him to stop him from spamming chat with his drool.
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It's old but this guy never shuts the fuck up about having seizures.

He has a history of attention whoring. There are tales from the old members of Nick's original Discord that he would have pity sessions that I came across somewhere. He

I realise his life is hard knock, but he seems touched by the victim complex. I know several setbacks in his life have prompted a fit of social media clout gathering, but this is not a healthy coping mechanism.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Uncivil Law would be a better option.

I caught a little bit of one of Uncivil Law's gaming streams last week (which I've pretty sure he privates after it finishes because it's not "on brand" for his channel.)

It was kind of sad because he was talking about the breakdown of his last relationship and how he's currently suffering from all-consuming terminal loneliness which can only be alleviated with a new relationship.

He also seemed to be implying that he couldn't "take" the loneliness much longer, with some possible hints of suicide.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I caught a little bit of one of Uncivil Law's gaming streams last week (which I've pretty sure he privates after it finishes because it's not "on brand" for his channel.)

It was kind of sad because he was talking about the breakdown of his last relationship and how he's currently suffering from all-consuming terminal loneliness which can only be alleviated with a new relationship.

He also seemed to be implying that he couldn't "take" the loneliness much longer, with some possible hints of suicide.

Two things:
1) Incel-dom is not a function of intelligence
2) The happiness of Uncivil Law is proportionally inverted to that of the rest of his streaming peers, and is asymptotic to a value of 1.

 

[snow]

 

[beautiful person]

Her initial presence was because she got kicked out of locals over some dumb shit but after we started telling her she was being kinda gay for teasing doxes and being a catty wine mom apparently after seeing us begin to talk shit about her too they assumed we would be on their side and the locals started a secret discord where they planned/perpetrated some kind of gay op called her kids and one of them joined the farms to fail dox her so she went extra crazy threatening to sue balldo man and now hasn’t posted for a while so maybe she’s in her own secret discord now

But she started flouncing and getting in her feelings over people telling her to stop dox-teasing before the Locals fags even got here with their gayops.

 

[Richard Freeman]

He also seemed to be implying that he couldn't "take" the loneliness much longer, with some possible hints of suicide.

Nicholas does not help. This straight from his stream right now. I didn't clip all the fat stuff because it's still going on.

 

[Father Balldo]

wtf is with nick's st vitus dance? is he on the molly again?

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

wtf is with nick's st vitus dance? is he on the molly again?

He’s just fulfilling his lifelong mission of proving me wrong when I think he can’t possibly do anything else to become more gay.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I know this is from a few weeks back and a bit unrelated. But this dude posted a video of himself having a seizure after he had a fit about Nick banning him to stop him from spamming chat with his drool.
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It's old but this guy never shuts the fuck up about having seizures.

Ahhh, catnipdave.
You should be happy he's wearing a shirt this time at least.
This dude would go on hours long pity party sessions in the discord about how he couldn't become a manager at dollar general because of his seizures. He had multiple gofundme's that even Rekieta posted on his channel. Then he would turn around and piss that money away doing shit like superchats and joining various lawtuber's patreons at $20+ a month level.
There is/was a guy who would run his own pre-show before Flashcast and get like 12 viewers that catnipdave would always be on and be shirtless most of the time. He would probably double his viewership if he shitcanned that weirdo.

I went from sometimes feeling bad for the dude to just wishing he would shut the fuck up because he always killed the mood.
EDIT: Just remembered, the show was pre-flashcast and not rekieta show.

 

[sum ting wong]

Nicholas does not help. This straight from his stream right now. I didn't clip all the fat stuff because it's still going on.

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Why's Nick talking about "we wanted a fat friend to contrast our averageness" and "when we were pouring beer down girls gullets"? Didn't he """pretend""" to be gay until our wife decided to sleep with him? Stop talking like you were some dude bro getting all the chicks. You giving advice to men is no different than Jack Murphy you cuckold shell of a human.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Nicholas does not help. This straight from his stream right now. I didn't clip all the fat stuff because it's still going on.
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as if this queer went to parties with women at them or "poured beer" down the throats of women.
He pretended* to be a faggot to get close to bug-eyes and married her the moment she fucked him.

 

[Associate Rick]

I would genuinely like to see how far these retards get. I don't imagine many twitter handles and FB names match Himedall ALL-seeing Waifu.
lmao somebody is using 2lolis1cup for a handle.


This is unfortunately the most likely and boring scenario. They can reinforce each other's confirmation biases. "you can drink babe" "you don't need those judgemental relatives" "I will be us"
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I cringe everytime I see that tattoo, if a hormone addled fifteen year old 24 hours into their first relationship was allowed to get a tattoo this is the shit it would be, not a 40 year old with five kids.

 

[The Goat Man]

There is/was a guy who would run his own pre-show before Flashcast and get like 12 viewers that catnipdave would always be on and be shirtless most of the time. He would probably double his viewership if he shitcanned that weirdo.

Yeah it was called, "The Pre Stream".

Youtube channel is here: https://www.youtube.com/@notthatthermo

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Only a few notable moments from Nick's last (shove food down your gullet) LOCALS stream:

- Nick asked if the RTMP gets fixed if he should simulstream to LOCALS at the same time as YT and Rumble.

Yes, Nick, we know you only care about your degenerate hug box, but by all means, fracture your audience into 3 chats, drive people away from engagement on your failing YT channel, remove engagement from Rumble where you have a contract that won't pay for itself, and eliminate growth potential on either platform while you fail to make any kind of content to bring in fresh blood...

- Nick said he would prefer having all his teeth removed and have implants if the cost were not too high. WTF!?

- This struck me a monumentally moronic. I think they actually did think about it before posting, but their 3 brain cells actually thought it was a good idea.

 

[AnOminous]

wtf is with nick's st vitus dance? is he on the molly again?

He's turning into DarkSydePhil.

 

[dankogrg2]

I see Rekieta isn't covering Gwenyth Paltrow trial
is it because its oh so "beneath" him?

 

[RotPockets]

- Nick said he would prefer having all his teeth removed and have implants if the cost were not too high. WTF!?

- This struck me a monumentally moronic. I think they actually did think about it before posting, but their 3 brain cells actually thought it was a good idea.

Future Nick

Toothless drug addicted sexual degenerate living off of Daddy.

$4,800.00 (per porcelain implant)
x 32
= $153,600.00

 

[MudPeople]

Toothless drug addicted

That was my thought too, what a weird thing to bring up. What was the context when he talked about it?