Sony hate thread

[Celebrate Nite]

Didn't PS2 have a ton of exclusives

Fun Fact: For the longest time, a lot of Bemani Rhythm games were Playstation exclusives. Specifically with DDR, the arcade versions ran on System573 (which is essentially a PS1 in an arcade board) and then later on the Bemani Python 2 (which is essentially a PS2 in an arcade board). It's why those games were so piss easy to port over to the PS1 and PS2 respectively. Once DDR ventured onto other systems, they had to build those games from the ground up to make them functional on said systems. For example, DDR Mario Mix uses the Mario Party 5 engine. That game was developed by Hudson Soft, which would also wind up doing the 360 Universe games.

 

[TVB]

I'm not sure what you mean

you will see

Seeing an attractive lady with big tiddy on a game cover now feels like I’m peering into another dimension

Man, the 2000s was a magical decade. Big tiddy women like Lara Croft and all. Good times.

 

[Miller]

So far the list of companies confirmed to skip this E3 is Sony, Nintendo, Microsoft, EA, Ubisoft, Sega, and anyone else I missed. Could this be the last E3 before it completely dies?

I hope that Geoff Keighley's summer event doesn't become the new E3.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

I hope that Geoff Keighley's summer event doesn't become the new E3.

Now we get to see him suck of Kojima two times a year. Great.

 

[huecoffs02]

Now we get to see him suck of Kojima two times a year. Great.

SGF 2024 they will announce their wedding, but it will be backwards, weird and obtuse.

 

[TVB]

SGF 2024 they will announce their wedding, but it will be backwards, weird and obtuse.

I wonder what movie he'd recommend outside of on his Twitter?

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Seeing an attractive lady with big tiddy on a game cover now feels like I’m peering into another dimension

Pepperidge farms remembers, albeit this was on xbox.

 

[Thiletonomics]

Gran Turismo's 1.31 update went live, and features 5 new cars:

 

[anustart76]

SGF 2024 they will announce their wedding, but it will be backwards, weird and obtuse.

I would like to dedicate this wedding to my reformed Orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton.

 

[broners]

Fun Fact: For the longest time, a lot of Bemani Rhythm games were Playstation exclusives. Specifically with DDR, the arcade versions ran on System573 (which is essentially a PS1 in an arcade board) and then later on the Bemani Python 2 (which is essentially a PS2 in an arcade board). It's why those games were so piss easy to port over to the PS1 and PS2 respectively. Once DDR ventured onto other systems, they had to build those games from the ground up to make them functional on said systems. For example, DDR Mario Mix uses the Mario Party 5 engine. That game was developed by Hudson Soft, which would also wind up doing the 360 Universe games.

The weirdness of the Bemani Python (2) is understated here. Many arcade boards are derivatives of consoles with some hardware added or removed as necessary; this one was literally an entire PS2 as you would get at retail, in its original shell, with extra hardware just connected to the ports already on it, hidden in an arcade cab. I haven't seen anything else quite like it.

 

[Sexyphobe]

All this talk about the older PS2 exclusives, and the biggest thing you notice is the sheer variety of genres. FPS, TPS, sandbox, rhythm, dancing, adventure, Anime, strategy etc. That's not even getting into nicher titles like Visual Novels and Bullet Hells and the like. Stuff that won't sell millions, but appealing to those players and throwing them a bone will make them stay and buy the other games. When Sony pissed off Cave that resulted in them making Bullet Hells only on the 360, and their small but dedicated fanbase followed them.

That's what's missing from the PS4/5. The big budget AAA's are great to have and very important, but nailing the other genres big and small makes your system a melting pot of variety. That's something Switch has in spades, and Xbox/Pc have been very good at as well. Sony should never have messed with Japan Studio, and instead made one or two more like it to make whatever random games that wouldn't need a AAA budget and advertising.

 

[TVB]

Pepperidge farms remembers, albeit this was on xbox.

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Another good reason why the 2000s was the final good decade. Also, remember this?

 

[Sniperwoof]

Pepperidge farms remembers, albeit this was on xbox.

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There's literally no sexy anywhere in society now. There used to be good looking women on billboards, magazines, commercials.

Now everyone is either extremely fat and black or extremely ugly and gay with toothpaste hair.

 

[Wesker]

I really want to get a PS5 just so the games I actually do play just so they run faster. RE4R has frame rate issues on the first release PS4. Only with the scopes when there's multiple headbursters in view.

But I am NOT spending $500 on it. Maybe $400.

 

[whatever I feel like]

There's literally no sexy anywhere in society now. There used to be good looking women on billboards, magazines, commercials.

Now everyone is either extremely fat and black or extremely ugly and gay with toothpaste hair.

Holy shit, if you want to coom so much just friend all of your female coworkers and former classmates on FB.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Holy shit, if you want to coom so much just friend all of your female coworkers and former classmates on FB.

Its really not about that and more so that I don't want to see some 500+ pound gap toothed black women with her gunt touching the floor with the caption "female excellence in motion" five times on a billboard before I reach my office.

"Bruh you're just a coomer lmao nerd" is how went from a society that idealizes beauty to a society that idealizes and promotes ugliness and decay.

Which one do you prefer?

 

[TVB]

I really want to get a PS5 just so the games I actually do play just so they run faster. RE4R has frame rate issues on the first release PS4. Only with the scopes when there's multiple headbursters in view.

But I am NOT spending $500 on it. Maybe $400.

I suggest wait til the prices for either of these drop.

 

[augment]

That's what's missing from the PS4/5. The big budget AAA's are great to have and very important, but nailing the other genres big and small makes your system a melting pot of variety. That's something Switch has in spades, and Xbox/Pc have been very good at as well. Sony should never have messed with Japan Studio, and instead made one or two more like it to make whatever random games that wouldn't need a AAA budget and advertising.

What don't you enjoy walking endlessly on a desaturated winter forest with a sidekick who won't shut up?

 

[huecoffs02]

What don't you enjoy walking endlessly on a desaturated winter forest with a sidekick who won't shut up?

"I never had a dad and now Sony is my dad"

 

[Epoch]

What don't you enjoy walking endlessly on a desaturated winter forest with a sidekick who won't shut up?

Honestly, Ico is the only Sony 'walking sim with a companion' game I actually enjoy, and its over 20 years old and barely has any dialogue. Bummer that the new Gen Design game is being funded by Epic Games (Tencent)