Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Idiot Asshole]

Reading all fifteen pages of unsuspecting Kiwis recoiling in confusion and horror at the art found in here has been hilarious. For once a thread being featured on the front page actually has actually added to it and made it funnier.

 

[Salvador Dali]

is the set complete?

It seems so! The major arcana set is complete. I'll make a nice canvas and put them all in one file for everyone's viewing pleasure.

I will wait for s'سلیمان عثمان completed Tarot cards as well.

Great work!

 

[Sneed Chuckson]

Topical pooner. I'm surprised there aren't more already.


Plus a few poonjaks I've gathered from the sharty booru.

Spoiler

 

[DeeDee Megadoodoo]

And people actually wonder how Germans could've stood by as the Twitter/Tumblr crowd of their day were loaded onto trains.

Can you even imagine living through Weimar Germany, then suddenly seeing that whole crowd rounded up and shipped off in the direction of a billowing smoke stack? Resistance wouldn't be my instinctual response, I'm pretty sure of that.

 

[Homesick Abortion]

I gotta ask, can these things coom?

Play with the balls, dick goes up, play with the balls dick goes down, but does it chuck yogurt?

 

[W00K #17]

I don't get it.

 

[Lindy64]

I gotta ask, can these things coom?

Play with the balls, dick goes up, play with the balls dick goes down, but does it chuck yogurt?

With enough """"science"""" I reckon you could make that happen

Remember, if you ever feel like you're treated as worthless, you are, because these people get paid absurd amounts of money for their "contributions" to humanity.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Going to laugh my ass off when “pooners” becomes a slur because some faggot gets butthurt

A bunch of the non brainwormed FTM reddits already consider it a slur. And it's delightful because of how much it infantilizes them.

Plus? Pooner is just inherently a hilarious word.

 

[PonderosaPete]

Is there a single movement within femininity that doesn't prove that women absolutely hate women? Has another creature on this planet ever existed that held such contempt for itself?

 

[TremendousBoredom]

I gotta ask, can these things coom?

Play with the balls, dick goes up, play with the balls dick goes down, but does it chuck yogurt?

Fuck no.

There's nothing even remotely akin to a penis there. The glandular system required for a proper orgasm is absent.
It's a fake, a fraud, only even remotely looking like the real thing after multiple surgical revisions and medical tattoing.
A lot of them? Can't even piss out of the damn things without surgery to lengthen their urethra, and that brings strictures and having to milk piss out of it, or worse apparently? In some cases getting what mounts to frankendick hairballs if they didn't get all the hair removed from the arm flesh that was used to construct their frankendick.
Any pleasure they get from a sexual act with it? Comes from the clitoris which, after being altered by testosterone, is more or less buried inside the rotdog, getting stimulation via motion and nerve hookups that are only BARELY compatible with the signals and stimulus they're interpreting.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

man i hate trannies so much, but my god do i ever love pooners so much. i love these little doods.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I gotta ask, can these things coom?

Someone posted a video of a pooner squirting vaginal fluid out of their sausage tube and its legit one of the most gag inducing and scarring things i've seen online

 

[AGPinochet]

I for one cannot wait until the ADL/SPLC has a page on their website dedicated to labeling "Pooner" a slur. It will be extremely funny.

From boomer Facebook

And this is how it is made to happen.

 

[Sneed Chuckson]

I gotta ask, can these things coom?

Play with the balls, dick goes up, play with the balls dick goes down, but does it chuck yogurt?

I've been unlucky enough to see a clip of one with some kind of hand pump that contained fake cum hooked up to the rotdog. I refuse to search for it though.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Topical pooner. I'm surprised there aren't more already.
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Oh, they're out there.

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[Poonocchio]

Hahaha as if it got heccin' featurinoed doods. Welcome to our newest pooner aficionado bro kings.

 

[Pomniman]

Utterly repulsive thread. This shouldn't be exposed to casual front-page users.

The reality they're based on is far worse and refusing to even look at this byproduct of it is cowardice at this point. Part of the reason the world is as fucked up as it is nowadays is because of retards whose first response to anything that makes them uncomfortable is burying their head in the sand instead of confronting it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Put more of the entry-tier poons where it's obvious what they are parodying, like these
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and less of the esoteric poons that are currently there.

Also give some background on the phenomenon of FtM trannies fetishising the skinny e-boy look, a lot of them being fujos fetishing their own bodies, etc.

Currently it's full of just the really weird art and not much background on what its actually making fun of

I've revised the OP to add some detail and some more SFW and standard Pooners to help illustrate the point, I'll see about making it a bit more comprehensive when I get the time tonight when Im home.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

I've revised the OP to add some detail and some more SFW and standard Pooners to help illustrate the point, I'll see about making it a bit more comprehensive when I get the time tonight when Im home.

Considering this thread started out as a containment thread to keep the Pooners in their own area away from the general Transphobic/TERFy memes thread? It's not terrible as far as an OP goes. Just with the sudden events that happened involving a Pooner deciding to freak out in the worst way possible, featuring requires a bit more information density than the slow drip of information that happened organically in thread.

 

[Meiwaku]

How does a fake dick made of arm skin work?

It doesn't