Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

To be honest, I probably would not let Kevin drive and tell him it's part of our dumb roleplay too. I don't really know why they take him along to places. He almost fits the perfect niche for what the Tranch has him do: buying Transformers.

Maybe they thought they were actual robots in disguise and could replace the FTM serfs.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Maybe they thought they were actual robots in disguise and could replace the FTM serfs.

Waiting day after day for them to start fixing and cleaning things at night, like Batteries Not Included.

There’s even an old lady with dementia being unscrupulously ripped off!

 

[scumbus]

Kev's commentary on Chris being out of jail when?

 

[kazuhiro]

I don't really know why they take him along to places.

I get why they take him places. I don't understand why they keep bringing him back with them.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I get why they take him places. I don't understand why they keep bringing him back with them.

Perhaps they should tell him they got too much and there isn't enough room in the vehicle and he should wait in the stuffies while they drop stuff off and come back to get him.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

With the news of the troon school shooting, I was excited to write this update, wondering what Kevin could bestow upon us. I was disappointed, as he has been very quiet in twitter since my last post.

Bought more shit [A]

Showed gf Stephen Universe [A]

Got the “sexiest desk” [A]

He was really not on Twitter post news breaking, only tweeting shit about troon rights in Japan, like so:

Cow crossovers:

Love how nobody here denied any of the evil Kiwifarms’ info. Literally could not even call it a lie because they know it’s true. Didn’t they teach you people about “be careful what you post online”? Also love that it’s immediately marked as a troon hate website, like we don’t have threads on anybody else but them. We literally have threads on Donald Trump, Ethan Ralph, random internet celebrities, actual celebrities, etc.

As for Kevin’s silence, I think it is a combination of him being busy IRL (as he has been quieter recently in these past couple weeks) and also I’m 99% sure that this probably caused him a good deal of anxiety.

Spoiler: Pics

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Showed gf Stephen Universe [A]

You'd think he'd be turned off that show given that it didn't end with the fash lady-dictators getting the day of the rope.

Wait, the most oppressive force in Steven Universe's.... universe are a bunch of older, female relatives who don't respect his identity. Are the Diamonds TERFs?

 

[FinnSven]

With the news of the troon school shooting, I was excited to write this update, wondering what Kevin could bestow upon us. I was disappointed, as he has been very quiet in twitter since my last post.

Bought more shit [A]
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Showed gf Stephen Universe [A]
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Got the “sexiest desk” [A]
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He was really not on Twitter post news breaking, only tweeting shit about troon rights in Japan, like so:
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Cow crossovers:
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Love how nobody here denied any of the evil Kiwifarms’ info. Literally could not even call it a lie because they know it’s true. Didn’t they teach you people about “be careful what you post online”? Also love that it’s immediately marked as a troon hate website, like we don’t have threads on anybody else but them. We literally have threads on Donald Trump, Ethan Ralph, random internet celebrities, actual celebrities, etc.
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As for Kevin’s silence, I think it is a combination of him being busy IRL (as he has been quieter recently in these past couple weeks) and also I’m 99% sure that this probably caused him a good deal of anxiety.

Spoiler: Pics

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Why is a 35 year old man showing other grown men a children’s cartoon and getting giddy because they have not seen it before?

What the fuck does he need an expensive desk for?

I can understand, but not think he deserves, a gaming chair as he sit on his arse all day.
It would cut down on him whining about aches and pains and other self inflicted problems.

But an expensive desk? Why? Any fairly basic table/desk would do the trick for a gaming rig.

At least that Strype person accepts that they used to be a boy and man.
I actually respect Troons for accepting that they were a different “gender” before their transition.
I mean I respect that element. Not them in general most of the time.

The concept of “always having been a woman” is just fucking stupid.

They are men who allegedly feel more comfortable dressing as women, having surgically implanted breasts, surgically removing their genitalia and taking hormones.

Moving on!

That Caraballo will never move past being called out on threatening actual violence against a woman attorney general.
I don’t give a fuck what he has to say on anything.

Kiwifarms is actually a relative bastion of tolerance. You just have to be able to cope with mockery.
Plenty of the members here get mocked and mock back.

Kevin is just a simplistic child.

Not that I am advocating for Penny’s death or even Shiteater Jen’s, I am pondering how long Kevvie could last if those two suddenly left his life?

I doubt any of these “Girlfriends” will take him on.

I hope he tries to move in with his mother or sister in this event.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Why is a 35 year old man showing other grown men a children’s cartoon and getting giddy because they have not seen it before?

I wondered that too, but I quashed it, as I do with all of the things I wonder about Kevin, for the sake of my sanity. If he said literally anything else it wouldn’t have been as questionable, but the children’s cartoon part just takes it to a different level.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Kevin would be less unsettling if he wasn't all kiddie shit and the coom.

All id, no ego, no superego.

 

[Flamin Park]

Jfc that amhole pic and the amhole isn't even what got me
It's the double fat rolls, he must have a titanium wonderbra to force them badboys into shape
Also lol he's gotten so much fatter

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

As for Kevin’s silence, I think it is a combination of him being busy IRL (as he has been quieter recently in these past couple weeks) and also I’m 99% sure that this probably caused him a good deal of anxiety.

He's right to be anxious. There's been much made about stochastic terrorism fueled by violent rhetoric. The narrative has been that mass shootings are caused by white male incels egged on by right wing extremists. This time though it's an angry pooner doing the shooting, and TUR was ground zero for trannies larping as a militia in preparation for armageddon. It's probably not a good time to be ground zero for ARM THE QUEERS merch, as well as having a bitter ex business partner maybe in talks with the feds about some of your firearm shenanigans.

 

[80's Dad]

I'm trying to figure out why Kevin has so many twitter followers in the first place? What do people get out of it? He just spams twitter with half baked tranny takes, photos of literally everything he consoooooms, and the occasional greasy blockhead or amhole jumpscare. Who's got the time to scroll through all of this bullshit everyday?

 

[FinnSven]

I'm trying to figure out why Kevin has so many twitter followers in the first place? What do people get out of it? He just spams twitter with half baked tranny takes, photos of literally everything he consoooooms, and the occasional greasy blockhead or amhole jumpscare. Who's got the time to scroll through all of this bullshit everyday?

Because he “validates” other trans people.

Also mostly it’s probably because he was “social media coordinator” for the tranch and loads of trannies followed him in the hope they could go and live on the tranch in the super secret boys only clubhouse.

But mainly it’s probably because he has been terminally online for decades now, so has amassed a number of followers over the years.

 

[Mackerel Fish Stew]

Kevin comes out with a nonsensical wet fart of a statement regarding the shooting. (archive)

A few thoughts:
1. Goes against the grain by correctly stating that terrorists would just use other weapons if there were no guns, but then takes the bafflingly naive stance that only fascists and cops use guns to shoot people. His Mxtress and the tacticool squad could never use firearms irresponsibly, of course!
2. Kevin believes it is wrong for the police to shoot someone who is armed, has murdered 6 people and is actively firing at cops out the window. They should just come with tea and biscuits for a nice chat, I guess.
3. Is Kevin implying the troon shooter was morally justified in shooting up the school because it was full of fascist children, and she wouldn’t have done it fascism wasn’t a thing? That’s maybe the most retarded and insensitive take I’ve seen so far, congratulations!
4. Kevin seems to believe that a gun can only exist in two states: being used to slaughter people, or sitting in a collector’s safe never being used at all, kind of like his Transformers

 

[An empty shill]

Kevin comes out with a nonsensical wet fart of a statement regarding the shooting. (archive)
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A few thoughts:
1. Goes against the grain by correctly stating that terrorists would just use other weapons if there were no guns, but then takes the bafflingly naive stance that only fascists and cops use guns to shoot people. His Mxtress and the tacticool squad could never use firearms irresponsibly, of course!
2. Kevin believes it is wrong for the police to shoot someone who is armed, has murdered 6 people and is actively firing at cops out the window. They should just come with tea and biscuits for a nice chat, I guess.
3. Is Kevin implying the troon shooter was morally justified in shooting up the school because it was full of fascist children, and she wouldn’t have done it fascism wasn’t a thing? That’s maybe the most retarded and insensitive take I’ve seen so far, congratulations!
4. Kevin seems to believe that a gun can only exist in two states: being used to slaughter people, or sitting in a collector’s safe never being used at all, kind of like his Transformers

I'm so fucking sick of these disgusting troons at this point.
Six fucking people died, three of which where children.
And they all have the nerve, the GALL to say: well this ackshullay you're fault, if you just let us molest, I mean groom, i mean love kids none of this would have ever happened, so there.
You know what Kevin you rancid, vile, waste of space.
I hope you get that new amhole and those ludicrous bolt-ons.
And when you go into septic shock from the ungodly mutilation you wrought upon yourself, as you writhe in agony and pain you think about what you had the nerve to say about this whole thing and how now it applies to you:
It's actually your fault this happened to you.

Sorry for this, I'm just really frazzed out by all of this.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Kevin comes out with a nonsensical wet fart of a statement regarding the shooting. (archive)
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He should elaborate on who is supposed to be doing this ending of fascism and how.

 

[FinnSven]

Sorry for this, I'm just really frazzed out by all of this.

Don’t worry too hard.

Kevvie is just a stupid fuckwit.
I am not simply being rude about him, he is of less than average intelligence and poorly educated.

The poor education is his own fault, he appears to just believe a mish mash of vague gubbins based on what he has heard from others rather than actually read a book.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Because he “validates” other trans people.

Also mostly it’s probably because he was “social media coordinator” for the tranch and loads of trannies followed him in the hope they could go and live on the tranch in the super secret boys only clubhouse.

But mainly it’s probably because he has been terminally online for decades now, so has amassed a number of followers over the years.

Genuinely all this. Twitter algorithm also shows people who tweet a lot first, then follows with the rest. You're just more likely to be seen if you shitpost into oblivion, and Kevin does a lot of commenting and engaging people too which also helps. After a certain point, furries and trans people want to be around popular people because they're insecure or just want ok trans/furry shitpost (like passible popcorn movies) and they guess Kevin provides it (and he does based on quality of fur). So popularity numbers grow from that too.

He also has that famous peaking tweet about being an ugly girl, that means you're already a girl (see: captain brick here).

1. Goes against the grain by correctly stating that terrorists would just use other weapons if there were no guns, but then takes the bafflingly naive stance that only fascists and cops use guns to shoot people. His Mxtress and the tacticool squad could never use firearms irresponsibly, of course!

It's such an impossibly stupid, sheltered take that I am charmed at how retarded that statement is. I want to pinch his cheeks and watch him trip and fall over his own two feet. He is unbelievably dense, thank you Kevin.

Sorry for this, I'm just really frazzed out by all of this.

It's ok, it's hard not to be when you have basic empathy.

He should elaborate on who is supposed to be doing this ending of fascism and how.

I want Kevin to be in charge of a small town of troons, dictator style, that he has to run without the help of Penny and the rest. I just, I just need to see some of his policies in practice.

Don’t worry too hard.

Kevvie is just a stupid fuckwit.
I am not simply being rude about him, he is of less than average intelligence and poorly educated.

The poor education is his own fault, he appears to just believe a mish mash of vague gubbins based on what he has heard from others rather than actually read a book.

Seconding this. It's hard to convey how much he chooses to be stupid when most people aren't as braindead or committed to it as he is. He's had so much pot, troonshine, bad sleep, and processed sweets that he was probably smarter in middle school than he is now. Most people just don't deal with this level of stupid day to day and that's a good thing.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Kevin comes out with a nonsensical wet fart of a statement regarding the shooting. (archive)
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A few thoughts:
1. Goes against the grain by correctly stating that terrorists would just use other weapons if there were no guns, but then takes the bafflingly naive stance that only fascists and cops use guns to shoot people. His Mxtress and the tacticool squad could never use firearms irresponsibly, of course!
2. Kevin believes it is wrong for the police to shoot someone who is armed, has murdered 6 people and is actively firing at cops out the window. They should just come with tea and biscuits for a nice chat, I guess.
3. Is Kevin implying the troon shooter was morally justified in shooting up the school because it was full of fascist children, and she wouldn’t have done it fascism wasn’t a thing? That’s maybe the most retarded and insensitive take I’ve seen so far, congratulations!
4. Kevin seems to believe that a gun can only exist in two states: being used to slaughter people, or sitting in a collector’s safe never being used at all, kind of like his Transformers

Politics is gay, but there's an extra faggy element to the FASH hysteria that certain types like to sling around.