Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

That's possibly the funniest part of all of this. He's such a nobody that we're the only engagement he gets.

He is pure lolcow. At least Fatrick has his weirdo circle that white knights for him and a couple shitty sci-fi airport novels. All of Shame's engagement is from darn dirty trolls his only accomplishment is he held a slightly above minimum wage job. The only "people" who white knight for him are his sock accounts who let everyone know how cool and awesome Shane is and he's totally not a loser. He will continue to bring laughs until his poor lifestyle and diet claim him because he lacks self awareness and the ability to learn. If he wants to tell people he was Bill Gates's personal secret super hacker, that's fine. But he's the only one who believes it and it attracts the attention of assholes who laugh at that kind of outrageous claim.

For such a "tough guy", he seems like a whiny crybaby.

"I am no longer paying attention to you sour strawberry kid touchers and your sophomoric insults."
*cries into Mountain Dew*

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

"I am no longer paying attention to you sour strawberry kid touchers and your sophomoric insults."
*cries into Mountain Dew*

And the reality is all he had to do was as stop being a asshole on twitter, but the desire to get asspats from troons and libcucks is too much (and still not requited)

 

[A Sunset]

Heres a picture with Leonard Nimoy Shame posted while he was being bullied by Kiwi Farms, trying to find solace in Star Trek memories.

1st of all, Nimyo died in 2015 so this picture is at least 8 years old, I’m guessing 10. In the decade since Shame has 100% gained many pounds of fat, lost more hair, etc. Maybe he posted this because everyone was making fun of his current appearance. You don’t look like this anymore, Shame.

But compare the two. Leonard Nemoy looks healthy, confident, lean. Meanwhile, Shane’s pasty skin, extremely greasy face and bitch tits are very noticeable by contrast.


Nice neckbeard, stupid. YOu can see the moment where his neck meets his chin. There is no jaw whatsoever. Shane without a carefully cut beard would look like a slug. If that’s not true, Shame can prove it by shaving his beard and taking a selfie, but he’s too cowardly to.

In addition, look at the greasiness of his skin. For christ sake. His forehead could function as a mirror. Must be that Mountain-Dew diet giving him Grease Gainz.

Imagine what he looks like now after a decade of basement-dwelling.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

And the reality is all he had to do was as stop being a asshole on twitter, but the desire to get asspats from troons and libcucks is too much (and still not requited)

It would be one thing if he was actually getting ass pats. Keffals is a piece of shit but he has a brainwashed army of retards sucking his worthless severed dick. There is 0 activity or interaction on Shane's twitter because he blocks everyone. Not even his sock accounts can be bothered to like his tweets. Maybe one day he'll strike it rich and get a tweet reply with over 10 likes but until then he just looks pathetic.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

It would be one thing if he was actually getting ass pats. Keffals is a piece of shit but he has a brainwashed army of retards sucking his worthless severed dick. There is 0 activity or interaction on Shane's twitter because he blocks everyone. Not even his sock accounts can be bothered to like his tweets. Maybe one day he'll strike it rich and get a tweet reply with over 10 likes but until then he just looks pathetic.

620 Twitter followers my ass lol

 

[AnOminous]

To be bullied you need to be somewhat recognizable. I doubt that Shame stood off other obese teenagers in schools.

Are you serious? Absolute mentally challenged retards always stand out.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

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Heres a picture with Leonard Nimoy Shame posted while he was being bullied by Kiwi Farms, trying to find solace in Star Trek memories.

1st of all, Nimyo died in 2015 so this picture is at least 8 years old, I’m guessing 10. In the decade since Shame has 100% gained many pounds of fat, lost more hair, etc. Maybe he posted this because everyone was making fun of his current appearance. You don’t look like this anymore, Shame.

But compare the two. Leonard Nemoy looks healthy, confident, lean. Meanwhile, Shane’s pasty skin, extremely greasy face and bitch tits are very noticeable by contrast.

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Nice neckbeard, stupid. YOu can see the moment where his neck meets his chin. There is no jaw whatsoever. Shane without a carefully cut beard would look like a slug. If that’s not true, Shame can prove it by shaving his beard and taking a selfie, but he’s too cowardly to.

In addition, look at the greasiness of his skin. For christ sake. His forehead could function as a mirror. Must be that Mountain-Dew diet giving him Grease Gainz.

Imagine what he looks like now after a decade of basement-dwelling.

That head looks photoshopped into the picture and I'm not even joking.

 

[A Sunset]

That head looks photoshopped into the picture and I'm not even joking.

You’re right. Here’s a more accurate shop to reflect the current day Shame, a decade after this photo was taken.

It would be one thing if he was actually getting ass pats. Keffals is a piece of shit but he has a brainwashed army of retards sucking his worthless severed dick. There is 0 activity or interaction on Shane's twitter because he blocks everyone. Not even his sock accounts can be bothered to like his tweets. Maybe one day he'll strike it rich and get a tweet reply with over 10 likes but until then he just looks pathetic.

It’s a true form of mental Illness of some sort to tweet into the void like he does. At first I just thought he was schizo or something. But no, he’s just a fat retarded moron. He just has a void in his life because he’s never really accomplished anything, he sits around all day on disability, and he doesn’t appear to have any friends. So he’s likely deeply lonely as well.

Perhaps that’s the motivation for attacking all the Sour-Tasting Strawberries of the world, 24/7. Such as people grieving murdered children, and women expressing solidarity with other rape victims. Truly, Shame is contributing to the world now.

 

[Archie Bunker]

Credit to @Mankirk for this cap, Shane is hopping into DMs as well. The only thing I know for certain is that it's not with me. Speculate...

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I bet someone probably sent him a picture of a penis as a hilarious joke and he probably replied saying how much he liked it. What a faggot!

 

[TollBoothWilly]

His shirt says "I'M A PC" It never stops with this guy. If his whale of a wife ever snaps and files for instant divorce no jury would convict her. Even in a silent, still picture he manages to bring up Microsoft. Having to listen to it day in and day out is abuse. I'm not sure what's worse? I'd rather get hit by him than have to talk to him.

 

[Harbinger of the Demiurge]

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Heres a picture with Leonard Nimoy Shame posted while he was being bullied by Kiwi Farms, trying to find solace in Star Trek memories.

1st of all, Nimyo died in 2015 so this picture is at least 8 years old, I’m guessing 10. In the decade since Shame has 100% gained many pounds of fat, lost more hair, etc. Maybe he posted this because everyone was making fun of his current appearance. You don’t look like this anymore, Shame.

But compare the two. Leonard Nemoy looks healthy, confident, lean. Meanwhile, Shane’s pasty skin, extremely greasy face and bitch tits are very noticeable by contrast.

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Nice neckbeard, stupid. YOu can see the moment where his neck meets his chin. There is no jaw whatsoever. Shane without a carefully cut beard would look like a slug. If that’s not true, Shame can prove it by shaving his beard and taking a selfie, but he’s too cowardly to.

In addition, look at the greasiness of his skin. For christ sake. His forehead could function as a mirror. Must be that Mountain-Dew diet giving him Grease Gainz.

Imagine what he looks like now after a decade of basement-dwelling.

You ever notice how he doesn't actually smile in any of his pics? It's always a lip smile that looks more like a smirk rather than a full, happy grin. His "smile" doesn't reach his eyes either. It's a very non-Duchenne smile, meaning it's not expressing happiness or joy.

These smiles always seem to betray some insecurity or emotional turmoil, which is also painfully evident from his online behavior. Look closely - cheeks aren't lifted, no wrinkles around the eyes, not confident enough to show his teeth. His face alone speaks a thousand words of his failures in life, and his posts speak hundreds of thousands about it.

 

[Dean Pentel]

For such a "tough guy", he seems like a whiny crybaby.

You better be careful. He'll waddle up to the table you're sitting at, pull up the front of his shirt and let his gunt slam the table loudly.

Then he'll sit down across from you (he's pretty out of breath from all that movement) and menacingly wheeze as he tries to catch his breath.

But when he does, oh boy are you in for it.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

He posted this old picture to try and own people with how not fat he is. He thinks it's working because he's wearing black on a black background. Wrong again, child. Nimoy's hand betrays you.



Also, height mogged.

 

[Spunt]

Leonard has this look on his face like he's just smelled some dog shit and is really hoping it's not coming from the fat goober he has to stand next to. But it probably is.

 

[AnOminous]

I'd rather get hit by him than have to talk to him.

If you got hit by him, it would be so feeble you probably wouldn't even notice, but actually talking to him could cause severe brain damage.

 

[ScooterL]

1st of all, Nimyo died in 2015 so this picture is at least 8 years old, I’m guessing 10.

Looks like a convention photo, and Nimoy did his last convention in 2011. So it's at least 12 years old.

Latest convention photos I found with Nimoy in that particular outfit was 2009, and the "I'm a PC" campaign the cow's t-shirt comes from started in 2008. So I'm guessing 14 years old.

Such a long time to be so fucking fat.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Claiming to be a fake Jew, wow is that fucking pathetic. Way to appropriate Jewishness you fat bigot. But FR what the fuck is wrong with you LMFAO. Of course, this is the same guy who lied about hacking ONA Forums and being a “known quantity” for the Secret Service.

Pretending to be a Jew for Victim Points online?
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Leave it to Shame!​

Don’t report him, that means no content. I want him to oink into the void for us like a good little piggy.

Speaking of which, Shane Nokes is a good name for an obese LOLcow loser. It sounds funny. Example -“Shane Nokes is a disabled fat faggot on welfare who LARPs as a hacker online”. I approve. I’m still trying to figure out a good alternate last name for him. Porks is decent but could be improved.

If he is willing to pretend to be a Jew, and lie about so many other things, I bet he is a true and honest disability faker.

As far a last name, I suggest Nohope, Shame Nohope, since he is a hopeless fat sack of lying shit.

 

[Broadside]

Shane always admired Spock because just like Nimoy's character he is highly logical and cannot understand the simple humans he finds himself having to live amongst

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He posted this old picture to try and own people with how not fat he is. He thinks it's working because he's wearing black on a black background. Wrong again, child. Nimoy's hand betrays you.

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Also, height mogged.

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LOL! So he's a 6ft wannabe or he's 6ft when wearing Timberlands or something. And he claims to be 200 pounds? Sure if you're counting in Duodecimal. This just keeps getting sadder as time goes by.

And yes, that's not only a math burn but a nerd burn as well.

Shane always admired Spock because just like Nimoy's character he is highly logical and cannot understand the simple humans he finds himself having to live amongst

That's called "autism".

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

LOL! So he's a 6ft wannabe or he's 6ft when wearing Timberlands or something. And he claims to be 200 pounds? Sure if you're counting in Duodecimal. This just keeps getting sadder as time goes by.

And yes, that's not only a math burn but a nerd burn as well.


That's called "autism".

Spock was a real Jew though. Even a super-Jew; He was a Cohen.