Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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I'm getting some weird fluffy pony vibes from this shit, its like they were made by the same fandom.

I checked the fluffy fandom not that long ago and the whole scene was chock full of LGTV+OLEDs just like SCP.

Coincidence?

Anyway, these are hilarious:
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The idea is to take the feminine traits of the FTM and exaggerate them to comical proportions. Fuller lips become ridiculous lips, bigger eyes become giant watery anime pupils, round features become spherical blob bodies, scars become giant gaping chest wounds, etc. The features FTMs hate about themselves are magnified for comedy and self-deprecation, and some kind of weird stress relief tactic.

(Sorry for low resolution, can't find the original)
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This is one of the more tame examples of pooner which shows what they're getting at.
Ah okay that makes sense. I guess the lip thing didn't register to me because I've seen plenty of masculine men with nice, full lips. But obviously not painted red lol.
 
I can't believe they reinvented Chud Classical Mosaics.
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The only thing is that there was no intermediate point where they were used unironically by the enemy. These are completely homegrown caricatures of the inner flesh.dau-I mean son of the pooner.png also enjoy this tasteless maskpost
 
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I compiled the Major Arcana together, along with creating the border, and added a little blurb in the beginning. I made the canvas big enough so that you can view each card without their quality being compromised.

For some reason, the thumbnail feature isn't working and I suspect that it's because the dimensions are too big, so the link will take you to the page where you can see the image.

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Here's a screenshot to show you the length of it:
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@Null if you do plan to feature the Pooner Tarot on MATI, please consider showing this as it is a convenient way to navigate through all of the cards :).
 
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https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/birth-of-choob-jpg.4543582/

Is this official pooner art? because it looks more like a /pol/ doodle mocking trannies.
This one is a Toob/Choob artwork, mocking the MTF lolcow Philosophy Tube. Toob/Choob art is closely related to pooner art, since the original creator of pooners also liked making fun of Philosophy Tube using a similar art-style.
Explanation: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-pooner-zoo.149432/post-14845385
Toob art dump: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-pooner-zoo.149432/post-14862222


Pooners look like they came out of the Binding of Isaac game, in fact, I would not be surprised if there is a mod somewhere that adds them as an enemy type.
Lol these look like deep-friend Binding of Isaac characters.
First time I ever saw a pooner meme, I thought it was just weird fanart for Binding of Isaac. I'd put money on heavy inspiration.
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I have zero artistic talent/skill, so this will probably never get made.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temperance_(tarot_card)
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At first glance, Temperance seems to have very little to do with pooners or troons in general. After all, troons never seem to do anything in moderation - they are never satisfied, and they keep pushing & pushing for more acceptance, more validation, more surgeries, more hormones, etc etc. Eventually they ruin themselves and join the 41%. Total train wrecks.

The Rider-Waite card above depicts an angel pouring a liquid from one vessel to another. This is the key symbolism, and you can also see it in Temperance as a Christian virtue. Sometimes it's just about balancing out the liquids to make sure neither vessel is too full or too empty, but more often it's about diluting wine by pouring water into it. It's all a reference to self-restraint, moderation, and modesty.

The card also shows the angel with one foot on dry land and the other in a body of water - again, about balance or straddling between two extremes and finding a new stability. As part of the Fool's Journey, the Temperance card kinda represents the idea of "slow and steady wins the race". In the card's background, there's a trail that goes off into the distance, leading to a crown or shining sun at the end (which represents the goal/conclusion of the journey, but could also be enlightenment, God, or whatever else a person is striving for). It means temperance is key to completing a long, difficult journey.

Slightly more esoteric, but the Rider-Waite card also shows a sun disk on the brow of the angel, as well as the Tetragrammaton and a Septenary symbol (the golden triangle within a square) on the angel's white robes. These all mark the angel as a holy, wise, priest-like figure.

So what would a pooner temperance card look like...?
14.TEMPERANCE.--Economy, moderation, frugality, management, accommodation. Reversed: Things connected with churches, religions, sects, the priesthood, sometimes even the priest who will marry Querent; also disunion, unfortunate combinations, competing interests.
Pooners & troons obviously don't embody the traditional ideas of Temperance at all. But look at the symbolism of Temperance Reversed!

Transgenderism is very cult-like, and you could say that the influential TRAs, gender therapists, SRS surgeons, and HRT producers are kinda like the priests of this secular religion. If I had any artistic talent, I would replace the Angel in the Temperance card with an Angel of Death - representing medical professionals who push troons towards destroying themselves. As for the vessels, I would have the Angel of Death making DIY hormones - maybe pouring a goblet of troonshine into a bathtub or something.
As for the other symbolism, I'm not as creative. I would probably have Lil Pooner in the bottom right, looking up at the Angel of Death. The trail in the background would be strewn with bones and discarded needles, all leading up to an illusory, shining figure of manhood.
You'll get there too, lil dood! :) Just keep taking those T-shots and keep butchering your body!
 
Someone posted a video of a pooner squirting vaginal fluid out of their sausage tube and its legit one of the most gag inducing and scarring things i've seen online

Just remember, they're pushing little kids down the path to do this to themselves in LGBTQIAP+ acceptance classes in school now. I remember even when I was a little kid 20 years ago they pushed the lgb shit on me, but they added the T several years ago.

I saw this tweet earlier.
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I've been saying tranny surgery is the lobotomy of the 21st century for some time now. Just a cheap medical procedure to mutilate/permanently disable an irreplaceable organ to get the mentally ill to shut up and make a few dollars in the process.
 
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It's fascinating that the pooner was birthed by the ftm community itself. You'd expect such an unflattering caricature to come from chuddy artists, and the ftms to lack the self awareness to produce something like this. But no, it seems some of doods see themselves the way most folks do, for what they are. And familiarity leads to greater contempt.
 
Someone posted an image of one on the Sharty thread. It's fucking horrifying, a white featureless hairless sausage with a deep purple scar running through the middle. It convinced me just how fucked up this delusion can get.
Sometimes they're hairy too. Because it's arm/leg flesh. I remember seeing one that looked like a curly pizza slice.
 
I should not have clicked this.
Utterly repulsive thread. This shouldn't be exposed to casual front-page users.
Null needs to add "LASCIATE OGNI SPERANZA VOI CH'ENTRATE" to the warning message you get when creating an account, 'cuz we're getting some soft-ass bitches up in here.

this feels like whiplash from the cartoonized art of black people form the Jim Crow era, but this is all being applied to grown ass dykes.
10/10 post/moniker/pfp synergy.
 
I saw one (1) (I) synthetic cock. It looked absolutely disgusting and I have no intention to look at one ever again

So, one note.
A lot of the shit we see in the SRS thread? Isn't the finished frankendick or a case where a frankendick has begun the horrible metamorphosis in to a full on rotdog.
Assuming the Pooner is willing and able to go through MULTIPLE surgeries to get their fruit roll-up of failure moved from their stomach to somewhere an actual cock might reside AND they haven't fallen prey to strictures, inside cock hairballs, fistulas, or any of the other calamities that can directly affect their fleshpacker?

Post de-bulking and medical tattooing, they can ALMOST look presentable. Not authentic by any stretch of the imagination. But nowhere near the abominations we see.
Will most actually make it to that stage? Probably fucking not.

But...with perseverance and multiple thousands of dollars of painful and entirely cosmetic surgery carrying significant chance of disfiguring and life threatening complications that Doctors will downplay and/or outright ignore in the hopes of hiding the fact that they're basically performing human experimentation, you too can get there L'il Pooner!
Just in time to realize what a horrible mistake you made and detransition and suffer through a whole new kind of dysphoria you entirely chose to inflict upon yourself!
 
Null needs to add "LASCIATE OGNI SPERANZA VOI CH'ENTRATE" to the warning message you get when creating an account, 'cuz we're getting some soft-ass bitches up in here.
Genuinely a bit surprised at how many people seem to be utterly repulsed by Pooners pooning. Yeah, they can be gross as fuck, but we have threads of people picking their legs apart til amputation, cartel killings, baby monkey torture porn, but for some  this is too far? Do those of us who are enamored with the lil doods need help? (:_(
 
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