Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

Gornery said:
He looks like nick nack from the man with the golden gun
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Wrong again, child. Nick Nack has a full head of thick, wavy hair, clear skin, a mischievous smile and a twinkle in his eyes.
Sumptinsfuckey said:
For fucks sake, at least captain save-a-ho's have the excuse of being horny fucks who have been programmed by society to view women as angelic beings. What excuse do you Captain Save-a-Cow's have?

Newsflash autardtists, Any piece of advice you can think to offer to Shane has been offered and rejected many, many, many times before.
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We don't actually think the cows read our advice or care about it. It's fun to analyze their behavior and think of ways they could help themselves that they absolutely will not ever do.
Now if you'll excuse me I'll go back to being programmed into thinking that women are angelic beings and that Shane Nokes is fat.
 
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AnOminous said:
Cows like this when given good advice spitefully double down on their stupidity instead, which is fun to watch.
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One of the funniest things that happened with Lou Gagliardi was the time that he was developing a diabetic ulcer on his foot. Kiwis and Twatter folk alike were saying "bitch, that's a diabetic ulcer, get your fat cracker ass to the hospital", but he refused to listen and kept slathering it in Neosporin and poking it to own the k*w*f*rms TERF Nazis by proving it wasn't a problem. Then he wound up in the hospital and had to have a gangrenous bone removed from his foot because surprise surprise, turns out a diabetic ulcer doesn't get better if you don't go to the hospital and keep shoving your greasy fingers into it, and Lou was forced to concede that maybe we'd had a point after all. Shane strikes me as being exactly that kind of belligerently spiteful dickhead. Wonder what his diabetic ulcer will turn out to be.
 
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sanguiduct said:
Shane: before you go into a golf swing, you need to make sure your left arm is straight. As you start to swing and pivot your shoulders, try also tilting them with your swing. So as you go into your backswing, your left shoulder should move downward towards the ground.
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But what if he swings lefty? Has that stat been doxed yet? I'm not sure he has the IQ to transpose left<> right in your instructions.

I find it interesting that left-handedness in golf (and baseball swing, hockey stance) has unpredictable correlation with handedness in general. Many righties golf leftie, and vice versa.

Whereas a left-handed writer will almost certainly use the left for toothbrush, screwdriver, belt-buckling, etc.

Lefties often struggle to use non-symmetrical tools such as scissors and corkscrews. Some specialty manufacturers market left-handed variations of common utensils; for example, this beautiful piece is a fuckin steal at $12.95:


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Spunt said:
Leonard has this look on his face like he's just smelled some dog shit and is really hoping it's not coming from the fat goober he has to stand next to. But it probably is.
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I think Mr. Spock was pretty used to smelly nerds by that point in his career. Death must have come as a sweet embrace after decades of Shanes snuggling up to him.
 
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HabeusCorPuss said:
Lefties often struggle to use non-symmetrical tools such as scissors and corkscrews.
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It's starting to be more recognized in product development, especially in hand tools, to try and create options for users to lower the liability due to injuries caused by side dominance.

It's pretty much the same reason for the long held push to get more women into Engineering. There have been incidents involving products for women, designed by men, which lead to serious issues. The first one off the top of my head is the Delkon Shield which combines the idiocy of not understanding the differences between the vagina and the uterus, along with good old fashion corruption between a corporation and government regulators, leading to way too many women dying horrifically of toxic shock.

Shane should use his big brain to work with engineers based on his experience. Maybe he can develop the next big breakthrough for obese people. Like a new and better "rag on a stick" for bathing.
 
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sanguiduct said:
Shane: before you go into a golf swing, you need to make sure your left arm is straight. As you start to swing and pivot your shoulders, try also tilting them with your swing. So as you go into your backswing, your left shoulder should move downward towards the ground. Hope this helps.
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Shane: in Resident Evil 4 you want to get headshots, and then follow them up with the melee kick, and then knife them on the ground. This will save precious ammunition that you will need for boss fights.

Also the TMP is really good, definitely get it as soon as possible. A small spray in a Ganado's face will stun them, and thus open them up to the kick.

Oh, also, Shane: in Warhammer, movement is really important. Pick abilities/units that allow you to move your units as far as possible. This will allow you to flank your opponent's units and thus make them easier to remove from the table.

Oh also Shane: when you're trying to lose weight, it's important to remember to cut unnecessary carbs and reduce portions overall. Focus on proteins as those will increase muscle growth and keep you energized through the day. You might not lose weight on a protein heavy diet, but you'll reduce fat and that will make your healthier overall.

Alright, that's all the advice I can possibly give you Shane. Whether you fix your life or not is to to you. I know you won't, but the thought I might have helped is better than the opposite.

Finally: why not engage with us Shane? Are you too scared? I think you're too scared to actually talk to us.
 
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Manul Otocolobus said:
Shame, just end it all... with a butter knife.
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I know you have nothing to live for Shame but you bring joy to about a dozen or so people laughing at your pathetic miserable life. Just keep that butter knife firmly planted up your ass and acting like a retarded clown for the entertainment of the Internet.
 
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LobsterBoy669 said:
Shane: in Resident Evil 4 you want to get headshots, and then follow them up with the melee kick, and then knife them on the ground. This will save precious ammunition that you will need for boss fights.

Also the TMP is really good, definitely get it as soon as possible. A small spray in a Ganado's face will stun them, and thus open them up to the kick.

Oh, also, Shane: in Warhammer, movement is really important. Pick abilities/units that allow you to move your units as far as possible. This will allow you to flank your opponent's units and thus make them easier to remove from the table.

Oh also Shane: when you're trying to lose weight, it's important to remember to cut unnecessary carbs and reduce portions overall. Focus on proteins as those will increase muscle growth and keep you energized through the day. You might not lose weight on a protein heavy diet, but you'll reduce fat and that will make your healthier overall.

Alright, that's all the advice I can possibly give you Shane. Whether you fix your life or not is to to you. I know you won't, but the thought I might have helped is better than the opposite.

Finally: why not engage with us Shane? Are you too scared? I think you're too scared to actually talk to us.
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Informative, but i disagree on the Warhammer point. Isn't shooting more important? I.e. if you rinse the opponent in the shooting phase you basically win in turn 1?

Moot point there, Shane! approach this advice with scepticism!
 
Morning Shane.
Today I just wanted to remind you that you are a wierd, childless, loser, who suckles at the goverments tit because you're too fat and lazy to do anything productive with your life. That's why this thread is the closest thing you will ever have to a legacy on this earth after you inevietably die of coronary disease.

Also it has now been 10 days since us "sour strawberries" srarted mocking you, your "skills", your looks, your weight, your habits, and even your girlfriend and yet, despite our constant mockery of you we are still waiting in that knock!
 
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Fucking YTs said:
More CyberPowerPC talk I found on Reddit (Thanks Dogpile.com, I always forget you exist!)
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Shane, holy shit you're a fucking loser. "I don't have time to research anymore...", just like how you don't have time to use a password manager Mr. Whatisthematrix.
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You have to love how this guy, even making just a benign reply, sounds like a condescending fuck, even when he's not trying. It's like how Fatrick sounds like a total prick even when he's not trying.
 
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