Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[A Sunset]

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I'd say he's about 5' 3".

Big if true and it makes sense to me. Shame will have to fact-check this and prove he doesnt’ wear lifts, but he’s too cowardly and tubby to do so. He’s too busy sharting himself, guzzling Mountain Dew and being obese in his foul-smelling gamer chair.

Speaking of obesity.


Shame claims 205 here as he brags about the thickness of his hog trotters. If he was 6’0”, that would be nearly obese. But now that Shame’s confirmed 5’9”, possibly 5’3”, he would medically classified as obese..


Of course we all know 205 was a lie and cope. Here, Shame admits that he’s 250 in a forum post. There is no reason to think he’s ever lost weight.


So at 250, at 5’9”, we’re nearing morbid obesity. This is more in line with the fat belly and bitch tits we see in the few pics of Shame he’s released.



So Shame Hoax is 5’9” and borderline morbidly obese. Any thickness of his fist is simply due to lard deposits.

Take a look at these moobs and tell me with a straight face this nigga is 200. LOL! His right tit is protruding so far out it’s covering George Takei’s fucking shoulder. He’s built like a fridge made of jello.



As usual, if Shame would like to dispute any of this he’s welcome to, but at this point I’ll need pictures of him by a ruler and video of him on a scale, because his track record of lying about every aspect of his life makes his word dogshit.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

Lol

"Microsoft canned my dumb ass but they sucked anyway!" and "Microsoft will send an army of lawyers after anyone I want because I have a crappy alumni card" somehow coexist in this guy's head.

The amount of doublethink and cognitive dissonance this Shane exhibits somehow surpasses DSP thinking he's muscular, because he was a "bodybuilder" in high school despite zero evidence he has ever had any muscles and he's been almost completely sedentary for twenty years.


Not long now. At least he'd have a slightly better chance of passing as a fat woman, assuming he actually shaves. Once someone reaches a certain weight sexual dimorphism becomes less of a thing and they just become a blob where the only obvious sign of gender is hair.

Lol I still don't get this "love" for dark syde Phil he is just some faggot behind a camera playing video games for isreal

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Big if true and it makes sense to me. Shame will have to fact-check this and prove he doesnt’ wear lifts, but he’s too cowardly and tubby to do so. He’s too busy sharting himself, guzzling Mountain Dew and being obese in his foul-smelling gamer chair.

Speaking of obesity.

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Shame claims 205 here as he brags about the thickness of his hog trotters. If he was 6’0”, that would be nearly obese. But now that Shame’s confirmed 5’9”, possibly 5’3”, he would medically classified as obese..
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Of course we all know 205 was a lie and cope. Here, Shame admits that he’s 250 in a forum post. There is no reason to think he’s ever lost weight.

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So at 250, at 5’9”, we’re nearing morbid obesity. This is more in line with the fat belly and bitch tits we see in the few pics of Shame he’s released.

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So Shame Hoax is 5’9” and borderline morbidly obese. Any thickness of his fist is simply due to lard deposits.

Take a look at these moobs and tell me with a straight face this nigga is 200. LOL! His right tit is protruding so far out it’s covering George Takei’s fucking shoulder. He’s built like a fridge made of jello.

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As usual, if Shame would like to dispute any of this he’s welcome to, but at this point I’ll need pictures of him by a ruler and video of him on a scale, because his track record of lying about every aspect of his life makes his word dogshit.

Bitch tits isn't even 250. That's the gunt of near-manlet who's 325lbs.
Also, he worked as a contractor for a company that worked with Microsoft. He himself never directly worked for the company. He only wishes he did. If you worked directly with them they pay more than minimum wage and overtime. Not to mention various benefits. One of my favourite things is the paid parental leave for non-birth mothers. Meaning as a father you can stay home for a few months and help out your girlfriend/wife.

 

[UtopiaGuy]

I know it's wrong of me, but sometimes... I do honestly feel sorry for guys like Shane and Dobson. Their lives are just so empty, so fucked up, so pitiful. And all it would take to fix their shitty nowhere lives is just changing their outlook. Just get the fuck off social media and walk away from the endless parade of negativity and bullshit. Be more proactive and positive instead of reactive and negative. Take charge and lose the weight, actively find meaningful work or purpose instead of just sitting around stuffing their faces with Doritos and snack cakes while doom-scrolling the Internet. But they never seem able to really look in the mirror and admit it isn't the world, but they themselves who need to change. So I do feel kind of sorry for them... until they do something shitty, which they can't help but do because they choose to be shitty people and go through life that way. Then I'm like, "What a fucking moron." Being shitty is always their go-to, always their first choice, the only option they ever consider. Is it really any wonder they wind up as cows?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Hey credit to Dobson - he finally fucked off the internet. Maybe he did so by an hero but it’s something.

 

[Black Cat2]

I know it's wrong of me, but sometimes... I do honestly feel sorry for guys like Shane and Dobson. Their lives are just so empty, so fucked up, so pitiful. And all it would take to fix their shitty nowhere lives is just changing their outlook. Just get the fuck off social media and walk away from the endless parade of negativity and bullshit. Be more proactive and positive instead of reactive and negative. Take charge and lose the weight, actively find meaningful work or purpose instead of just sitting around stuffing their faces with Doritos and snack cakes while doom-scrolling the Internet. But they never seem able to really look in the mirror and admit it isn't the world, but they themselves who need to change. So I do feel kind of sorry for them... until they do something shitty, which they can't help but do because they choose to be shitty people and go through life that way. Then I'm like, "What a fucking moron." Being shitty is always their go-to, always their first choice, the only option they ever consider. Is it really any wonder they wind up as cows?

I've never been able to understand people like them, especially Shane. Shane is literally unemployed and lives off government benefits. Most people atleast have the excuse of being too busy to improve themselves.

Shane literally has nothing to do all day. Losing weight is extremely easy for him. He already spends all day at home, just learn to cook proper meals and spend some time a day at the gym. It doesn't even require him to really change his daily habits. Just hit the gym in the afternoon when nobodies there, and it'd probably take like 1.5hours total to leave the house, exercise, and get back.

His severe need to be taken seriously can be fulfilled by just throwing himself into a hobby and becoming somewhat knowledgeable about it, and then being kind and willing to work with others in the hobby. Learn an instrument, build model vehicles, whatever. The guys who are super into a hobby and are willing to share knowledge about it are always well respected and are generally pretty happy with their lives.

If he feels insecure that he's unemployed and sitting at home all day, then just work some relaxed minimum-wage job for a few days a week so that he can atleast say that he's a contributing member to society. I don't see why he constantly feels the need to act like he's some bigshot at Microsoft. If you're happy with your work and your life, then people online making fun of you for being a minimum wage worker isn't going to faze you in the slightest.

Doing these three things, it'd be very easy for him to lead a happy and fulfilling life. Most people don't even have this opportunity, yet Shane is wasting it all away being an edgelord on Twitter.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Going to the gym is also good for meeting friends or at least be around people who will be a positive influence in your life. It's rare to find someone who's degrading you because you're fat and there. Such people tend to be run off because no one wants such assholes at their gym. At least that's always been what I've noticed at every gym I've been to. If he doesn't want to hit the gym, do some crossfit. Flip some 200lb tires to start. My oldest does that daily now.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

and I'm scared that he could use the Julay exploit in XenoForo to leak all the user data.

Yeah, isn’t that the one Lucas used to get all of our personal info? Jokes aside, I know Null’s been mentioning that “UnClit” bug he’s having a hard time fixing. Do we know for sure that Shane won’t find a way to pull an “UnClit” on us?

 

[A Sunset]

Here’s a suggestion for Shame. Why don’t you get a job and do something with your time, you chubby bum? He’s so useless he can’t even hold grocery baskets at the store (likely an invented malady like whatever obesity-related fake disability he has). So this nigga probably isn’t even helping to shop for household necessities.

In fact, I wonder if his girlfriend is the main bread earner. It would make the most sense since I’m assuming they live together. I bet she has a full-time job, and while she’s out busting ass all day Shame is sitting around starting fights with people on Twitter for dopamine, masturbating, and watching Star Trek.

I can’t remember his girlfriend’s name, but this poor lady is not taken care of for sure. I bet Shame is the kind of nigga who says he can’t mow the lawn because “Muh neuromuscular condition babe”. This nigga can’t fix a faucet and you know he’s a slob. I bet his long-suffering girlfriend does all the chores after a long day’s work.

Honey, you can do better. Just hit the gym and dump this loser. Your man is LARPing as a super hacker, lying about his height, his weight, his ethnicity, his job history, etc. to strangers online. He’s a small-minded fat faggot. He didn’t even defend your honor when trolls made fun of your gunt.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

Just get the fuck off social media and walk away from the endless parade of negativity and bullshit.

Ngl a decade plus ago I stopped using social media and interacting more with the real world and boy does your life improve seven fold.

Most loser lolcows are losers because they refuse to get offline and realize the world isn't as bad as Twitter, reddit or even our own A&N section make it out to be.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Here’s a suggestion for Shame. Why don’t you get a job and do something with your time, you chubby bum? He’s so useless he can’t even hold grocery baskets at the store (likely an invented malady like whatever obesity-related fake disability he has). So this nigga probably isn’t even helping to shop for household necessities.

In fact, I wonder if his girlfriend is the main bread earner. It would make the most sense since I’m assuming they live together. I bet she has a full-time job, and while she’s out busting ass all day Shame is sitting around starting fights with people on Twitter for dopamine, masturbating, and watching Star Trek.

I can’t remember his girlfriend’s name, but this poor lady is not taken care of for sure. I bet Shame is the kind of nigga who says he can’t mow the lawn because “Muh neuromuscular condition babe”. This nigga can’t fix a faucet and you know he’s a slob. I bet his long-suffering girlfriend does all the chores after a long day’s work.

Honey, you can do better. Just hit the gym and dump this loser. Your man is LARPing as a super hacker, lying about his height, his weight, his ethnicity, his job history, etc. to strangers online. He’s a small-minded fat faggot. He didn’t even defend your honor when trolls made fun of your gunt.

What lawn? He lives in an apartment.

 

[internet friend]

Honey, you can do better. Just hit the gym and dump this loser. Your man is LARPing as a super hacker, lying about his height, his weight, his ethnicity, his job history, etc. to strangers online. He’s a small-minded fat faggot. He didn’t even defend your honor when trolls made fun of your gunt.

With the state of how things are today, she doesn't even need to hit the gym to do leagues better than shame. I mean she still should, but just saying.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Here’s a suggestion for Shame. Why don’t you get a job and do something with your time, you chubby bum? He’s so useless he can’t even hold grocery baskets at the store (likely an invented malady like whatever obesity-related fake disability he has). So this nigga probably isn’t even helping to shop for household necessities.

In fact, I wonder if his girlfriend is the main bread earner. It would make the most sense since I’m assuming they live together. I bet she has a full-time job, and while she’s out busting ass all day Shame is sitting around starting fights with people on Twitter for dopamine, masturbating, and watching Star Trek.

I can’t remember his girlfriend’s name, but this poor lady is not taken care of for sure. I bet Shame is the kind of nigga who says he can’t mow the lawn because “Muh neuromuscular condition babe”. This nigga can’t fix a faucet and you know he’s a slob. I bet his long-suffering girlfriend does all the chores after a long day’s work.

Honey, you can do better. Just hit the gym and dump this loser. Your man is LARPing as a super hacker, lying about his height, his weight, his ethnicity, his job history, etc. to strangers online. He’s a small-minded fat faggot. He didn’t even defend your honor when trolls made fun of your gunt.

She works and is likely in school given his reference to Spring Break. Can you imagine? A decent hardworking woman wasted on Shame?

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

She works and is likely in school given his reference to Spring Break. Can you imagine? A decent hardworking woman wasted on Shame?

Lets not get crazy here. Have you seen her? I mean yeah, she could do better than shane, but that's about as low a bar as you can get. Hell even Fatricks wife is more of a "catch"

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Lets not get crazy here. Have you seen her? I mean yeah, she could do better than shane, but that's about as low a bar as you can get. Hell even Fatricks wife is more of a "catch"

Listen, if she can hold a job, go to school, and put up with Shane, fat or not I’m going to give her some credit. I think “decent” is fair.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Listen, if she can hold a job, go to school, and put up with Shane, fat or not I’m going to give her some credit. I think “decent” is fair.

Be honest, you're a nigger aint ya?

 

[A Sunset]

She works and is likely in school given his reference to Spring Break. Can you imagine? A decent hardworking woman wasted on Shame?

You’re fucking right, now that makes sense. I didn’t understand that before. I bet his girlfriend’s a fucking school teacher. Wow she’s out making the world a better place, trying to help kids learn math or science, working a 9-5 while Shame sits at home on his greasy ass.

She probably can’t even relax when she gets home because this nigga sure ain’t cooking or cleaning. He’ll pretend to have a “flare up” of his mystery illness.

With the state of how things are today, she doesn't even need to hit the gym to do leagues better than shame. I mean she still should, but just saying.

Hey we’ve all gained a few pounds here and there. She’s a hard-working woman who stands by her man, even when she’s doxed and made fun of because Shame said he superhacked ONA forums. That asshole couldn’t even stand up for her when it’s his fault she was “body-shamed”. She can do better than this loser.

Lets not get crazy here. Have you seen her? I mean yeah, she could do better than shane, but that's about as low a bar as you can get. Hell even Fatricks wife is more of a "catch"

The important thing here is that she deserves better, and should have better. I’m on Team Shame’s Girlfriend. She can lose the weight and dump the mooching mentally-ill Trekkie.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

You’re fucking right, now that makes sense. I didn’t understand that before. I bet his girlfriend’s a fucking school teacher. Wow she’s out making the world a better place, trying to help kids learn math or science, working a 9-5 while Shame sits at home on his greasy ass.

She probably can’t even relax when she gets home because this nigga sure ain’t cooking or cleaning. He’ll pretend to have a “flare up” of his mystery illness.


Hey we’ve all gained a few pounds here and there. She’s a hard-working woman who stands by her man, even when she’s doxed and made fun of because Shame said he superhacked ONA forums. That asshole couldn’t even stand up for her when it’s his fault she was “body-shamed”. She can do better than this loser.


The important thing here is that she deserves better, and should have better. I’m on Team Shame’s Girlfriend. She can lose the weight and dump the mooching mentally-ill Trekkie.

Teacher. Yes. That makes sense.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

You’re fucking right, now that makes sense. I didn’t understand that before. I bet his girlfriend’s a fucking school teacher. Wow she’s out making the world a better place, trying to help kids learn math or science, working a 9-5 while Shame sits at home on his greasy ass.

She probably can’t even relax when she gets home because this nigga sure ain’t cooking or cleaning. He’ll pretend to have a “flare up” of his mystery illness.


Hey we’ve all gained a few pounds here and there. She’s a hard-working woman who stands by her man, even when she’s doxed and made fun of because Shame said he superhacked ONA forums. That asshole couldn’t even stand up for her when it’s his fault she was “body-shamed”. She can do better than this loser.


The important thing here is that she deserves better, and should have better. I’m on Team Shame’s Girlfriend. She can lose the weight and dump the mooching mentally-ill Trekkie.

She can lose 300 lbs just by dumping his fat ass.

 

[Roland TB-303]

Big if true and it makes sense to me. Shame will have to fact-check this and prove he doesnt’ wear lifts, but he’s too cowardly and tubby to do so. He’s too busy sharting himself, guzzling Mountain Dew and being obese in his foul-smelling gamer chair.

Speaking of obesity.

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Shame claims 205 here as he brags about the thickness of his hog trotters. If he was 6’0”, that would be nearly obese. But now that Shame’s confirmed 5’9”, possibly 5’3”, he would medically classified as obese..
View attachment 4937105

Of course we all know 205 was a lie and cope. Here, Shame admits that he’s 250 in a forum post. There is no reason to think he’s ever lost weight.

View attachment 4937301
So at 250, at 5’9”, we’re nearing morbid obesity. This is more in line with the fat belly and bitch tits we see in the few pics of Shame he’s released.

View attachment 4937349

So Shame Hoax is 5’9” and borderline morbidly obese. Any thickness of his fist is simply due to lard deposits.

Take a look at these moobs and tell me with a straight face this nigga is 200. LOL! His right tit is protruding so far out it’s covering George Takei’s fucking shoulder. He’s built like a fridge made of jello.

View attachment 4937297

As usual, if Shame would like to dispute any of this he’s welcome to, but at this point I’ll need pictures of him by a ruler and video of him on a scale, because his track record of lying about every aspect of his life makes his word dogshit.

Imagine saying you ONLY play video games for 3 hours a day and thinking this is some kind of flex. Downright pathetic.