Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[80's Dad]

Can't blame people for getting the sex of the Nashville shooter wrong early on. The first articles I saw referred to her as 'trans female', 'transman', 'female', and 'gunman'. Fantastic reporting there. It's almost like confuscating words and their definitions is the point.

Also maybe I'm projecting here from knowing about Stephanie and a couple personal irl examples, but I'm just waiting for the shooter's serial killer/school shooter fantasy blog to be uncovered. Maybe one of the Adam Lanza varieties, given their shared inclination of murdering 1st graders.

 

[Chromeo]

Sorry if the clips trigger any flashbacks Chromeo

No worries, Pee. I used to loooooove Derek Acorah as a little kid, way before I even discovered MJ or met Stephanie. Or discovered being a medium is mostly being full of shit lol. I'm more triggered by DeviantArt than just ghosts.

Man, I love this ridiculous conversation. It brings back fond memories of you ladies obsessing over Staph's crockery.

Not to keep bringing up dishware, but guess who just found out the Corelle spring blossom green set is full of lead?? No wonder Staph is crazy.

Time for all of us to get tested for lead poisoning :^)

 

[moorhen]

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I can't express how stupid and disgusting this is to me. I don't even think T makes people violent but why does she have to be so fucking gross all the time, about everything? Children fucking died, Staph, stop talking about masturbation.

How the fuck can you claim this stupid shit isn’t a fetish when you’re going to take a conversation about children being murdered and make it sexual?


Way to beat those grooming allegations Steph.

 

[Soft Boiled Egg]

these bitches are fucking retarded. tranny moids will do and say anything to avoid acknowledging that they will never be women.

the g-spot and the prostate are entirely different things, and there's a reason women don't get fucking prostate cancer OR g-spot cancer, which you would think would happen if the g-spot was just the 'female prostate' and if the two were apparently indistinguishable. women do have Skene glands, but they're not the same thing as the g-spot or the prostate and they are located in a different place to the prostate because women don't have a fucking penis. similarly, cancer of the Skene glands in women has accounted for approximately 0.003% of all cancer diagnoses in women in the past few decades - this has sometimes been called 'female prostate cancer' or 'prostate cancer in women' because of a fundamental misunderstanding of what the Skene glands are in women. Skene glands also play an entirely different role in the female body beyond sharing specific enzymes with the male prostate, though we don't entirely understand the role of it in females yet. like, we know so little about it that every single attempt at linking the Skene glands to issues in female biology is guesswork at best at the moment.

also, all of this can probably be learned in approximately ten minutes through one (1) search via your local search engine.

tl;dr: YWNBAW, and when you get your rot-pocket cut in you will never be able to touch your prostate again because of it, no matter how hard you pretend it's now your super ultra female g-spot. I'll take my hats now!

 

[it's pronounced gif]

So I'm gonna be the one to break it to you she will ALWAYS be a woman because this particular dumbfuck was born with a vag

 

[Tangled Headphones]

Um. I thought pussy isn't supposed to have a smell.

Spoiler: Ftm

But ftm does smell fucking rank and i assumed it was from hormonal imbalance. Imagining shes smelling THAT and thinking its. BETTER than her usual stench???

 

[glass_houses]

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Um. I thought pussy isn't supposed to have a smell.

Spoiler: Ftm

But ftm does smell fucking rank and i assumed it was from hormonal imbalance. Imagining shes smelling THAT and thinking its. BETTER than her usual stench???

Vag is like dick; if you're hygienic and healthy, there shouldn't be much of a smell. Vaginal lubrication secreted during sexual arousal does have a distinctive scent though, just like semen does. I wouldn't be surprised if this has evolved as a form of signalling to one's sexual partner but anyway, let's not digress any further.

As a general rule, however if the smell of your vag changes and/or suddenly gets stronger, then something is wrong with it. It could be an STD, there could a chemical/hormonal/bacterial imbalance, there could be cancer, it may be because your diet or a new medication isn't agreeing with you, it could even be that the soap or detergent you're using to clean your vulva is making it unhappy. In many ways, a woman's vaginal health is a good indication of her overall bodily health. If something doesn't smell 'right' about your vagina, you need to make an appointment with your doctor asap, especially if you're prone to the excruciating torture that is thrush.

Staph needs forget about her gender feels and go see a doctor. Right now.

 

[Vandy2]

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Um. I thought pussy isn't supposed to have a smell.

Spoiler: Ftm

But ftm does smell fucking rank and i assumed it was from hormonal imbalance. Imagining shes smelling THAT and thinking its. BETTER than her usual stench???

Spoiler

It's actually completely normal and unavoidable that T makes vags smell different. Probably something to do with the hormone changes but it's par the course and not an indication of something gross. It's more like the musk men have so I've heard. (I have alot of friends who send me TMI but I don't go around smelling crotches so I can't confirm or deny.)

But knowing Gyro they probably wipe back to front.

 

[Lesbian Sold Snake]

With each passing day I am further convinced staph is just 2 IQ points shy of a mental retardation diagnosis

 

[marjoram]

Yanno, sometimes I think all this has to be a magnificent long troll by some brilliant bastard, then I snap back to reality and it's just another day ending in Y in Gyroland.

She is the only cow that makes me wanna yell " shut up, shut up, SHUT UP AND TAKE A SHOWER!!". Gyro hurts my brain.

SO, when did she decide she was a man?

 

[An empty shill]

Yanno, sometimes I think all this has to be a magnificent long troll by some brilliant bastard, then I snap back to reality and it's just another day ending in Y in Gyroland.

She is the only cow that makes me wanna yell " shut up, shut up, SHUT UP AND TAKE A SHOWER!!". Gyro hurts my brain.

I hear that. When she doesn't say truly vile things, I like to think of her as cat.
The type that no matter how much they get wet and upset for sticking their head under the faucet, still do it.
You roll your eyes and laugh at their endearing stupidity.

SO, when did she decide she was a man?

She's been larping as one for quite a while.
I'd like to say she's ramped it up ever since getting that apartment.
She's been on the "T-gel" since end of feb/early march.
So she says anyway.

 

[marjoram]

I hear that. When she doesn't say truly vile things, I like to think of her as cat.
The type that no matter how much they get wet and upset for sticking their head under the faucet, still do it.
You roll your eyes and laugh at their endearing stupidity.



She's been larping as one for quite a while.
I'd like to say she's ramped it up ever since getting that apartment.
She's been on the "T-gel" since end of feb/early march.
So she says anyway.

Thank you. I dipped out a bit after she had gotten her failure-to-launch apartment, while she was still mostly just a non-binary, stupidmadeupgenderspecial and was just beginning to talk about getting on T.

Also, quite surprised she hasn't kicked off more about one of her pooner brethren shooting up babies in TN. Seems like the kind of lunacy Gyro would really go off about.

 

[redbarchetta]

Thank you. I dipped out a bit after she had gotten her failure-to-launch apartment, while she was still mostly just a non-binary, stupidmadeupgenderspecial and was just beginning to talk about getting on T.

Also, quite surprised she hasn't kicked off more about one of her pooner brethren shooting up babies in TN. Seems like the kind of lunacy Gyro would really go off about.

Her transitioning from nonbinary to transman seems to line up with Netflix's Dahmer and her realization that his ghost can only love her if she's a gay man.

And she seemed to have decided the shooter being trans is fake news in order to cope with that. Way to invalidate gender identity Yarrow!

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Thank you. I dipped out a bit after she had gotten her failure-to-launch apartment, while she was still mostly just a non-binary, stupidmadeupgenderspecial and was just beginning to talk about getting on T.

I gotta admit that I'm kind of jealous that you get to experience, for the first time, the wildness that has happened since she got that apartment. So much has happened since her and Dahmer rekindled their love. She's got worse. And by worse, I mean the most entertaining she's been in a long time. Every wacky part of Staph has been elevated: she's not just a enby anymore, she's a trans man; she isn't just living fan fiction, she's also writing it; and Dahmer isn't just a ghost anymore, he's a fucking fairy.

 

[Meowzers]

I gotta admit that I'm kind of jealous that you get to experience, for the first time, the wildness that has happened since she got that apartment. So much has happened since her and Dahmer rekindled their love. She's got worse. And by worse, I mean the most entertaining she's been in a long time. Every wacky part of Staph has been elevated: she's not just a enby anymore, she's a trans man; she isn't just living fan fiction, she's also writing it; and Dahmer isn't just a ghost anymore, he's a fucking fairy.

how interesting you say that staph has gotten worse because um, actually they've become a kinder, gentler person since starting T? :/ nice one, making fun of an autistic disabled transman



staph's been boring on Twitter and has mostly just been reblogging on tumblr. i'm too lazy to figure out how that fucking website works anymore (especially the mobile app) so she might have posted more than this.







#i've debated mentioning that I'm a writer on ao3
yarrow are you for serious right now.

EDIT: people had been wondering why yarbles isn't into NBC Hannibal. well, wonder no more! xe is into the nastiest fanfic scenarios and is following users such as..let's see..."willgrahamscock"

 

[Humbert Humbert]

how interesting you say that staph has gotten worse because um, actually they've become a kinder, gentler person since starting T? :/ nice one, making fun of an autistic disabled transman

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#i've debated mentioning that I'm a writer on ao3
yarrow are you for serious right now.

I wonder what happened that she is referencing. also, love how she’s so close yet so far from self awareness…

edit: her story makes no sense. love how she does shit to cry victim more than ever now

 

[Aunt Carol]

EDIT: people had been wondering why yarbles isn't into NBC Hannibal. well, wonder no more! xe is into the nastiest fanfic scenarios and is following users such as..let's see..."willgrahamscock"

I was hoping for an "instead," not an "and." If you're going to masturbate about a serial killer, why not a fictional one who has never caused IRL death and suffering? (And who is played by an actor who's been cleaned up pretty and posed carefully, and also there's a food stylist.)

Then you can make the "fiction is victimless" argument without anyone pointing out that you also claim he is your IRL ghost boyfriend. Writing RPF about the person you're allegedly in a relationship with is a weird thing to think about; did she ever say if she runs her smut past the person it's written about? If you take away the "ghost" part that's even weirder, really.

 

[Ophelia]

Can you imagine working yourself up to be excited about marrying your imaginary friend? It’s really really sad.

I’m not saying I feel sorry for Yarrow. Just that it’s a terribly pathetic situation.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

I gotta admit that I'm kind of jealous that you get to experience, for the first time, the wildness that has happened since she got that apartment. So much has happened since her and Dahmer rekindled their love. She's got worse. And by worse, I mean the most entertaining she's been in a long time. Every wacky part of Staph has been elevated: she's not just a enby anymore, she's a trans man; she isn't just living fan fiction, she's also writing it; and Dahmer isn't just a ghost anymore, he's a fucking fairy.

....what.

W h a t.

God I left for like 3 weeks wtf fucking happened???

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

It's never going to not annoy me that Staph's response to people mentioning that she groomed minors by roleplaying as a Black man calling herself their "daddy" is "I'm not even dating that ghost anymore and I like totally banished him from my life so literally it's fine".

Continuously clinging to her completely idiotic ghost delusion as a way to excuse grooming minors by roleplaying as a Black man calling herself their "daddy" is just palpably retarded. "My imaginary friend did it" is an excuse that stops being cute once you turn three years old.