Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%

  • Total voters
    340
I asked this before, but what is Rekieta's new brand?
He doesn't liek talking about law anymore. He seems to be ignoring current events. I think he's toning down on the sex and drug talk? Is he just going to sit in front of a camera and drink?
Maybe take some zanny bars, pass out a bunch, have Kayla poke him awake with a spoon & a dish of ice cream… I dunno, it “works” for Ralph & Nick seems hellbent on following in his footsteps. Nick should boost his content by starting a feud with his father-in-law & moving to Mexico to avoid financial responsibilities in the States.
 
Now that he's not reliant on streaming for the money (except to check off the boxes of his Rumble contract), why would he bother with a work ethic?

On a side note, why would Rumble ever sign a contract that guarantees a streamers income?

Caveat Emptor...

Past performance does not guarantee future earnings...

If we take Balldo at his word, he had A LOT of people fooled. He's had practice. He's been doing it for 'almost 20 years--pretending to be someone... something... [he's] not'.
 
I have not seen Nick in months since the Balldo incident but christ he has aged horribly. Could some of this weird coping energy be from that? I think Nick has to deal with the fact he is not attractive and he does not give off alpha energy, in fact, he gives off man-child vibes. The thing is when you're at that age too most women tend to fuck for personality, they don't give a shit about your big house.

I am locking this in though, the wife this year is filing for divorce, and Nick gives off broken family vibe. I think too his kids are going to start majorly distancing themselves and by the end of the year, Nick will be some weird broken hermit.
 
Just watched Elissa's clip of Nick talking about fat people:


Nick's mean-girl cheerleader tendencies really shine through with his Designated Ugly Fat Friend (aka DUFF) strategy. You can tell that he's really sorry. Just dripping with sincerity as he calls them "fats" and "cretins", because Nick, well, he's one of the good ones who will find a way to make their eating disorder about him. What a shining example.

Can't help but think that Nick made an attempt to backpedal when he saw people clicking off (300+), and when he saw that he was too late, he settled for calling them fat too (which shows how insincere his apology was in case it wasn't obvious enough).

Since Nick operates by hanging around unattractive people so that he can look good by comparison, this is now a possible explanation for why he brings Crazy-Eyes Kayla to the gay bars:

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Kidding aside, this is not a good look for Nick.
 
Just watched Elissa's clip of Nick talking about fat people:


Nick's mean-girl cheerleader tendencies really shine through with his Designated Ugly Fat Friend (aka DUFF) strategy. You can tell that he's really sorry. Just dripping with sincerity as he calls them "fats" and "cretins", because Nick, well, he's one of the good ones who will find a way to make their eating disorder about him. What a shining example.

Can't help but think that Nick made an attempt to backpedal when he saw people clicking off (300+), and when he saw that he was too late, he settled for calling them fat too (which shows how insincere his apology was in case it wasn't obvious enough).

Since Nick operates by hanging around unattractive people so that he can look good by comparison, this is now a possible explanation for why he brings Crazy-Eyes Kayla to the gay bars:

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Kidding aside, this is not a good look for Nick.
Goddamn I didn't realize Our Wife was so fucking goofy looking.
Was she high off her ass here or does she usually have those big fucking bugged out eyes?
 
Goddamn I didn't realize Our Wife was so fucking goofy looking.
Was she high off her ass here or does she usually have those big fucking bugged out eyes?
Who knows what she's like IRL, but she definitely goes over-expressive on camera. She's done some community theater, so maybe that's why? Or maybe it's just because she's batshit insane and overmedicated.
 
Who knows what she's like IRL, but she definitely goes over-expressive on camera. She's done some community theater, so maybe that's why? Or maybe it's just because she's batshit insane and overmedicated.
Over expressive? Bitch has a face like a fucking Kabuki mask.
 
Can't help but think that Nick made an attempt to backpedal when he saw people clicking off (300+), and when he saw that he was too late, he settled for calling them fat too (which shows how insincere his apology was in case it wasn't obvious enough).

Since Nick operates by hanging around unattractive people so that he can look good by comparison, this is now a possible explanation for why he brings Crazy-Eyes Kayla to the gay bars:
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Kidding aside, this is not a good look for Nick.
300+ people probably left after witnessing the most punchable dancing recorded in recent history. What the fuck was he even dancing to? That’s the kind of thing a scatterbrained dipshit does on Molly. It looked like an impression of ‘Night at the Roxbury’ made even worse by the fact there was zero music playing. My god is Kayla ghoulish, she looks like a Foglet from The Witcher.
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Edit: That clip did provide me with the perfect addition to the Coonjak meme.
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Nick has rationalized this in the past as having principles of some kind and not being a grifter who panders (and he's always been this way):
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There is much more evidence of Nick's laziness than his principles at this point, so feel free to disregard his excuse.

Speaking of which, what was Null going to talk about with Nick that hasn't already been covered regarding Ralph? The Killstream movie? Maybe discuss Ralph's move to Locals?

Null didn't have much to say about Ralph on MATI today, and with Nick being so late to the party (and Nick's lack of prep), the show would likely just be Null getting Nick up to speed on things, or just retreading old ground.

I'm sure Null going on Nick's show would help Nick in terms of Null bringing in content. Just not sure what Nick himself would bring to the experience at this point other than playing host (and Null doesn't need Nick for that). Just seems like a handout at this point in time.
he looks like every semite ever explaining why there's no refunds. Contempt eyes. The shifty jew side eye is still the best snap so far though. Glass in hand, heavy lidded eyes sliding to the side.
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Speaking of which, what was Null going to talk about with Nick that hasn't already been covered regarding Ralph? The Killstream movie? Maybe discuss Ralph's move to Locals?

Null didn't have much to say about Ralph on MATI today, and with Nick being so late to the party (and Nick's lack of prep), the show would likely just be Null getting Nick up to speed on things, or just retreading old ground.

I'm sure Null going on Nick's show would help Nick in terms of Null bringing in content. Just not sure what Nick himself would bring to the experience at this point other than playing host (and Null doesn't need Nick for that). Just seems like a handout at this point in time.
I mentioned this last week when Null suggested on MATI that Rekieta invite him on to talk Ralph. He also suggested other e-celebrity legal drama Nick could cover in previous recent shows. Onision, for example, was suggested. In the interim, I guess they both agreed to do the show.

Thus far I've read two competing theories:

1. Null might be trying to "save" Rekieta from slipping further into cowdom. This being sort of a lifeline.
or
2. Null might be oblivious to the fact that Rekieta has largely moved away from legal topics.

Obviously though, the correct person to ask is Null. Should he want to answer. These are just theories that have been put forward.

Regardless, one funny thing is that Spectre's pontification on this topic appears to be wrong yet again. As unofficial and unauthorized spokesperson for everybody in the universe ("we"), he was pretty adamant Nick would never cover Ralph's current legal drama.

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(Screenshot courtesy of @Ralphamaniac)

It could be a good funny show. I just hope Masterson and/or Vito don't come on to shit things up with their guntguarding and pissy attitude towards Null and the Farms.
 
I mentioned this last week when Null suggested on MATI that Rekieta invite him on to talk Ralph.
Yeah, instead he just cancelled the show. Kiwifarms' good will towards him is running really really thin.

I don't see a problem with trying to suggest an expansion of topics to stop this balldoman downward spiral since he stood by us against the tranny menaces. He's just going to blow every opportunity with his laziness.

Speaking about having guests wake up early in the morning just for a short notice cancellation? Seems like someone's willing to fill the irrelevant bifurcated crater.

Fyi, Spectre_06 is wrong. Sweep it up captain.
 
Since Nick finds himself a paragon of advice-giving, I hope he'll take mine.

Botox and stop drinking for at least one night a week.

If you really need to go after looks when you are a "lawyer" that people don't even believes practices law, are you a lawyer? From what I know and that is bare, you lose most of your cases. I would not take advice from you Nick even if I was on fire.
 
I don't see a problem with trying to suggest an expansion of topics to stop this balldoman downward spiral since he stood by us against the tranny menaces.
He did, yes. But then after the Keffals shit blew over, and his own degeneracy burst forth, he started shitting and pissing himself when this thread changed from sucking his dick 24/7. Instead it became like... well... 98% of the other threads on this site. It also became a running joke that he cared so little that people were cracking Balldo jokes that he had to remind people hourly that he didn't care.

I guess if you were being generous, you could say nothing he's said thus far is an indication he's gone outright hostile towards the Farms. Certainly not at the same level of somebody like Masterson, Ralph, Keffals, etc.
 
I mentioned this last week when Null suggested on MATI that Rekieta invite him on to talk Ralph. He also suggested other e-celebrity legal drama Nick could cover in previous recent shows. Onision, for example, was suggested. In the interim, I guess they both agreed to do the show.

Thus far I've read two competing theories:

1. Null might be trying to "save" Rekieta from slipping further into cowdom. This being sort of a lifeline.
or
2. Null might be oblivious to the fact that Rekieta has largely moved away from legal topics.

Obviously though, the correct person to ask is Null. Should he want to answer. These are just theories that have been put forward.
I remember/understand that there was an invitation to talk Ralph. Just don't know what is really left to cover given that Ralph's legal proceedings (while ongoing) are weeks old now and not much has happened recently apart from a lame Killstream movie and Ralph starting a move to Locals. Nick just dragged his feet way too much and I'm just not sure what Nick's perspective would add. Old news might be fine for onboarding newcomers, but I don't see new Nick's audience going for it the way his old audience would. That could just be my problem though, and I'm open to being surprised.

Whatever Null is trying to do, I think what some people in this thread really wanted was for Nick to put in the effort and cover Ralph's legal adventure himself, thereby following Null's example, and not for Null to come on Nick's show and help carry Nick. Not to say they can't collaborate, but it doesn't make Nick look any less lazy, and it might unintentionally make Null look like an enabler. Since Nick has said he isn't that interested in Ralph's legal trouble (specifically) in a recent stream, even when a copy of "something" pertaining to said legal trouble falls into his lap, it just comes off as very late half-hearted placation/pandering at best.

Perhaps I'm just unsure of who the collaboration is supposed to appeal to. The Locals have said repeatedly how they hate the farms and for some people on the farms it just might be a sad reminder of happier days with Nick and Null. Guess it's up to Ralph to carry the stream content-wise (as long as Ralph gets up to more than just substance-induced nap time). I would personally like Nick and Null to focus on how drinking and taking drugs recreationally have damaged Ralph's ability to create content now that all that's left is "the grift". Seems very relevant.

Also, I suppose I could reach out to Null, but I have my doubts that anything he has arranged with Nick would be set in stone anyway (case in point: Nick cancelling on Null last minute).
 
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