Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Later on, when the farms pointed out that he had forgotten to file his corporate papers and paying his fees, he said a few offhand comments about fixing it. It appears he hasn't fixed it. I think he wanted to let Rekieta Law LLC expire, but keep Rekieta Media LLC.

This kind of shit is what you call a death spiral, when one minor fuckup after another leads to a colossal shitstorm.

 

[Harvard Covington III]

Sally78​

You do u . Just saying... It be funner to have normal conversation...I know you are capable of it.

Why is this shriveled old prune Sally78 talking like a nigger? "It be funner" ...? I've noticed a couple boomers using "be" in this way lately, and I don't understand it. If they're mocking niggers, then they need to do it in a way that doesn't sound retarded in itself. Otherwise, they're just doing the "I'm pretending to be retarded" meme. And if they're trying to emulate niggers in order to be "cool," then they need to be convicted of linguistic crimes and hanged by the neck until dead (legally and governmentally).

 

[beautiful person]

Why is this shriveled old prune Sally78 talking like a nigger? "It be funner" ...? I've noticed a couple boomers using "be" in this way lately, and I don't understand it. If they're mocking niggers, then they need to do it in a way that doesn't sound retarded in itself. Otherwise, they're just doing the "I'm pretending to be retarded" meme. And if they're trying to emulate niggers in order to be "cool," then they need to be convicted of linguistic crimes and hanged by the neck until dead (legally and governmentally).

I'm more bothered by her saying "abjective" in place of "objective". And by "bothered", I mean amused.

 

[Shagedan]

Why is this shriveled old prune Sally78 talking like a nigger? "It be funner" ...? I've noticed a couple boomers using "be" in this way lately, and I don't understand it. If they're mocking niggers, then they need to do it in a way that doesn't sound retarded in itself. Otherwise, they're just doing the "I'm pretending to be retarded" meme. And if they're trying to emulate niggers in order to be "cool," then they need to be convicted of linguistic crimes and hanged by the neck until dead (legally and governmentally).

Take your Fluoxetine and read it again, it's clearly supposed to be "It'd (it would be) funner...", but the old birds are too pilled out to spell

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

This is a long-time fan and superchatter. She has shown up to at least 4 meet-ups.

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I don't ken if it is Balldo Man but it is suspiscious...

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When ETHAN RALPH is scoring burns...

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Come off it... If you cannot do a show when a United States of America president is indicted for the first time in history, you lose all rights to call yourself a commentator or news streamer.

Tbh, I'm sure that even DSP or Booger1488 would have made a more interesting stream about the (literally and figuratively) historic topic of a former President of the USA being indicted than our alcoholic shyster from MN.

 

[Harvard Covington III]

Take your Fluoxetine and read it again, it's clearly supposed to be "It'd (it would be) funner...", but the old birds are too pilled out to spell

You are dismissing the Nigger Question (NQ) far too quickly. I believe that the Nigger here is YOU!

I'm more bothered by her saying "abjective" in place of "objective". And by "bothered", I mean amused.

She's stashing the extra letters in her worn-out box.

 

[Captain Manning]

So the day Trump gets indicted this lazy piece of shit can't be bothered to do a show?

I was thinking the same thing the other night. Like, I know he hates legal analysis now, but you'd think a former President being indicted (which has never happened before in the history of the U.S.) would cause him to make an exception. You'd think the potential money alone would make it worth it.

The Rekieta cycle:

Is it about me?
If no, Is there a zero effort way to get my simps to suck my dick about it?
If no, Why am I even still talking about this?

That's true, but you'd think the second condition is satisfied, wouldn't you? It's fucking Trump. He'd make bank for very little effort. A lot of people with big(ish) legal channels will make bank for very little effort. Somebody like Legal Eagle will be wiping his ass his $100 bills by this time next week.

I think if he won't cover the Trump indictment, he's gone from lazy to ultra-lazy. It seems like the final confirmation of the death of old Rekieta and the content that put him on the social media map in the first place. Sad, but I think it's been apparent for some time now.

 

[TheButcherknight]

When ETHAN RALPH is scoring burns...

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Yet .... we know his whore purchases

 

[MudPeople]

I was thinking the same thing the other night. Like, I know he hates legal analysis now, but you'd think a former President being indicted (which has never happened before in the history of the U.S.) would cause him to make an exception. You'd think the potential money alone would make it worth it.


That's true, but you'd think the second condition is satisfied, wouldn't you? It's fucking Trump. He'd make bank for very little effort. A lot of people with big(ish) legal channels will make bank for very little effort. Somebody like Legal Eagle will be wiping his ass his $100 bills by this time next week.

I think if he won't cover the Trump indictment, he's gone from lazy to ultra-lazy. It seems like the final confirmation of the death of old Rekieta and the content that put him on the social media map in the first place. Sad, but I think it's been apparent for some time now.

I asked this before, but what is Rekieta's new brand?
He doesn't liek talking about law anymore. He seems to be ignoring current events. I think he's toning down on the sex and drug talk? Is he just going to sit in front of a camera and drink?

 

[Captain Manning]

I aksed this before, but what is Rekieta's new brand?

I have heard several people opine that he's basically angling to be a Tim Pool knockoff. Sorta like a quasi-political variety show with no real focus.

Albeit with substantially more drugs, liquor, and Balldos.

If that's true, the shops posted here of the Balldo helmet are more appropriate than people might realize. What with the jokes about Tim's beanie and all.

 

[joshua moon nigger monkey]

Nick in less than 8 months has destroyed his career which is pretty impressive. Considering he was the highest super chatted user in I think the whole platform. To a little echo chamber on socials. I am really surprised people are not making more content about it because it is fascinating, I pop in every few months but might have to make some exceptions.

Nah, vtubers top the highest super chatted channels on YouTube. Tim pool seethed over it.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

Considering he was the highest super chatted user in I think the whole platform

He was like number 8 in the US and i think just outside the top 100 for the platform. I could be mistaken on the exact numbers, but your point still stands regardless

 

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I have heard several people opine that he's basically angling to be a Tim Pool knockoff. Sorta like a quasi-political variety show with no real focus.

Albeit with substantially more drugs, liquor, and Balldos.

If that's true, the shops posted here of the Balldo helmet are more appropriate than people might realize. What with the jokes about Tim's beanie and all.

Despite being a boring fence sitting dork, Tim has an actual work ethic, Nick doesn't. I'm not sure he has any idea where he wants to go with his brand now, except for away from what he finds boring. Which is apparently almost anything that doesn't relate to him or his life.

 

[joshua moon nigger monkey]

He was like number 8 in the US and i think just outside the top 100 for the platform. I could be mistaken on the exact numbers, but your point still stands regardless

He was #8 in 2019 world wide. He didn't even make the top 100 in 2020 and beyond for world wide
Edit: his placement in US is still pretty good. He has hit top ten every year except 2020 if you only look at US.
Emily Baker is quickly catching up to him this year though.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I was thinking the same thing the other night. Like, I know he hates legal analysis now, but you'd think a former President being indicted (which has never happened before in the history of the U.S.) would cause him to make an exception. You'd think the potential money alone would make it worth it.


That's true, but you'd think the second condition is satisfied, wouldn't you? It's fucking Trump. He'd make bank for very little effort. A lot of people with big(ish) legal channels will make bank for very little effort. Somebody like Legal Eagle will be wiping his ass his $100 bills by this time next week.

I think if he won't cover the Trump indictment, he's gone from lazy to ultra-lazy. It seems like the final confirmation of the death of old Rekieta and the content that put him on the social media map in the first place. Sad, but I think it's been apparent for some time now.

He's fried his brain or the Rittenhouse and Depp trials broke it. I remember him getting up every day for the trial then only very reluctantly canceling a night show or cutting 2 hours off of it.

Where is THAT Nick?

 

[Kopasea]

He's fried his brain or the Rittenhouse and Depp trials broke it. I remember him getting up every day for the trial then only very reluctantly canceling a night show or cutting 2 hours off of it.

Where is THAT Nick?

Now that he's not reliant on streaming for the money (except to check off the boxes of his Rumble contract), why would he bother with a work ethic?

On a side note, why would Rumble ever sign a contract that guarantees a streamers income?

 

[Not Who You Think]

That's true, but you'd think the second condition is satisfied, wouldn't you? It's fucking Trump. He'd make bank for very little effort. A lot of people with big(ish) legal channels will make bank for very little effort. Somebody like Legal Eagle will be wiping his ass his $100 bills by this time next week.

I think if he won't cover the Trump indictment, he's gone from lazy to ultra-lazy. It seems like the final confirmation of the death of old Rekieta and the content that put him on the social media map in the first place. Sad, but I think it's been apparent for some time now.

Nick has rationalized this in the past as having principles of some kind and not being a grifter who panders (and he's always been this way):

There is much more evidence of Nick's laziness than his principles at this point, so feel free to disregard his excuse.

Speaking of which, what was Null going to talk about with Nick that hasn't already been covered regarding Ralph? The Killstream movie? Maybe discuss Ralph's move to Locals?

Null didn't have much to say about Ralph on MATI today, and with Nick being so late to the party (and Nick's lack of prep), the show would likely just be Null getting Nick up to speed on things, or just retreading old ground.

I'm sure Null going on Nick's show would help Nick in terms of Null bringing in content. Just not sure what Nick himself would bring to the experience at this point other than playing host (and Null doesn't need Nick for that). Just seems like a handout at this point in time.

 

[joshua moon nigger monkey]

Now that he's not reliant on streaming for the money (except to check off the boxes of his Rumble contract), why would he bother with a work ethic?

On a side note, why would Rumble ever sign a contract that guarantees a streamers income?

Same reason Microsoft gave millions to ninja, they are hoping their audience follows over to their platform.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Hopefully Potentially Criminal will be covering it. He's in Ohio, and far more based than Rackets will ever be.

He covered it last week. Sometimes he covers 100 things on his weekly show
https://www.youtube.com/live/phkp_dJ_ZaY?feature=share