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There is a nonzero chance it contains semen/vaginal secretion and or urine of kitchen staff.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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There is a nonzero chance it contains semen/vaginal secretion and or urine of kitchen staff.
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I'm not sure any mortal could manage to nut while thinking of Jack in any capacity, so my moneys on urine.
Lord Quackers
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Why would no one buy it at such a low price? I'm presuming the area isn't great?
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Feel like stroke brain ate his eggs and doesn't realize he ate them.
Like Partrick when he eats his chocolate bar in that spongebob episode.
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Imagine the fucking smell doing the walkthrough in that place. Would you buy a home that smells constantly of old chicken and unwashed dog?
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The real estate market is cooling down from the post-COVID mania. Prices are dropping in many markets. Sellers were pricing at 2021-early 2022 levels but not finding takers as mortgage rates have doubled from the low and many buyers expect prices to keep dropping further, which has caused the number of sales to plummet.
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If it is gravy in the container, lazy ass Jack is probably just pissed that he has to make it himself, also with only one semi good arm, he can't cut the bread.
Low price? In an area with new construction priced not much higher or sometimes lower, homes that have been sitting on the market for months at a time, and being kind of in the middle of nowhere as a suburban borefest unless you really consider half an hour from Nashville, TN to really be worth a shit, this is low to you? That city has a handful of stripmalls(one with a weird hallway connector to a church), a couple of big box stores, a couple golf courses, and nothing of any interest.
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Yeah I'm replying to myself. I just noticed that in the first picture there's 2 pieces of sausage. In the 2nd pic the sausages and half the bread is gone. He could have easily used the bread and bacon to make a sandwich and still have sausages left over. Even discouting the oatmeal or gravy, that's more than a lot of people will get to eat calorie wise all day. But Jacko still wants MOAR. What a fucking glutton.
I'm guessing they scraped the powdered eggs off the plate and it was just taking a little longer to cook his preferred egg style.
Jack is surprisingly bitchy about eggs. And frequently incorrect.
Jack is surprisingly bitchy about eggs. And frequently incorrect.
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Many families have stopped buying eggs because of the price. But this fat fuck wants like 8 for breakfast.
More and more people on Jack's FB are calling out his shit, and he is too lazy to respond. But hey he's able to go out to see another shit tier movie and eat a pound of popcorn and drink a gallon of soda.
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He's a completely gimped loser who can't even get out of bed. A team of professionals are trying to save him from himself.
He cries like a baby and screams for MOAR MEEEEEEEEAT!
If gluttony is a sin, when he goes to Hell, he should be made its chief demon.
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Why would he go see a movie like D&D? It's exactly the type of movie that hardcore Christians ignore because of witchcraft and the occult.
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*video opens with Jack's eyes at 1:15 and 11* "Hi guise, Imba just want to gib you my rebew of the new Dumjens and Dagrons movie." *right eye begins attempting to track the nearest Starlink satellite* "Um, I weely liked it, it had some stubf that I theel like they HAB to put in there, you know whut I mean, bud it was FUNneep, it had a lot of JOKES, and I hab a weely good time." *thin stream of drool dots 6XL tee-shirt* "Ib gonnga give it a Bee-Plus. Okpay guise, untiln eck tibe."
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Hard on for Chris Pine.
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Mileage may vary but most Christians don't really care anymore. Most of the "Christians" that actually care about that shit converted in their 30s and browbeat the duck out of normies and we hate them.
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Reading Jack's FB is making me believe in karma.
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Jack probably barely understands what D&D is and is too brain fried to connect it to its earlier historical concerns. He just sees dumb actiony movie, and the consoomer part of his brain fragments activates. And he's probably desperate for excuses to get out of the nursing home - Jack's always going on about himself, his brand is 'him', he thinks people care about him. Folks like that don't tend to do well with weeks of near isolation, whatever the circumstances.
I'd say he wants to stretch his legs, but I guess that's not gonna be on the table any longer. Much like his legs.
I'd say he wants to stretch his legs, but I guess that's not gonna be on the table any longer. Much like his legs.
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I can't imagine the mechanics of trying to wheel this retard around town. It almost makes me mad about the Americans With Disabilities Act that it allows fat scumbags like this access to things they should be deprived of as a punishment for their sin of gluttony.
He's just an armless, legless bitching machine at this point.
TestTubePuppy
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That's easy to figure out! The attendant saw the slip saying take this breakfast to Jack and ate part of his breakfast on the way just to fuck with him.