Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Nothing would stop him from Karening but a blanket party.

"Remember it's just a bad dream fat boy"

 

[TheGuntinator]

Opiate addiction arc ho! EDIT: Damn, Ninja'd. Let me say though that it's a new level of horrifying, the idea of having intense pain in your head after your fifth stroke, and all this asshole can think to do is complain. Fucker should be begging his god for forgiveness on destroying his own body.

At this point, he shouldn't be praying for mercy, he should be praying for death. "Dear God, you'vemade your point. Put me on the fast track to the BBQ dimension, and I'llstop pressing the prayer buzzer."

Smells like another stroke (Mighty Number Six?) is happening . Jack speedruns through life like a pro.

Smells like burnt toast.

This is getting boring. Can't they just overdose fatty on morphine.

It would cost less morphine to pay a junkie to do it for them

 

[Preciate it youtube]

A little more speculation to quell the boredom: Maybe he's finally going home? He's been saying "later this week" for about 3 weeks now. Maybe Tammy finally found him a Haitian nanny.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

In any case, I can't wait to see the decline in quality when he starts posting vids (and he will, by god). He will be Nikocado Avocado but completely unironically.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

In any case, I can't wait to see the decline in quality when he starts posting vids (and he will, by god). He will be Nikocado Avocado but completely unironically.

I'm calling it now, Jack will never walk or post another video again. Four strokes and two heart attacks.

In the end, the entire point of our nation and the incredible industrial and medical technologies we've discovered serve one purpose. To stuff Jack with fried meat until he's crippled from overeating, and then to provide heroic medical care until he gracelessly expires.

 

[SandyCat]

I'm calling it now, Jack will never walk or post another video again. Four strokes and two heart attacks.

In the end, the entire point of our nation and the incredible industrial and medical technologies we've discovered serve one purpose. To stuff Jack with fried meat until he's crippled from overeating, and then to provide heroic medical care until he gracelessly expires.

I've seen people born without arms / legs or even both doing shit like playing video games, painting and all sorts of other stuff and they were good at it too. I want to say Jack could probably work around his stroke limbs if he can use a phone still. But on the other hand he seems like the type to sit and complain rather than actually put in the time and effort to learn how to work around his shitty situation.

But I'm still hoping we see a cooking with jack 4th stroke edition

 

[biggacracka]

I want to say Jack could [...] work

Ain't happening, ever

 

[ZipDisk]

I'm guessing the home had a "Cut the shit" meeting with the Scalfani's. Jack for his behavior, Tammy for telling him to jump the care schedule by calling their business line.
Like holy shit, that's for the guy who delivers the paper towel and soap, Not a dedicated "JACK COMPLAINT LINE".

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm guessing the home had a "Cut the shit" meeting with the Scalfani's. Jack for his behavior, Tammy for telling him to jump the care schedule by calling their business line.

Calling the first number listed on Google when you search a facility because your clinician wasn't there immediately--that's Karen 101, and smartphones these days make it easy to do with only a few of your marbles. Jack got the receptionist, who called to the floor and told them Jack was calling, and the staff maybe toileted Jack ahead of someone in a brief who could keep.

Horrible experiences to think about: you have an old lady who calls her family whenever anything isn't to her liking. Mom activates the family phone tree and Daughter A is transferred to you, on the floor, to rant for 30 minutes. When she's finally done, you can catch up helping her mother as well as all the other mothers again--and Daughter B calls and complains that her mom's call light has been going off this whole time and nobody's helped her. She also wants to be the sole focus of your attention for 30 minutes, and no, Management will not step in.

It usually takes a lot worse behavior than that (and over a longer period of time) for a behavioral care plan. Jack's not even trying to start a hashtagged movement about how mean that particular facility is by name, so even if the admin is Internet-literate, they're not going to bring down the hammer.

My money is on Jack having had a care conference, but one that deals with his rehab days running out, his progress this far, and what he and the missus want to do next. Between the two of them, they can probably summon a tiny, brief moment of understanding.

Maybe Tammy snapped at Jack about not wanting to hear about his mashed potatoes for once, how about a picture of him standing. She's about to become the mom working extra to put her kid through college debt-free, and Jack just texted her that he changed his major to Philosophy a semester ago.

 

[ZipDisk]

Didn't he essentially hashtag shithouse the facility from day one? I can't remember a single positive post from him, aside from "They let him watch south park".

 

[Polska krowa]

Don't buy into the idea that they've asked him to stop posting about the home. Knowing Jack he'd probably post some snarky response about being silenced and having his liberties taken (I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA etc).

My guess is that he's probably had bad news re: his progress. I'm guessing he's either been told that they think he needs to stay longer (I think Jack would probably post about this, though), or that they don't think he'll make any progress/walk again. They may have chastised him about his progress, but Jack would definitely post about that and blame his PT.

 

[ZipDisk]

I don't think he would. Jack has always been cagey about medical stuff, and the whole "Two heart attacks, four strokes" stuff comes from his most histironic son (Jr) and worse, it was a game of telephone from his least liked son (Garret).

Jack has only ever admitted to medical issues when they are visibly evident. He's been bitchy about not being able to stand up. Maybe they told him his legs are dead, and he won't be standing up again, ever. That honestly would not be surprising.

 

[TestTubePuppy]

If he was calling reception every time he wanted something, a staffer probably misplaced his phone charger for him.

 

[Frog Man]

There's a guy at my gym who is 80 who does powerlifting. Guy is in far better shape than Jack.

I just saw a homeless dude shit in the street recently and he's doing better than Jack.

 

[finklerXCX]

I just saw a homeless dude shit in the street recently and he's doing better than Jack.

Frankly, a rotting raccoon carcass is doing better than Jack.

 

[Sonic T]

Damn it, he isn't dead yet. Although it looks like they really half-assed his breakfast. That's fucking funny.

 

[Polska krowa]

I don't think he would. Jack has always been cagey about medical stuff, and the whole "Two heart attacks, four strokes" stuff comes from his most histironic son (Jr) and worse, it was a game of telephone from his least liked son (Garret).

Jack has only ever admitted to medical issues when they are visibly evident. He's been bitchy about not being able to stand up. Maybe they told him his legs are dead, and he won't be standing up again, ever. That honestly would not be surprising.

He's been cagey about what the root cause is, not the medical issues. The rest of this isn't true, too. His old blog about his first potential stroke and being told he has high blood pressure are very open about what he was told, he just denies the validity of both

 

[Staffy]

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Damn it, he isn't dead yet. Although it looks like they really half-assed his breakfast. That's fucking funny.

I'm thinking that he got a time out just like a little child.

 

[Tiresome]

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Damn it, he isn't dead yet. Although it looks like they really half-assed his breakfast. That's fucking funny.

Oh look, Jack got a tub of chewing gum, laden with artificial sweeteners. That excuse lasted real quick. Also, you already had all your eggs for the next two weeks, fatty. And you should never touch butter again, because in case you forgot, you can't stand up.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

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Damn it, he isn't dead yet. Although it looks like they really half-assed his breakfast. That's fucking funny.

You got sausage, bacon, and toast, plus whatever else is covered. Why are you bitching, fatty?