Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

I'm Just A Worm said:
Take a look at these moobs and tell me with a straight face this nigga is 200. LOL! His right tit is protruding so far out it’s covering George Takei’s fucking shoulder. He’s built like a fridge made of jello.

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George almost fits inside Shane:
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Why does Shane not simply eat the Kiwi Farms?
 
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Sumptinsfuckey said:
Lets not get crazy here. Have you seen her? I mean yeah, she could do better than shane, but that's about as low a bar as you can get. Hell even Fatricks wife is more of a "catch"
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If you're so fat that you don't know where the vagina ends and the gunt begins it time to call it for the sake of humanity.

 
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Uh, let's just be clear here. Shane is probably only a fan of Nu Trek/Fake Trek, not REAL Trek. Fake Trek is all about pandering to Twitter. REAL Trek is all about Captain Kirk saving the universe while banging green space chicks who look like Yvonne Craig. "Kirk" rhymes with "work," something else Shane and other Twitter morons apparently aren't into.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
George almost fits inside Shane:
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Based Futurama Enjoyers, Rise Up.

Another funny thing is that Shane in this picture suffers from what gym bros call “Invisible Lat Syndrome”. Basically where you act as if there is massive muscle around your lat area when there is little or none, leading to strange levitating of the arms and bizarre postures. Funny example here.

Shane is doing this too, but as a morbidly obese man. Notice how his right arm juts out seeming resting on nothing - he’s subconsciously trying to look “bigger” but he just looks strange. At the same time, he’s attempting to square his shoulders - but since he’s not used to standing straight, and his body is unbalanced from obesity, he over compensates the shoulder pull-back and his gut and Bitch tits shoot forward. You can practically see the point of contact where Shame’s bloated gut physically pushes George Takei away.

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TLDR: Shane is fat.
 
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There's something particularly sad about a man past his twenties shoplifting petty shit. I don't know why it's so consistent, what is such a thing an expression of? Is it just a rush from a listless, uneventful life? A desperate grasp for control when one feels exiled from the rest of society? These doods should be mercy killed.
 
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Tiem Cahp said:
There's something particularly sad about a man past his twenties shoplifting petty shit. I don't know why it's so consistent, what is such a thing an expression of? Is it just a rush from a listless, uneventful life? A desperate grasp for control when one feels exiled from the rest of society? These doods should be mercy killed.
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I don't know what it is. But I can't see any way to ignore this record, when assessing his disability situation. Based only on his public statements and my medical training (sex ed health class taught by my grade 10 gym teacher), his problems are (at most) the exaggerated symptoms of being a lazy fat turd.

So he's upgraded from stealing a candy bar, to stealing the equivalent of 1000 candy bars / month from taxpayers.

The problem is that there's no incentive for him to lose weight, or be honest about his health, or try to get a job. In my jurisdiction (and probably most of north america) there are just no consequences for people on welfare and public disability.

My buddy has to deal with constant shoplifting at his work and he says they've all on disability, all perfectly able-bodied with no apparent reason they can't work, they're totally immune from fines, immune from being sued, zero chance that their disability cheques will be stopped or garnished no matter what they do.

He also says that every single time, as he's kicking them off the property, they threaten to come back and kill him. And often they rant that their cousin is a biker, or their best friend's a fed, or that they're retired special forces, so my buddy better spend the rest of his life in fear because he's made a powerful enemy this day.

I'm seeing a lot of the same antisocial, sociopathic, and delusional tendencies in Mr. Butterball here.
 
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Kiwifarms poster trying to intimidate the subject of a thread who is said to have been assaulted with a butter knife. @EpikDotCom @TerraHost @cosmicguard @globalntt @GTTCOMM @VSYShost @cmg0xfe Why do you continue to keep the web’s most notorious stalking forum online?
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These two should team up. Only way to bring down the farms
 
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Kiwi Farms user threatens forum subject by posting pictures of knives.

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The subject is a man named Shane Nokes who claims that his babysitter shoved a butterknife up his ass when he was a child. As a result of having a knife shoved up his ass he claims to have PTSD whenever he sees a butter knife. While a retard indeed posted pictures of himself holding butter knives it was done so in a mocking manner rather than a threatening one as the majority of claims Shane has made ranging from his career to his ethnicity have been proven to be pathological lies he made up to win Twitter arguments against teenagers.


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Shane Nokes had a butterknife shoved up his ass.

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The claim itself that a babysitter shoved a knife up his ass has yet to be verified and there are no known news articles or publicly available information about such an egregious event occuring. Given the subject's track record of being a pathological liar, we find it to be nothing more than a fabrication until actual documentation (lawsuit, news article, police record, medical record, picture of scarred anus as it is now) corroborates this claim.
 
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UtopiaGuy said:
Uh, let's just be clear here. Shane is probably only a fan of Nu Trek/Fake Trek, not REAL Trek. Fake Trek is all about pandering to Twitter. REAL Trek is all about Captain Kirk saving the universe while banging green space chicks who look like Yvonne Craig. "Kirk" rhymes with "work," something else Shane and other Twitter morons apparently aren't into.
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Wonder why he got a picture taken with Takei instead of one of the others?

Because he’s such a giant fag that he thought he’s cool?

Or because he couldn’t afford getting a picture taken with a Shatner or one of the others?
 
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