Christians took a massive L on D&D, basically scorching their influence just about everywhere. The ones old enough to have seen it happen are embarassed and act like it didnt happen, while the younger ones grew up on video games with much more depth and engagement than pen and paper tabletop games.
well it's half what I paid for my house per sq foot. Like i said, it must be the area.
I think he meant to say applaud there maybe.
It would be funny if this is an April Fools joke from the staff and give him vegetables the next day.
That actually makes sense. Both he and Hammy can admire him and wish he was the one they were married to.
I'm just going to go out on a limb and say he's mushbraining again and wanted to say "applaud" but because he doesn't type and uses speech to text and can't be bothered to fix anything he just let it go.
Oh that would be funny. Give him a vegan breakfast tomorrow.
Yeah, I figured he meant applaud, but I just don't get people that can't use auto correct or at least look at what they're about to fucking post.
Christ on a cracker, he's STILL in rehab? The staff must be so sick of him that they're willing to let him eat himself to death.
Gotta strike a delicate balance that maximizes defilement, yet isn’t so much that it makes Jack sick. If he gets sick, it defeats the purpose and is a failure, because now the staff is stuck with cleaning up Lazy Man’s diarrhea and vomit, which I doubt they want to do (and y’all just *know* Jack would make no attempt to get to a toilet/wastebasket- he’d just let it out).
He’s a useless, non-ambulatory blob rotting in a nursing home. What else does he have to look forward to? Outside of MOAR FÜD, those movie trips are probably among the last joys in his life. Perhaps he’s more willing now to see movies he’d not normally see, just so he can get out.
Those orange slices obviously went untouched.
It's funny because he physically can't applaud.
It's because he's a lazy mushbrain. He was pulling stuff like this even before his previous stroke that cripped his arm and made his right leg useless. Before then he could type but just never did.
Which is a shame. They were one of the healthiest things on that plate.
The sound of one hand clapping.
That egg yolk is probably 30% jizz.
They should just give him several burgers from Heart Attack Grill every day, along with one of their butter milkshakes.
Jack would still claim the portions were too small. Also he would never go to the "dirty" part of Vegas. He sticks to upstanding places like Tahiti Village.
To be fair, most humans wouldn't either. Unless they found a full pay jacks-or-better machine, but those are rare as hen's teeth.
