Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Falcon Sebben]

Paying a woman to shut up about your affair isn't a crime Shane. At most you'll get is a misdemeanor charge for lying about the expenses. The Left are just making a big deal out of something men do all the time. They just don't like Trump and has to be punished for it more than any regular man because Orange Man Bad.

It's actually that he used campaign funds to pay her. That's the crime. Had he paid her out of his own pocket or used other money from some shell corporation he owned nobody would be talking about it today.

Going to the gym is also good for meeting friends or at least be around people who will be a positive influence in your life. It's rare to find someone who's degrading you because you're fat and there. Such people tend to be run off because no one wants such assholes at their gym. At least that's always been what I've noticed at every gym I've been to. If he doesn't want to hit the gym, do some crossfit. Flip some 200lb tires to start. My oldest does that daily now.

The only people that make fun of others at the gym are douchebags unless the person in question is being a complete and utter tard and has been told numerous times to stop trying to pick up the ladies. If they're going to the gym they're trying to improve themselves. They're working on losing weight, getting swole or just strengthening their heart.

You just know a fatass like Porkins here would act like he's hot shit and try to give everybody pointers on their form because he saw a youtube video once and is now an expert.

She works and is likely in school given his reference to Spring Break. Can you imagine? A decent hardworking woman wasted on Shame?

We've seen pictures of her. Porkins is possibly the best she can do.

also chalk up one for being shit at lying - if you could legitimately leg press 800 lb without giving yourself a coronary, you'd have leg muscles like cantaloupes, made from tungsten fibre

It's like back in the... I want to say early 2000's, Pat Robertson the host of the 700 Club claimed that he was able to do 2000 pound leg presses. There was a video of it on the page doing I think two reps but his range of motion was pathetic. He barely let it go and then pushed it back up. When big strong burly men tend to top out at less than half that there's no way that Pat was lifting that much with actual form or anything. So it's even less likely that Porkins is lifting 800 pounds with his chubby legs.

Wait wait wait wait...hold up. I can't believe he posted this. How the hell do you get insecure about your enjoyment of a media franchise? Are you serious? What, had to prove how big a fan he was by showing that he did indeed meet Shatner?

It's because the mean old Orchards maligned his lack of funds to be able to be pictured with William Shatner and had to settle for George Takei. So he needs to post ALL his Trek pictures to show that he's such a moneybags he's able to drop... however much it is to get digital pictures taken with celebrities.

Personally, unless you have money to burn or you're a complete autist, I can think of better ways to spend your cash.

 

[Spunt]

The Star Trek fandom is seething with paedophiles, more so than any other franchise save maybe some of the worst depths of anime. If you go to a trek convention, you will probably literally rub shoulders with dozens of them:

Pedophilia and Star Trek

If you're a pedophile, odds are you've watched a lot of Star Trek.

www.huffpost.com

Shane called us "Pedo Simps" because someone made something up about Null on that most trustworthy of news sites, Encyclopedia Dramatica. Whereas there has been scientific studies proving the link between Star Trek and paedos, see above.

Given how much Shane likes to project his own failings onto others, perhaps he has something he would like to share with the class?

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

It's actually that he used campaign funds to pay her. That's the crime. Had he paid her out of his own pocket or used other money from some shell corporation he owned nobody would be talking about it today.

If I'm not mistaken it's that he didn't classify the pay-off as a campaign expense and instead classified it as a legal expense on his taxes. Which just sounds like a mistake, and a mistake that I can pretty much guarantee he had no input on because there's zero chance that he does his own taxes. I would put pretty much any amount of money on what actually happened being that his team of accountants/tax lawyers just looked at the payments made to various firms/lawyers, tallied them up, and marked them as legal expenses without realizing that some chunk of it was technically a repayment of a settlement that Cohen had paid out of his own pocket in furtherance of Trump's presidential run

I haven't seen any allegations at all that there was something nefarious about the means of procurement of the money that was used for the payment. That would likely be a felony, and the overwhelming majority of the charges are misdemeanors with just one felony. The speculated felony that I've heard that they were trying to tag him with was conspiracy to commit tax fraud, not embezzlement or misappropriation

Feel free to tag me late/dumb if I'm wrong because I don't really care to keep up with it but this is what I've absorbed through osmosis because it feels like it's all anyone is talking about regarding him

 

[ScooterL]

Why does this guy constantly look like he just shit his pants lmfaooooo

Fecal incontinence is common among inactive fatties like Shane.

 

[UtopiaGuy]

The question no one is asking is... just what did Shane do that was so annoying it prompted his babysitter to threaten to shove a butter knife up his ass? I say "threaten" because I don't believe for an instant any silverware sodomy ever really happened. But what did Shane do to frustrate the babysitter to the point where she'd threaten him with that in order to get him to shut up and behave? I mean, even at four years old (if he isn't lying about his age at the time), he must have been a pretty shitty person. That's if there was even ever a verbal threat, which again, may never have happened in the first place.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

The question no one is asking is... just what did Shane do that was so annoying it prompted his babysitter to threaten to shove a butter knife up his ass? I say "threaten" because I don't believe for an instant any silverware sodomy ever really happened. But what did Shane do to frustrate the babysitter to the point where she'd threaten him with that in order to get him to shut up and behave? I mean, even at four years old (if he isn't lying about his age at the time), he must have been a pretty shitty person. That's if there was even ever a verbal threat, which again, may never have happened in the first place.

Shane asked her to butter his buns

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Shane sounds like the kind of guy who heard the phrase "The Internet is serious business" and believed that it was true.

 

[HarveyMCR]

No fucking way

 

[DiggieSmalls]

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No fucking way

so he has the power to be a fat faggot?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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No fucking way

So why is he making sure that people know Patrick can't write characters worth shit than?

 

[UtopiaGuy]

"Me own trolls! Haw haw haw! Me win!"

Shane, please get counseling, or at the very least, a clue.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

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No fucking way

Nice spelling, retard.

Also, I have no idea if this is a Shame tweet or something Harvey faked, because I don’t care.

Edit: So I guess it’s real. He mentioned the Porcine One. Doesn’t this mean that Shame is now an atalker? I don’t like this development, not at all…

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

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No fucking way

Bwahahahahhh. This fat fuck is now pretending to be a character invented by the lowcow who his defense of brought him to our attention in the first place!?!?!?

Oh my god, I am literally laughing out loud as I type this.

Oh Shane, truly you are the King of Cows!

 

[AnOminous]

It was all, like, a social experiment.

He's still a fat retard.

 

[Need4Sneed]

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No fucking way

 

[Broadside]

We have bullied Shane into being a Patposter. Based.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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Nice spelling, retard.

Also, I have no idea if this is a Shame tweet or something Harvey faked, because I don’t care.

Edit: So I guess it’s real. He mentioned the Porcine One. Doesn’t this mean that Shame is now an atalker? I don’t like this development, not at all…

He's trying to be authentic as possible.

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Shane "I was only pretending to be retarded"

 

[AnOminous]

Shane "I was only pretending to be retarded"

It will never cease to be funny when an actual retard pretends to be retarded while never grasping the fact that he is, in fact, even more retarded than he was pretending to be.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It will never cease to be funny when an actual retard pretends to be retarded while never grasping the fact that he is, in fact, even more retarded than he was pretending to be.

 

[A Sunset]

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I literally thought @HarveyMC photoshopped the original tweet as a joke. WTF?

Shame, you have time to set up and write autistic shit like this, and that’s time you could have been using looking for a job. Or going to the gym.

However, even Shame enjoys writing as the fat faggot with bitch tits known as Fatrick S. Porklinson. Too bad Shame defended him and the pedophilia of the SFWA, his Patposting is nullified.