Killstream The Movie - The Ralphamovie, featuring May in a bikini

I can't believe how permanently poor Ralph is, even when making $200K a year. Seeing Meigh in her wedding dress eating White Castle sent my sides into orbit. How does Ralph fuck his finances up this badly? Is this just genuinely his idea of what a high-class lifestyle is?

"If I had twice the money, that just means double the White Castle, bitch! 5 star days!"
He’s such a southern wigger he didn’t even go to In-n-Out. What a silly git.
 
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I can't believe how permanently poor Ralph is, even when making $200K a year. Seeing Meigh in her wedding dress eating White Castle sent my sides into orbit. How does Ralph fuck his finances up this badly? Is this just genuinely his idea of what a high-class lifestyle is?

"If I had twice the money, that just means double the White Castle, bitch! 5 star days!"
99.5% of "his" money goes to vices. The other .5% goes to his family and legal disputes
 
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This physique is not normal, even for the most obese amerifat. It's almost like most of his excess fat is going directly to the gunt and it's starting to sag even more. Someone get this man a mobility scooter.

Nah he’s still fat, he’s just deflated. Here he is at one of the AFPACs

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It's funny how perfect this movie is for a millstream movie.
0 effort, there's no trimming of clips, no audio mixing, no brightness correction, no voice over.
Plenty of repetition
Shouting at his enemies
Breaking dvro
Generally being a pest to all those around him

Still the biggest part that stands out is that it would take me an afternoon as a novice at video editing to put what he put together.
 
What really gets me in this retardation of a "MoViE" is how they (miss)treat Rozy.

How they let her on the beach no sunscreen or hat on.
Why isn't she in a fullcover swimsuit?

She's in a carseat almost every time we see her, more often than not turned away from them.
They never put the cover up, she never gets any privacy and constant light in her face.

Dragging her around everywhere, day and night, loud music BLASTING.

The Elvis impersonatier cares more about rozy at the wedding than Mantsu and Pig.

Yeah, she, mantsu, drinks constantly and she breastfeed.

They never talk or interact w her. Sure, meigh talks to her maybe 10 minutes all n all...

They never show her "talk". 1yr Olds are supposed to blabber away doing baby sounds. She just stares emptily with that seven mile stare.

Ok, I can go on and on but I fucking hate these people. They have NO parenting instinct, AT ALL.
They just suck!
I'll stop my sperg now but fuck, I hope Rozy flee their neglect as soon as she can.

Edit: words are hard and clarification
 
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What really gets me in this retardation of a "MoViE" is how they (miss)treat Rozy.

How they let her on the beach no sunscreen or hat on.
Why isn't she in a fullcover swimsuit?

She's in a carseat almost every time we see her, more often than not turned away from them.
They never put the cover up, she never gets any privacy and constant light in her face.

Dragging her around everywhere, day and night, loud music BLASTING.

The Elvis impersonatier cares more about rozy at the wedding than Mantsu and Pig.

Yeah, she, mantsu, drinks constantly and she breastfeed.

They never talk or interact w her. Sure, meigh talks to her maybe 10 minutes all n all...

They never show her "talk". 1yr Olds are supposed to blabber away doing baby sounds. She just stares emptily with that seven mile stare.

Ok, I can go on and on but I fucking hate these people. They have NO parenting instinct, AT ALL.
They just suck!
I'll stop my sperg now but fuck, I hope Rozy flee their neglect as soon as she can.

Edit: words are hard and clarification
A lil OT, but I’ve got a coworker who’s very obviously a genetic dead-end—she is stinky, does not brush her teeth or comb her hair, is a neurotic munchie living in hoarded squalor, does not understand basic rules of polite society like “don’t cough into other peoples’ faces,” etc. Anyway, she had two kids regardless and they are both in their 30s, still living with her in her dilapidated house with no running water, and are too socially crippled to go outside.

This is the fate of all of Ralph’s children. Best not to fret too much about it.
 
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