Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Twitter Is Cancer]

About Rekieta wearing shorts and the rest of the nonsense lies he is telling, one of his open complaints is about his "attire" but I think he either hasn't read the complaint properly (or at all) or they've sent him back general questions about his "attire" from the avalanche of complaints they've received. Either way Rekieta is a liar, and a bad liar.
Remember when people thought this dweeb's drunken rants were amusing or cute?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I think this got taken out of Elissa’s video. Nick says:

-Montegraph has been called a pedophile for over a decade by many people.

-Monty has lost a lawsuit in which he sued for defamation when someone called him a pedophile.

-The reason Monty lost that lawsuit was because “EVERYBODY THINKS MONTEGRAPH IS A PEDOPHILE!!!”


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But that isn’t true. Montegraph was representing himself, botched it, & the case was dismissed. There is more info in the Montegraph thread OP, but here is the reason according to Null.


From the Elissa video regarding the claim that Schneider was mad about Nick wearing shorts:

-Nick says he didn’t see Schneider that day, only his “assistant or whatever”, later called Schneider’s “clerk”. The person’s specific title aside, how could Schneider opine that a shorts clad Nick “doesn’t look like a real lawyer” if, according to Nick himself, Schneider never saw him? Why would Nick wearing shorts even make Schneider “so mad”?

-So the assistant told Schneider who then told an unmentioned third party who then told Nick? Or…? How did Nick learn this unlikely information? Unless it came from Schneider himself how does he know it is correct?

-About the day with the shorts, Nick said “I walked into his office once. I was representing a client against him. Only one time!” … “I think I was just dropping, I think, if I remember right, I was serving him, a response to interrogatories.”

-Then Nick says the only reason he walked into Schneider’s office wearing shorts was to have the clerk sign acceptance of his interrogatories. (Nick’s own in the Monty suit)

-Which is it? Was he in Schneider’s office on behalf of a client or for himself? (And it has been a good long while since Nick has had “a client”)

-He said it was “summertime”. The Montegraph lawsuit is from Dec. 2022. It would not have been summertime if he was there to drop off anything for himself in the Monty case.

The case where he was opposed to Schneider was referenced in this post in the lawlsuit thread:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/steve-...eta-rekieta-law-llc-2023.143950/post-15080552

The case was filed with Nick as representation on August 6th, so the 'summer' might work if Nick responded quickly. He supposedly withdrew on December 15th according to a notice he put to the court in March of the following year. Both documents are attached here for reference.

 

[Captain Manning]

I think this got taken out of Elissa’s video. Nick says:

-Montegraph has been called a pedophile for over a decade by many people.

-Monty has lost a lawsuit in which he sued for defamation when someone called him a pedophile.

-The reason Monty lost that lawsuit was because “EVERYBODY THINKS MONTEGRAPH IS A PEDOPHILE!!!”


Your browser is not able to display this video.

But that isn’t true. Montegraph was representing himself, botched it, & the case was dismissed. There is more info in the Montegraph thread OP, but here is the reason according to Null.

This is why you shut the fuck up whenever you're sued. He knows this and has likely told clients the same thing. You don't defend against a defamation suit by committing potentially more defamation and leading the trier of fact to believe the plaintiff might actually have a leg to stand on. Unfortunately, Nick seems hell bent on turning this into a circus for views and superchats, and to pump up a crowdfunding campaign he doesn't even need.

From the Elissa video regarding the claim that Schneider was mad about Nick wearing shorts:

-Nick says he didn’t see Schneider that day, only his “assistant or whatever”, later called Schneider’s “clerk”. The person’s specific title aside, how could Schneider opine that a shorts clad Nick “doesn’t look like a real lawyer” if, according to Nick himself, Schneider never saw him? Why would Nick wearing shorts even make Schneider “so mad”?

-So the assistant told Schneider who then told an unmentioned third party who then told Nick? Or…? How did Nick learn this unlikely information? Unless it came from Schneider himself how does he know it is correct?

-About the day with the shorts, Nick said “I walked into his office once. I was representing a client against him. Only one time!” … “I think I was just dropping, I think, if I remember right, I was serving him, a response to interrogatories.”

-Then Nick says the only reason he walked into Schneider’s office wearing shorts was to have the clerk sign acceptance of his interrogatories. (Nick’s own in the Monty suit)

-Which is it? Was he in Schneider’s office on behalf of a client or for himself? (And it has been a good long while since Nick has had “a client”)

-He said it was “summertime”. The Montegraph lawsuit is from Dec. 2022. It would not have been summertime if he was there to drop off anything for himself in the Monty case.

Whatever actually happened that day, I have to say that a fight over what Nick was wearing is exceptional gay. In the actual definition of the term. Fashion faux pases are something gay men and women would have a quarrel over. What is this bullshit? This whole situation is way more absurd than it really should be. A guy who literally fucks watermelons sues Nick, and Nick somehow manages to look stupid too. I can't even.

 

[AltisticRight]

Frivolous ethics complaints, what a nice touch. Maybe also contact CloudFlare to cease DDoS protection, because why not?

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Frivolous ethics complaints, what a nice touch. Maybe also contact CloudFlare to cease DDoS protection, because why not?

Frivolous is the perfect word for this dweeb. I hope his father feels deep shame every day for tolerating this circus and is devastated to think of his family line ruined not only by his degenerate son but by the grifting bug eyed whore he married. This "ethics complaint" sideshow and the montegraph case are just illustrations of the same nonsense Rekieta has always dealt with. Ty Bear with Vic Lasagna, the Depp posturing, the hostility to real lawyers doing real lawyers things, cosying up to a nigger and now coomalot, the Locals fiasco, the rumble inadequacies... His whole life is frivolous.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

LOCALS Sick Chat Archive. Will work on #TheRekietaFiles #3 next.

Check out the 'Bio' tab in the spreadsheet for an updated Who's Who.

MUH TRAUMA!

Spoiler: But ALSO strong!

WHY do they overshare like this?

Why does nick attract so many broken single moms?

@jessweg28​

LMFAO, I dare any man to hit me​

MrStirFry99​	but... what if you reeeeeally wanted it, in bed or something? lol
TestcularTorsion​	Don't do that cuz u will end up on the floor forgetting who u are
jessweg28​	I’m serious, my son is YUGE for 10, I still lay down with him & the puppies each night & I’ve woken up to legs & arm swings, only thing I can think of
jessweg28​	Bring it. I don’t care, I’ll hurt u too

jessweg28​	Right Mr because I wanna get punched during sex, ya degen
jessweg28​	Nah guys, grew up w/an abusive father. I don’t put up with chit & I’ll f u up like a raccoon b4 I go down

Southanarchist​	So we fight and then bj?
jessweg28​	He’s still so sweet & does the “mommy will u lay down a few”? Fuck it

TestcularTorsion​	U aint ever been punched in the face have u like really punched
jessweg28​	He’s turning into a tween monster each passing day tho
jessweg28​	Yea, really bad. I get it
jessweg28​	Southern u crazy, sure & then I’ll bite your dick off for punching me
jessweg28​	Oh y’all going quiet now. Hmmm.
TestcularTorsion​	If u ever really been hit u wouldn't ask for it thats a fact
Southanarchist​	Who said anything about punching, I thought you meant a yelling match ending in makeup sex.
TestcularTorsion​	Aint nobody in the world get jaw checked want it to happen again
jessweg28​	I’m a crazy bitch
TestcularTorsion​	U stupid is what u are lol
jessweg28​	Nah, as I said I grew up w/an abusive father, not asking for it, just been around it.
TestcularTorsion​	Respectively btw
jessweg28​	Anyway, going over to Infowars. Later peeps & good morning!
Southanarchist​	That’s a bold strategy cotton
TestcularTorsion​	Let's see how it plays out

Where's my gift, Nicky?

cls2022​

What ever happened to the 5k suprised.

Neoakira2nd​

It’s a surprise

cls2022​

Suprise is keep postponing till its forgotten

Wiledmanwilly​

Random question does anyone know what the 5k gift is? I hope it's a balldo

panzerdood​

flask

McNukeTM​

Damn. I was hoping for rackets branded balldo tbh

Trolling Nick:

Spoiler: A bit of shade too

Neoakira2nd​

Nick was on time yesterday it got him sick

Neoakira2nd​

My tummy hurts kids are sick I have five waah - Nick Reketia

sanglant​

nick should have streamed himself spraying out of every orifice. lol

SorryAsHell​	ba ba ba ba beta
Neoakira2nd​	Member exclusive

AmberLy05​

i just figured out there is no show

SorryAsHell​

the one show nick would've made bank and he's being a massive ghey

xino_z​

we need a back up locals member to stream for nick

robertford9999​

agree. I was on Art forever to do it but he's too shy

MrMemeyagi​

No sympathy, we must only shame him

Neoakira2nd​

Trump gets indicted and Nick is sick some day they release, buffalo shaman coincidence? I think not.

Southanarchist​	Oh my gawd I’m so sick I can’t stream because I have a cold
Southanarchist​	Wah wah wah
Southanarchist​	Who is the gayest motherfucker you know and why is it Nick
MrStirFry99​	the nose gives him away
MrStirFry99​	The Nose is Running.
Southanarchist​	Yeah running from the shame of belonging to giant fag

Chat plays 'Tranny or not':

Spoiler: Is it a ma'am?

DesertDogStudio​

Alright have a nice night chat, have an asspost

Southanarchist​

Um, I think that’s a man

Charlie101101​

I kinda thought so too

AphoticSolace​	Fuuuuuuck
EgalitarianBtch​	To be determined
jrh5200​	The front delts are too small with the rest of the muscle mass for that to be a man
AphoticSolace​	Fair enough
Southanarchist​	Lol
Charlie101101​	Unless I see where the good Lord split her
Southanarchist​	Also may be a photoshop. That trap, shoulder, clavicle just doesn’t quite look right

jrh5200​

yeah, the horizontal line is weird

Southanarchist​	Either way until I see a full on female vagina I’m cautious
Neoakira2nd​	That’s how cats get killed

jrh5200​	or at least naturally shaped tits
EgalitarianBtch​	X to doubt lol

jrh5200​

sans scars

Southanarchist​

Her tits would be tiny if her shoulders and lats are that big unless they are fake

Still-Life​

I bet you like to watch 'Blown Away' while you hoover the fuck out of a nigger's disgusting, disease covered. third leg.

BasedFromMars claims to have been at J6:

Spoiler: WE WAS THERE!

basedfromMars​

I saw this guy when I was at jan 6

Southanarchist​

Wait you went lol?

basedfromMars​	Or feds. Tons of feds. Especially around jan 6 time. You couldnt trust anyone. If you supported an overthrow you were a fed, if you thought the idea that trump was using j6 to overthrow the govt was stupid you were complacent and a fed
basedfromMars​	Crazy times
Southanarchist​	Traitorous

basedfromMars​

Yea lol *akshual footage* I got teargassed rofl

Southanarchist​

Damn

basedfromMars​

I didnt go inside tho. I was standing in the crowd then I got teargassed and was like “I want to go home” lmao

SirVieVal​

Wait, you're an insurrector?

basedfromMars​

I prefer the term PEACEFUL PROTESTOR

Southanarchist​	Lol
basedfromMars​	that was a cool day tho. I got this shirt

Bman0013​	Don't you lie to me you ! I see you
Southanarchist​	Nice, you literally witnessed history for good or I’ll. It’ll be one hell of a story to tell your grandkids one day

basedfromMars​

Hell yea!! And I also get to say “AKSHULLEH I WAS THERE AND IT WAS NOT AS BAD AS THE MEDIA SAYS”

basedfromMars​

At J6 right before trump came on to do his speech I was standing in line for the bathroom for 2 hrs (the mayor refused to put out portapotties so thousands of women had to share 3 stalls, absolute ass) and this group with a megaphone walked by and was like “GET TO THE CAPITOL FUCK THESE SPEECHES THIS IS NOT WHAT WE’RE HERE FOR” was odd, prob a fed

basedfromMars​	The line was huge and everyone looked at each other like “lol wtf”
Southanarchist​	Prolly ray epps

basedfromMars​

99% of people were pissed anyone entered the capitol. After the BLM riots everyone felt like we had an image to uphold & those people ruined it

Idiot thinks that US interference with foreign regimes was a good plan...

Bman0013​

Mongolia is not China. We can do what we did in South America, and the Middle East. Arm and train a couple rebel factions, give strategic information, pump out propaganda that Mongolia should separate from China. I think we can cut Chinese Coal in half over the course of 2-3 years

A display of a lack of knowledge on how their laws work...

Spoiler: I don't know how arrests work!

basedfromMars​

Ok so pardon my retardation if hes indicted when does an arrest happen?

hydropx​

next week

Gafreggin​

Voluntary surrender

basedfromMars​	Wait for real??? Hes for real gonna get ARRESTED??????
Southanarchist​	Technically he will be arrested and arraigned due to the indictment
basedfromMars​	Are u all kitten me

basedfromMars​	Wtf I cannot even imagine that in my head
basedfromMars​	I need my laptop for this

basedfromMars​

Ill hide trump at my house idgaf

The LOCALS crew are boomers in politics, confirmed

Spoiler: Patriots.win is BASED, bros!

basedfromMars​

Any of you lads go on patriots.win ?

Southanarchist​

Less so now that I’m in here but yes

basedfromMars​

Nice! Same tho, I used to be on there regularly until locals rofl

basedfromMars​

Brooo you should go on patriots.win

basedfromMars​

EVERYONE GO ON

Southanarchist​	Rn?
Gafreggin​	Did you forget we're degens here?
basedfromMars​	In general just a kewl way to keep up with events/memes/etc

Jenna_c​

I used to go on tdw more but there’s a lot of conservatives on there that are supremely mainstream and have no idea what’s going on.

Southanarchist​

Lots of republicucks as well

Jenna_c​

I guarantee half the people on there are shitty bots/trolls

Southanarchist​

Recucklicans

 

[AltisticRight]

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Frivolous is the perfect word for this dweeb. I hope his father feels deep shame every day for tolerating this circus and is devastated to think of his family line ruined not only by his degenerate son but by the grifting bug eyed whore he married. This "ethics complaint" sideshow and the montegraph case are just illustrations of the same nonsense Rekieta has always dealt with. Ty Bear with Vic Lasagna, the Depp posturing, the hostility to real lawyers doing real lawyers things, cosying up to a nigger and now coomalot, the Locals fiasco, the rumble inadequacies... His whole life is frivolous.

Is he now cosplaying as a pooner? He's certainly got the histrionics and theatrics.

 

[Anticipointment]

The case where he was opposed to Schneider was referenced in this post in the lawlsuit thread:

Thanks. It says the notice for withdrawal was delivered to Schneider’s office by Nick, in person, on Dec. 15th, 2017.

Again, that’s not summer. And Nick says he only visited Schneider’s office one time only.

Was it the occasion documented in 2017 for the client? Or was it recently, when he personally returned the interrogatories for the Monty lawsuit?

It can’t be both & yet he has told it both ways. Is he lying or is he he so out of it that he can’t recall which is what despite the two things happening over four years apart?

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Nicholas does not help. This straight from his stream right now. I didn't clip all the fat stuff because it's still going on.
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This is amazing Nick admits to engaging in the most embarassing behavior to date. Nick has just admitted that he likes "funny fat guys" around cause they make his tiny, wimpy shoulders look better.

In ladyspeak this is known as a D.U.F.F. (Designated Ugly Fat Friend). This is what extremely insecure women do to make themselves feel better when they go out to events or parties.

Most people even extreme narcissists usually have the werewithal to avoid admitting that this is what they are doing. I guess ole red-nose McCuckbuckets here has finally traveled far enough up his own ass (with the help of locals simps no doubt) that he just doesn't know or care enough not to admit this.

 

[Captain Manning]

Frivolous ethics complaints, what a nice touch. Maybe also contact CloudFlare to cease DDoS protection, because why not?

A probable frivolous ethics complaint formed on the testimony of Spectre. And you know as well as well as I do how Spectre is. Anything he claims ain't worth spit without proof.

Nick has had people file bogus ethics complaints against him multiple times to try and cancel him, and I have expressed sympathy for him every time, but if he goes through with this he's scarcely better than they are.

He of all people should know that filing with the Minnesota OLPR without good reason is faggot shit.

 

[RotPockets]

This is why you shut the fuck up whenever you're sued. He knows this and has likely told clients the same thing. You don't defend against a defamation suit by committing potentially more defamation and leading the trier of fact to believe the plaintiff might actually have a leg to stand on.

He knows what a deposition is, you only answer questions with as short of an answer as possible, and do not under any circumstances give any more information than is required. Yes, No, and short concise answers only, nothing that could create a thread that would allow further follow up questions. Never willingly offer additional information. This dumb faggot freestyles depositions on the Internet for attention drunk.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Gym Stories of Stupidity:

Spoiler: People are horrible

clydefrog69​

Girls peeing on deadlift 1rm is pretty common

Southanarchist​

Indeed

Southanarchist​	Have a lady in my gym that does it every single time she hits a 1rm
AussieScott​	Ick... like i understand but still
Gafreggin​	Reminds me of the stories where guys blow out their sphincter lifting

SuranK​	1rm ?
Southanarchist​	One rep max

clydefrog69​

There was this semi retarded guy (no joke) who had a 4inch protruding hernia sticking out of his gut, never wanted to take the time outta the gym tho.

AussieScott​	Jesus christ, i thought horrid form/ weird machine use was the worst... did nobody like try and step in?
Gafreggin​	Christ some people.
Southanarchist​	I mean if it doesn’t bother you too much just let it ride I guess

clydefrog69​

There were tons of people who told him to get it worked on, dude didn’t care. This went on for at least 6 months, I don’t go to that gym anymore so idk what happened to his dumb ass.

clydefrog69​	Tons of people shit themselves doing the treadmill in the morning too.
Southanarchist​	Well alrighty then
AussieScott​	Yeah, for a sprain or rolled ankle or something... thats 'a lil intense tho'
clydefrog69​	I worked at a gym & there is tons of footage of runners getting the “runners runs”
Southanarchist​	Different strokes lol

clydefrog69​

They don’t care, they finish. People who enjoy Cardio are psychopaths.

Hating on LOCALS app

Spoiler: Will this kill the chat?

AussieScott​	Ok so talk as much shit about locals as you want but right now i have a minimised mugclub friday going and am in here and "touch wood" its still goin well on both... pretty sure i lucked out
AussieScott​	Juzt waiting for thw next update to kill it tho haha
Southanarchist​	X
Southanarchist​	Honestly the only issues I have with locals as far a video hosting is live streams
Southanarchist​	It was shit for me this morning
clydefrog69​	Locals has gotten worse in almost every way over the last 2 months

clydefrog69​	It was actually better when there was consistently 100+ people in here.
JorusVoss​	Yeah, I think it's all still fucked after the crowder thing, so I wasn't surprised it was having problems.
AussieScott​	That like a server allocation thing?
clydefrog69​	I know i jokingly shit on locals/rumble But locals actually needs to get their shit together, seems like their money isn’t getting spent correctly in some way.
AussieScott​	Numbers went way beyond what they estimated hey

clydefrog69​

They don’t address shit fast, the emoji’s haven’t even worked on this fucking app for over a month now < div>

20 minute BREAK

chaosandiversity​	Is it just me or is locals even more fucked than usual?
clydefrog69​	Locals has been fucked for the past 2 months
Sally78​	More effed than usual

Neoakira2nd​	Locals live chat keeps dying
chaosandiversity​	I mean more than the new usual.
Neoakira2nd​	This is the new normal
Sally78​	It crowders fault
clydefrog69​	DIV DIV DIVYes it’s worse than usual
clydefrog69​	Like idk if my replies actually get sent out

clydefrog69​	Then I log back in 2hrs later & it sends
Sally78​	Exactly...then it is out of context

Still-Life being himself...

Still-Life​	Fuck your fear.
Still-Life​	Real men hurt the people they hate.
Still-Life​	The fact that you try tom control me means you are weak.

Still-Life​

Stop pretending violence isn't natural. It's disgusting a weak.

Still-Life​

@selwrynn I'd rather beat some punk ass bitch to death with a hammer than pretend to be a pacifist little bitch like you.

Still-Life​

As a lark, I am actively planning to shoot a U.S. Federal agent in the head!

Still-Life​

Or I guess it would be 'an' U.S. Federal agent. Either way I am a threat to the U.S. Government. Never catch me Copper. Either way I'm going to stalk and shoot porky pig in the head on livestream. Sorry, not sorry. #toosoon?

Still-Life​

What? What?! You can't say 'orchestrated assassination of U.S. Federal agents in their homes!

Still-Life​

Whoo-ahht , It's not OK to say 'Beat and rape AOC to death on live stream', Hurr durr 'cause the Internet Sheriff might need to catch a bullet. WOah!

Still-Life​

Women exist to serve men, this spectacle is a waste of time. Who is this for? Some insecure boy?

This explains a little of the madness...

Still-Life​

Crown Royal is all I drink, that and beer.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

A probable frivolous ethics complaint formed on the testimony of Spectre. And you know as well as well as I do how Spectre is. Anything he claims ain't worth spit without proof.

Nick has had people file bogus ethics complaints against him multiple times to try and cancel him, and I have expressed sympathy for him every time, but if he goes through with this he's scarcely better than they are.

He of all people should know that filing with the Minnesota OLPR without good reason is faggot shit.

If Rekieta files a complaint he will tread on one of two rakes:
First rake: he does it so incompetently that it is, itself, further proof of his unfitness to be a lawyer
Second rake: he does it professionally and well and then the review board go, "so you can actually respond properly when it suits you. I guess you were just being a rude disrespectful faggot before. Noted."

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Thanks. It says the notice for withdrawal was delivered to Schneider’s office by Nick, in person, on Dec. 15th, 2017.

Again, that’s not summer. And Nick says he only visited Schneider’s office one time only.

Was it the occasion documented in 2017 for the client? Or was it recently, when he personally returned the interrogatories for the Monty lawsuit?

It can’t be both & yet he has told it both ways. Is he lying or is he he so out of it that he can’t recall which is what despite the two things happening over four years apart?

Have you considered that Nick's brain is rotten from drugs and being an alcky?

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Still-Life being himself...

Literal fed posting yet we are the ones who get shut down

 

[Owlbear]

Have you considered that Nick's brain is rotten from drugs and being an alcky?

Mr, "Here in Minnesota, we're very informal, we don't file notices or motions we just talk to each other" has 100% been in Schneider's office many times. The man was going to rent Nick his basement - he has absolutely been in that building multiple times. His brain is pickling.

 

[Captain Manning]

Have you considered that Nick's brain is rotten from drugs and being an alcky?

No doubt, but I'm wondering how much of a buffer there is in-between the amount of drugs and alcohol needed to think Spectre would make a credible witness in anything, and the amount that would result in the human body just saying "fuck it" and punching out. I think it might be razor thin. He needs to be careful. As detestable as he's acting these days, I certainly don't wish his children to have to deal with the loss of their father.

 

[joshua moon nigger monkey]

Still-Life​

As a lark, I am actively planning to shoot a U.S. Federal agent in the head!

Probably not the smartest thing to post in a public chat. Great way to get an FBI visit though.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Have you considered that Nick's brain is rotten from drugs and being an alcky?

Rekieta contradicts himself because he is a liar not because he is an alcoholic.

 

[TherapyMan]

I haven't kept up with Rackets since the early Weeb Wars days and a little bit of his stuff with Ralph, but I'm glad that the narrative on him has changed and people recognized what a fucking huckster he always has been.