You wouldn't have sex with your wife...

[SpicyBoyKyle]

...would you?

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

only in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

 

[N'wah Buster]

It's gay to cum in a woman

 

[Kept Ya Waiting Huh]

only in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

 

[The Backwards Man]

I had sex with your wife.

 

[Day Drinking]

I have hetero sex with my wife every night. Right after I get back from work of being the CEO of some enterprise that won't be named because it would look bad for my company.

 

[seri0us]

 

[Catgirl Enthusiast]

It's gay to cum in a woman

I'm so fucking gay.

 

[Cyclonus]

You wouldn't have sex with a car.
You wouldn't have sex with a handbag.
You wouldn't have sex with a television.
You wouldn't have sex with a movie.
Having sex is stealing.
Stealing is against the law.
Sex. It's a crime.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

I have hetero sex with my wife every night. Right after I get back from work of being the CEO of some enterprise that won't be named because it would look bad for my company.

If you sexed the wrong hole, it was homosexual

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

What if my wife wanted sex?

 

[Day Drinking]

If you sexed the wrong hole, it was homosexual

!

What if she sexed the wrong hole? I said no-homo before so I think it's fine.

 

[Rozzy]

Wife?