Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

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"you will need to drink at least this many beers to think I'm a real woman"
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Fuck me, that’s an unflattering picture. Every line on his face right there. Is it like a safety thing? “If you want to fuck this, you’ve had enough.”
Myrtle the Turtle said:
WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN'T THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN ACTIONS:
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Dylan is finding out the hugbox and affirmation can't help him find a relationship. Dude could've been someones kept twink but no, he had to be a girl for the fame and fortune. Turns out the price tag was happiness and the tax was to be terminally single.
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Leaving aside the issues with trans women in general, ranging from mental illness to “that’s just a dude,” Dylan’s lifestyle makes him unattractive. He comes across as phony and superficial. Most people don’t want to live life in the spotlight, nor do they want to feel like an accessory. Both would be inevitable in a relationship with Dylan.

Then there’s the question of the future. Dylan’s career is literally just being trans. He’s a fad. What happens when the fad ends?

His best option is to “discover” that he’s a “lesbian” and date another troon. I bet Erin Reed would do it, the clout-chasing clown.
 
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LaxerBRO said:
Budweiser should have Dylan on every can and bottle they sell including all the Beer tap handles.

No need for horses anymore, just Dylan promoting Budweiser at the Super Bowl... forever.
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Only problem is that a Clydesdale looks better.

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I wonder if Dylan’s AGP face will cause to plummet, because My God. That is not an attractive picture.

Also, I’ve heard dedicated beer drinkers say that Bud Light is shit.
 
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Also, I’ve heard dedicated beer drinkers say that Bud Light is shit.
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I don't drink, but even I know Bud is crap. I'm a big fan of that stupid Love, Actually movie. For those who haven't seen it, one of the stories is an ugly creepy "nice" guy who decides that he can only find love in the States, so he books a trip to "a fabulous place called Wisconsin!" The first thing he does is ask to go to a bar, "just your average American bar" where he orders "a Budwiser, the king of beers"!

I have always considered that scene to be the Brits making fun of the US and nothing can convince me otherwise.

I'm also a fan of the movie because they took two Ken dolls, dressed one like a female hooker the other one like a female dominatrix and referred to them as such in dialog. That's just British comedy in 2003, now a terrible transphobic genocide cry. I love it, and true love lasts a lifetime.
 
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Myrtle the Turtle said:
WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN'T THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN ACTIONS:
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Dylan is finding out the hugbox and affirmation can't help him find a relationship. Dude could've been someones kept twink but no, he had to be a girl for the fame and fortune. Turns out the price tag was happiness and the tax was to be terminally single.
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The dude is larping as Eloise. That's a very specific amount of crazy nobody is horny enough to deal with.

Rationally. In order for this fuck to get laid he needs to

- Find a rich, straight , attractive male, who is okay with fucking another male.

- Find someone okay with fucking a blatent lolicon. That Eloise obsession is fucked, he's based his entire life around it.

- Find someone okay with fucking a grown man trying to be a little girl. Dylan here has crossed over from wanting to fuck the little girl, to wanting to be the little girl , to wanting to be the little girl getting fucked by strangers.

The most he can ever do is escorts, because no one wants the kind of heat you're going to attract fucking around with this guy. Any dude who hooks up with him while he's doing that Eloise thing will automatically be labeled a weird pedo-age player . That said. Lmao. He could hook up with CWC.
 
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Tau Tack said:
What kind of adult wants to smell like children’s candy?
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The kind who also has a windowless van full of children's candy.
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I am gonna get irrational nigger-angry when I hear him saying Barbiepouch one more time.
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Friendly reminder that this is what a real Barbie pouch looks like:

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Speaking of candy, I have now smelled that Native candy-scented deodorant (and they have bodywash, too) and HOLY SHIT LADIES THAT STUFF IS FUCKING VILE.
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I smelled it recently and didn’t get why any woman would want to smell like that. It being candy scented though, it makes me think it’s for deathfats and troons. No thanks to Dylan’s ads. I guess Dylan is like an anti-consumption device because I associate anything he shills with troons.
 
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I just saw his runway walk and it shows exactly why male models aren't told to imitate the retarded way female models walk. For women, it's supposed to theoretically accentuate the hip swaying and draw attention to the clothing. Obviously due to biology, men are not the same. I've seen a few videos on TIMs on the runway and it never looks entirely "right". I can't imagine what it's like trying to cross your legs on the catwalk with a schlong.
 
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That tub dance is just mental but what's worse he really looks like a man majorly.

I think Dylan is the last primal scream of the left, this weird psy-op is a joke. It not only pisses off women because you "act" like one but you piss off gays because you are everything wrong with gay culture. Most gays just want a normal life and normal rights, instead this psycho acts like a buffoon.

The worst part he isn't even funny and is unlikable as hell.
 
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