Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Doctor of Autism]

It's Palm Sunday, so Jack is spending the morning on Facebook talking about Jesus's selflessness and the importance of faith and spirituali....oh wait, he's talking about food again.

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(Peg Leg Porker is also a decent nickname for Jack.)

Jesus needs Jack to impart his wisdom on food because Jack is a serious food critic and not a gluttonous fat fuck.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Still can't get my head around as to why Jack still fucking obsesses about food, even when he is in a god damned stroke recovery home or whatever.

Food gud. That's why. He has no self regulation.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

he also said his remaining arm no feely so like he can move it but he doesn't feel things like heat and stuff in it

He's basically a torso at this point. Two bum legs that he can't walk on. One arm that he can barely move and one arm that works but he has no feeling in.

And this fucker thinks he's going home? Eventually he will but that's only happening when the money runs out.

 

[TheGuntinator]

he either hid the oatmeal because he didn't want it and threw a tantrum over it since NOT MEAT

It's amusing the way the human body can force itself to eat anything in a desperate survival situation. France started eating snails and frog legs when they were struck with famine. You had people in Russia eating their own family members during the worst of the Soviet Union. Hell, some people even made bark soup to get through the lean years of their lives

Then there's Jack Scalfani, unable to even bring a spoonful of hot, normal porridge to his lips to fill that hollow in the gut. He starves, wasting away with a two egg breakfast, the gravy and biscuits barely sating his gnawing hunger. Yet even when there are resources available for him within left arm's reach to take up volume in him, he can't just muster up the unending will of mankind, the drive to make it to tomorrow over a new horizon, the adaptability of millions of years of human evolution to eat it and save his life.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Didn't he ditch his cornerstone megachurch? Is he back again?

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Here's hoping the recovery was minimal at most.

Well hold on now, don't get ahead of yourself - A completely crippled Jack stays permanently in his chair. A mostly crippled Jack lets his pride and ego stand himself up, only to stumble and bean his face off the countertop on the way down, on camera, in an episode. And he'd totally leave it in for pity points, it'd be great.

 

[Polska krowa]

Didn't he ditch his cornerstone megachurch? Is he back again?

I know its been mentioned in the thread, but I don't personally recall any evidence that he did. I lost my old account during the total retard war, though, so there's every likelihood I just wasn't using the site when it happened

 

[Begemot]

I'm calling it now, Jack will never walk or post another video again. Four strokes and two heart attacks.

In the end, the entire point of our nation and the incredible industrial and medical technologies we've discovered serve one purpose. To stuff Jack with fried meat until he's crippled from overeating, and then to provide heroic medical care until he gracelessly expires.

It's an old meme but it checks out....

 

[Charlie Delicious]

I know its been mentioned in the thread, but I don't personally recall any evidence that he did. I lost my old account during the total retard war, though, so there's every likelihood I just wasn't using the site when it happened

So there was this


Then he was pumping this other local church for months



Maybe cornerstone gives better stroke protection

 

[Slur Generator]

In case anyone is wondering, fatass has been in the nursing home for like 34 days now. He has bitched about the food daily but hasn't discussed his neuro and functional status at all. Here's hoping the recovery was minimal at most.

Thats not very nice. I need more terrible cooking videos.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

So there was this
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Then he was pumping this other local church for months
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Maybe cornerstone gives better stroke protection

Long Hollow Church lets Jack have a 2nd communion wafer, Cornerstone only ever let him have one.

 

[Whaler]

His most recent "less than a week" has expired too. There's something he's not telling us.

He did, at some point, claim that his plan was to stay in the SNF until his insurance would no longer pay for it. So he seems to be sticking to that plan because it means people doing things for him all the time and God forbid Jack try to return to some normalcy.

 

[TestTubePuppy]

The Eskimos would take annoying old people who had no purpose any more out into the middle of a field of ice and leave them there...

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

The Eskimos would take annoying old people who had no purpose any more out into the middle of a field of ice and leave them there...

Careful, that might trigger the wendigo transformation...

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

I am amazed at his total inability to self-reflect. This guy can't even admit to himself that his dietary habits have been killing him little by little, stroke after stroke.

Also last week he posted some shit from boomerchurch about "Cynical and critical is not a personality trait". Literally everything on his timeline underneath it was him posting his retarded cynical political beliefs and bitching about every little thing at the nursing home.

 

[AnOminous]

Following his near daily food posting has been a joy though, he is such a fat baby. I bet his food has had an ungodly amount of spit in it.

I bet he's so used to the taste of spit, piss and cum in his food that it doesn't taste right without it.

Didn't he ditch his cornerstone megachurch? Is he back again?

He was talking shit about them for a while before he tard raged and quit. Apparently he chimped out over some slight he got on a Zoom (or whatever) service during coof. I got the impression they muted him or just told him to shut the fuck up with his mushmouth babbling.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

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I am amazed at his total inability to self-reflect. This guy can't even admit to himself that his dietary habits have been killing him little by little, stroke after stroke.

Also last week he posted some shit from boomerchurch about "Cynical and critical is not a personality trait". Literally everything on his timeline underneath it was him posting his retarded cynical political beliefs and bitching about every little thing at the nursing home.

Whenever Jack posts things like this, there's a small part of me that wonders if he is an extremely dedicated Deagle Nation esque troll. Surely, no human being could be this fucking stupid.

Maybe that's just the copium speaking.

I bet he's so used to the taste of spit, piss and cum in his food that it doesn't taste right without it.

He was talking shit about them for a while before he tard raged and quit. Apparently he chimped out over some slight he got on a Zoom (or whatever) service during coof. I got the impression they muted him or just told him to shut the fuck up with his mushmouth babbling.

Jack's been used to the taste of cum for a long time now.

 

[Tiresome]

Whenever Jack posts things like this, there's a small part of me that wonders if he is an extremely dedicated Deagle Nation esque troll.

Jan adapted and expanded his performance to fit the rise in attention. Jack has instead shrunk in the face of criticism, albeit not shutting down until physical circumstances made it necessary. Our greaseboulder is the real deal. He's the perfect stereotypical American who has replaced critical thinking with cholesterol and self-reflection with saturated fats.

 

[VenomPlug]

See? Mushbrainlogic did nothing wrong. And neither did Skydaddy. It was 'something else'

This fucking guy........

 

[p1138]

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I am amazed at his total inability to self-reflect. This guy can't even admit to himself that his dietary habits have been killing him little by little, stroke after stroke.

Also last week he posted some shit from boomerchurch about "Cynical and critical is not a personality trait". Literally everything on his timeline underneath it was him posting his retarded cynical political beliefs and bitching about every little thing at the nursing home.

It is genuinely amazing how he is capable of reading that, posting it, and failing so utterly to understand it as if he barely has sentience. Although now that I think about it... he seems to understand that he is Jack to the point where he needs to buy anything and everything with Jack in the name because that's who he is. That's like a dog that can understand it's name, but is also capable of reading it in text format... for fucks sake.