Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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Damn it, he isn't dead yet. Although it looks like they really half-assed his breakfast. That's fucking funny.
Stop hiding your food to lie to the crowd of trolls you fat dishonest faggot. I don't believe for a moment this was all he got; he either hid the oatmeal because he didn't want it and threw a tantrum over it since NOT MEAT, or he gobbled down the "fake eggs" before doing this to whine some more and to make them look bad.

He's done this shit repeatedly so far. What an absolute cunt; I really hope they just drop his ass and Tammy has to deal with this shitbag.
 
Stop hiding your food to lie to the crowd of trolls you fat dishonest faggot. I don't believe for a moment this was all he got; he either hid the oatmeal because he didn't want it and threw a tantrum over it since NOT MEAT, or he gobbled down the "fake eggs" before doing this to whine some more and to make them look bad.

He's done this shit repeatedly so far. What an absolute cunt; I really hope they just drop his ass and Tammy has to deal with this shitbag.
Still can't get my head around as to why Jack still fucking obsesses about food, even when he is in a god damned stroke recovery home or whatever.
 
As a former food service worker, People who fuck with food should be removed from food service swiftly and violently.

It's a position of trust.

Now, not serving Jack what he wants? That's perfectly reasonable, and he can't even argue with them. "Your doctor has you on a restrictive diet, we can only serve you from the menu."

As for splitting the yolk, that may have been on purpose. Jack gets amazingly shitty when he can't see the yolk, and this fully presents it as a yolkcano.
 
As a former food service worker, People who fuck with food should be removed from food service swiftly and violently.
I don't disagree, but as a line cook in another life one of the few times I witnessed food getting fucked with was when a customer sent back a perfectly cooked steak for the second time and my manger "accidentally" dropped it on the floor before putting it back on the grill. I thought that was just desserts, the customer was an ass but he wasn't going to get food poisoning or anything.

Now I saw some gross shit due to negligence and whatnot, but there was only one other time that I can recall where someone's food was fucked with on purpose. If it happened today a swift and violent removal absolutely would happen. But when I was 19, stoned, and just wanting to go home instead of being stuck washing dishes at the end of my delivery shift at Pizza Hut at 1 am and one of the cooks laughingly told me he peed in the thin crust dough he just made, all I did was tell my family and friends not to eat there that weekend.
 
If Jack wanted to keep uploading videos, he could be networking with his fellow residents. Find the elderly people who are bored and able to consent, and it'd be super easy to film some "Great-Grandmas React to <TikTok Viral Recipe>" videos. Jack would appear to be sitting down so he was at their eye level, and he could place himself on the guest's left side so it looked natural that he was using his left arm for the microphone.

Find some photogenic octogenarians and he'd be raking in the views while still being cooking-related.
How could he have the energy for such a thing when they're literally starving our poor boy to death?
 
As for splitting the yolk, that may have been on purpose. Jack gets amazingly shitty when he can't see the yolk, and this fully presents it as a yolkcano.
When it was hard over he complained there was no yolk. So maybe that's what he meant? It was too hard and not runny? Seriously trying to understand what he's mushbraining about can be difficult.

I don't disagree, but as a line cook in another life one of the few times I witnessed food getting fucked with was when a customer sent back a perfectly cooked steak for the second time and my manger "accidentally" dropped it on the floor before putting it back on the grill. I thought that was just desserts, the customer was an ass but he wasn't going to get food poisoning or anything.
I saw a guy literally step on it before putting it back on the grill. But you have to understand working the line can be stressful and to refire an order often means breaking your rhythm. On the other hand most cooks consider themselves artists and we all know how tempermental artists can get.
 
They should just give him several burgers from Heart Attack Grill every day, along with one of their butter milkshakes.
That's not enough. We need an orderly to wheel him out and light up a pack of Lucky Strikes for him too and get him some of those pill bottle shots. I mean technically, that's on the menu as well.

You've got to go all in, especially considering he's got Jesus Wendigo by his side.
 
I saw a guy literally step on it before putting it back on the grill. But you have to understand working the line can be stressful and to refire an order often means breaking your rhythm. On the other hand most cooks consider themselves artists and we all know how tempermental artists can get.
If there's a mistake from the kitchen, it's completely fine to request it be fixed but be kind, polite and patient about the issue. These are human beings working in a high-stress, high pressure environment especially during peak times.

Never, ever be a prick towards your waiter or make ludicrous and unreasonable demands of the cooks and prep staff. In fact, being nice towards your waiter means they pass the message along to the kitchen in a much better way.

I don't condone food tampering at all but it's hard not to feel some satisfaction seeing an asshole get what they deserve for treating people like shit.
 
If there's a mistake from the kitchen, it's completely fine to request it be fixed but be kind, polite and patient about the issue. These are human beings working in a high-stress, high pressure environment especially during peak times.

Never, ever be a prick towards your waiter or make ludicrous and unreasonable demands of the cooks and prep staff. In fact, being nice towards your waiter means they pass the message along to the kitchen in a much better way.

I don't condone food tampering at all but it's hard not to feel some satisfaction seeing an asshole get what they deserve for treating people like shit.
Totally agree. I worked as a server and I never tampered with somebody's food. And if it's an honest mistake by the kitchen then they should refire it or make you a new one. But some people are absolute pricks and take it out on servers, like Jagoff does. He's a nightmare client. In his case I'd probably look the other way if something happened to his burger but I would never do it myself.
 
Totally agree. I worked as a server and I never tampered with somebody's food. And if it's an honest mistake by the kitchen then they should refire it or make you a new one. But some people are absolute pricks and take it out on servers, like Jagoff does. He's a nightmare client. In his case I'd probably look the other way if something happened to his burger but I would never do it myself.
Same, I worked as a server and busser at Steak-n-Shake during HS, that taught me all I needed to know about how to deal with the waitstaff and kitchen. It's rare for me to send something back but I always make it clear

I did make a lot of money working there, especially during our senior prom and the afterparty crowd, probably around $4-5k saved up in total.

It was promptly wasted on cigarettes and alcohol once I went to college. Just thinking about it makes me want a Camel Wide, that was the first cigarette I smoked...fuck it, I'm buying a pack. It's 20 years now since I was a freshman.
 
I personally like how Jack keeps posting photos of his nursing home meals as if they prove something. He can't imagine other human beings reacting with anything less than outrage if they were served these portions. Never mind that he's admitted that he's getting three square meals, double helpings of everything he likes, and a second dinner with Tammy (who gives zero fucks about Jack's prescribed diet) every day. That wouldn't even be starvation rations if he were a literal rhinoceros. Even most deathfats have enough shame that you could waterboard them and they still wouldn't tell the full truth about their eating habits, and they damn well know what a "normal person" portion looks like, self-conscious fat people will restrain themselves to portions roughly the same as everyone else and wait until they can go home to pig out in private if they have to eat with thin people. Jack does make a few very flimsy attempts to lie about his eating habits, not because he has an iota of shame or belief that there is anything abnormal or objectionable about it, he was just saying whatever he thought might make critical Youtube comments stop. We could blame it on the strokes, but he seems like he's always been so fat and retarded that learning from his fuckups or questioning his own very stupid way of doing things is just beyond him.

He's basically reduced to a 350 lb balloon full of saturated fat that can only eat, shit, and abuse people. I'm gonna pour one out for the nurses and aides putting themselves at physical risk hauling his ass around and tending to his remaining bodily functions for him. He's one of those patients where even the most compassionate, bleeding heart staff will just be quietly relieved if he dies.
 
In case anyone is wondering, fatass has been in the nursing home for like 34 days now. He has bitched about the food daily but hasn't discussed his neuro and functional status at all. Here's hoping the recovery was minimal at most.
Remember he tried to initially play things off as him taking some time off to be with family, when he said he was going to have an F as in Frank podcast to let us know what was going on, and that following week, that he was going to return home?

Funny how none of that has happened.
 
In case anyone is wondering, fatass has been in the nursing home for like 34 days now. He has bitched about the food daily but hasn't discussed his neuro and functional status at all. Here's hoping the recovery was minimal at most.
Well he hasn't discussed them in any detail, but has mentioned his legs no worky and he's getting (severly over estimated by him) nerve pain in his head/face. From the videos we can also see his face is all kinds of fucky. More slack than before and one eye moves slower than the other which is extremally disconcerting.

Following his near daily food posting has been a joy though, he is such a fat baby. I bet his food has had an ungodly amount of spit in it.
 
Remember he tried to initially play things off as him taking some time off to be with family, when he said he was going to have an F as in Frank podcast to let us know what was going on, and that following week, that he was going to return home?

Funny how none of that has happened.
His most recent "less than a week" has expired too. There's something he's not telling us.
 
His most recent "less than a week" has expired too. There's something he's not telling us.
Honestly I think treatment is probably not going well or there is nothing else they can do.

That or Jack is probably not doing what he is told either or doing the exercises he probably needs to do.

I'm sure his treating staff is losing patience or probably has already lost it.
 
It's Palm Sunday, so Jack is spending the morning on Facebook talking about Jesus's selflessness and the importance of faith and spirituali....oh wait, he's talking about food again.

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(Peg Leg Porker is also a decent nickname for Jack.)
 
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Well he hasn't discussed them in any detail, but has mentioned his legs no worky and he's getting (severly over estimated by him) nerve pain in his head/face. From the videos we can also see his face is all kinds of fucky. More slack than before and one eye moves slower than the other which is extremally disconcerting.

Following his near daily food posting has been a joy though, he is such a fat baby. I bet his food has had an ungodly amount of spit in it.
he also said his remaining arm no feely so like he can move it but he doesn't feel things like heat and stuff in it
 
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