Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Drowningman]

He can't even speak or write proper English, imagine this mushmouth trying to speak Japanese!

I have this image of her in a hazmat suit to deflect the drool & spit.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Russ wants to speak Japanese so he can try to impress one of the 2 Japanese Cheerleaders he is thirsty for.
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This 馬鹿な外人 can barely be understood in English. Russtard trying to speak Japanese would be hilarious and now I want to see it happen.

I have this image of her in a hazmat suit to deflect the drool & spit.

Poor woman would be traumatized.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Russ wants to speak Japanese so he can try to impress one of the 2 Japanese Cheerleaders he is thirsty for.
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Thanks to rampant weebism and the magic of the internet, there are plenty of free online resources to learn Japanese on your own. But Russell wants the option that A) puts him in direct contact with the woman, B) cements his belief that he's in charge and the woman should/will obey, and C) doesn't take time away from wooing other women.

 

[kcbbq]

Thanks to rampant weebism and the magic of the internet, there are plenty of free online resources to learn Japanese on your own. But Russell wants the option that A) puts him in direct contact with the woman, B) cements his belief that he's in charge and the woman should/will obey, and C) doesn't take time away from wooing other women.

Japanese would be a particularly brutal language with a paralyzed face, but far, far worse with a paralyzed ego like his. He would absolutely love the superficial praise that's built into generic, polite Japanese.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Domo arigato in russelese

Goho ahahgogo

 

[Retarded INTP]

Japanese would be a particularly brutal language with a paralyzed face, but far, far worse with a paralyzed ego like his. He would absolutely love the superficial praise that's built into generic, polite Japanese.

He failed to get a degree in a fake mormon college where most people graduate in like 2 years or less. Do you really expect him to learn one of the most fucking complex language of the world ?

 

[RussianParasite]

Do you really expect him to learn one of the most fucking complex language of the world ?

Learning another language requires a passion for it. I’ve seen people study for years and years but they suck at it because they don’t actually care for the language itself.

Russ is passionate about getting him his penis sucked, and he still manages to fail miserably at that. His life really just is a history of failure after failure. For many people these failures would result in learning and growing, but rat face is doing literally the exact same shit he has for decades.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Where exactly is suck me my penis found? I’ve been digging through some old russel and haven’t found the original yet

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Japanese would be a particularly brutal language with a paralyzed face, but far, far worse with a paralyzed ego like his. He would absolutely love the superficial praise that's built into generic, polite Japanese.

Rusty had an extremely difficult time with sign language. It was mentioned that people struggled to understand what he said since he could not convey the facial expressions that went with what he tried to sign. Plus his fingers also gave him a speech impediment.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Where exactly is suck me my penis found? I’ve been digging through some old russel and haven’t found the original yet

IIRC it's the "I'm Making It Legal For Your 18 Year Old Daughter To Get In Bed With A Stranger for 500 Bucks" book. He goes into detail about his wonderful time with a hooker and makes the typo "she began to suck me my penis".

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

IIRC it's the "I'm Making It Legal For Your 18 Year Old Daughter To Get In Bed With A Stranger for 500 Bucks" book. He goes into detail about his wonderful time with a hooker and makes the typo "she began to suck me my penis".

That may have been a mistake, but I’ve moved on. Cripes!

 

[The Great Citracett]

It's from a piece that is actually no longer in that book. You can tell where it once was, but it must have been from a very early, now lost draft.

I think someone must have told him that his persuasive pamphlet on why prostitution should be legalized didn't need a full-on pornographic section detailing his time in bed with a hooker.




He removed that passage and changed it to something like "let's just say... sparks flew."

 

[StinkySnack]

He failed to get a degree in a fake mormon college where most people graduate in like 2 years or less. Do you really expect him to learn one of the most fucking complex language of the world ?

He graduated from the Mormon college with an Associate's degree. What're you talking about?

 

[AnOminous]

This 馬鹿な外人 can barely be understood in English. Russtard trying to speak Japanese would be hilarious and now I want to see it happen.

Koneeeesheeeewa shhhhen-pie! *sprays drool in all directions*

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

It's from a piece that is actually no longer in that book. You can tell where it once was, but it must have been from a very early, now lost draft.

I think someone must have told him that his persuasive pamphlet on why prostitution should be legalized didn't need a full-on pornographic section detailing his time in bed with a hooker.

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He removed that passage and changed it to something like "let's just say... sparks flew."

Me my penis has retreated so far that I will need major surgery to ever retrieve it.

 

[Constellationzero]

He can't even speak or write proper English, imagine this mushmouth trying to speak Japanese!

Ratmouth speaking "Japanese":

* Ahhh--SO!
* Sukiyaki!
* Benihana!
* Domo Arigato, Mister Roboto!

Panties dropping all over Kyushu, Honshu, and Hokkaido.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

It's from a piece that is actually no longer in that book. You can tell where it once was, but it must have been from a very early, now lost draft.

I think someone must have told him that his persuasive pamphlet on why prostitution should be legalized didn't need a full-on pornographic section detailing his time in bed with a hooker.

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He removed that passage and changed it to something like "let's just say... sparks flew."

The way he wrote the sex scene sounds like how an Indian man who creeps for girls on Facebook or Indeed would write a sex scene.

 

[Drowningman]

He is jealous again!
From a reel on Instagram of a college cheerleader

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Japanese would be a particularly brutal language with a paralyzed face, but far, far worse with a paralyzed ego like his. He would absolutely love the superficial praise that's built into generic, polite Japanese.

That's partly why I'd love him to try. When you're learning Japanese and speak it like a retarded five year old you get praise from the random Japanese people you meet. "Oh your Japanese is very good!" they say to which you're supposed to respond with, "thank you no, I'm just a beginner". I've always likened it to a pet dog that does a cute trick in front of people. Everybody looks a the dog, give it heaps of praise but in the end it's still just a dog doing a trick. If the dog then, sat at the table, pulled out the newspaper and asked for a cup of coffee suddenly things would take a darker turn. The moment a non-Japanese person starts speaking decent Japanese a lot of Nihonjin just freeze up and act like they can't understand you.

Things might be different now especially in the big cities but I did run into this a couple times over there.

Ratmouth speaking "Japanese":

* Ahhh--SO!
* Sukiyaki!
* Benihana!
* Domo Arigato, Mister Roboto!

Panties dropping all over Kyushu, Honshu, and Hokkaido.

Except for Benihana and Domo Arigato which he can't say he'd possibly be able to get away with the first two.

 

[StinkySnack]

He is jealous again!
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Someone you can't compete with. Fuck off Russ.