Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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They could even use the Weekly Sweat Show title because all Ashtoone seems to do is heavily sweat on camera for 9-10 hours one day a week.
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First one to fill a tumbler glass with sweat gets to keep all that episodes super chats. Of course PPP has a natural advantage considering how 38% of his body weight is bacon grease.
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
Nothing, the Sektur is dead and we are experiencing its final spasms before the corpse shits itself and gets eaten by worms, disappearing as if it never existed at all - only living on in the memories of a few deranged autists.

Also that’s why Kino Casino even has viewers, no competitors.
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It won't disappear, it'll just transform into something even more retarded and gay.
 
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  • Paypigs donate hundreds in exchange for tailored paywalled content
  • Paywalled 5 hour review of Ralphs vacation video
  • Shilling existing paywalled Ralph content where they've stretched a 40 min video into 5 hours.
  • HRTTT wants another gold watch
  • Smartski wants a "fully gold" watch
  • "We're reinvesting the money!"
  • Cooking with Tardski videos twice a week
  • Gaming streams every week
  • 3 shows on Fridays
  • Smartski bought a sim racing setup. Its very expensive
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Butt_Pouncer said:
Also it's fucking hilarious that Asstroon cut his skullet hair after many in this thread ragging on him for it. Pretty much confirmation he reads this thread 🤔
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I know right? I noticed that too.
Maybe we can peer-pressure him into wiping his forehead before the next stream as well.
 
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Wendy's Chili said:
I know right? I noticed that as well.
Maybe we can peer-pressure him into wiping his forehead before the next stream as well.
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Can we just get a stream where he sits down and eats two dozen hardboiled eggs in one sitting? Hell anything is better than listening to him faux scream "let's go" for seven and a half hour's.

Local Fed said:
Of course, the less that they (especially Andy) talk the better the content is. PPP used to be good on his own (with Surfer being a prominent side character) but now what he does with Tardski is basically a morning zoo radio show at night. Half of the shit that they say can pretty much be replicated with a soundboard which is really showcased in the videos that @IamnottheNSA makes.

  • "OOOOOOOOOOO"
  • "Hoooooooooooooooolyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
  • "ASHTON, ASHTON, ASHTON!"
  • "WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!"
  • "SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH"
  • "Retard alert" *hits triangle*
  • "AAAAAaaaaAAAAA" (Tardski's forced tard laughter)
  • "[Paypig] for X dollars, thank you SO much"
  • "LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
  • "It's tough there, folks"
  • "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"
  • "It is what it is"
  • "This is craaaaaazyyyyyyyyyyy"
Everyone, not just people who are making media, has phrases and other things that they kind of fall back on (and I think it happens more when people get older) but PPP and Tardski take it to a whole other level and stretch this shit out to 7-9 hours of nonsense. The latter is the more guilty party (being so genuinely fucking dumb and talentless) because he thinks loud = funny, and he doesn't have much to contribute so he draws things out to fill up airtime; it's like trying to fluff up an essay by adding extra words that don't need to be there.
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Troonski should have used up his usefulness to PPP's grift after the fuck Ralph festival. Bringing him on as a cohost was akin to Asston giving a chimp a loaded 9mm and releasing it into a crowded shopping mall.
 
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Drew Pickles 69 said:
Can we just get a stream where he sits down and eats two dozen hardboiled eggs in one sitting? Hell anything is better than listening to him faux scream "let's go" for seven and a half hour's.
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Cooking with Andy lolcow recipe challenge, Ashton eats it
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New & Improved Username said:
Cooking with Andy lolcow recipe challenge, Ashton eats it
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Holy fuck are those supposed to be quail eggs? And Gropeski made that? If you told me this was made by Kay I would believe you on the spot. No wonder the libs wanted to outlaw gas stove's as it prevents Copeski from desecrating what would have otherwise been perfectly edible food. What a waste for the heckin environment kiwi sisters.

Edit: I just realized it was cobes now it makes sense.
 
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Drew Pickles 69 said:
Holy fuck are those supposed to be quail eggs? And Gropeski made that? If you told me this was made by Kay I would believe you on the spot. No wonder the libs wanted to outlaw gas stove's as it prevents Copeski from desecrating what would have otherwise been perfectly edible food. What a waste for the heckin environment kiwi sisters.
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It's KingCobraJFS, he boiled eggs in mountain dew and mashed the shells with a fork because he's retarded. I'm suggesting that Andy recreate it, I would even consider paying $1 to see them eat that shit.
 
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