Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The GSG is such a fucking scam. Anyone that paid into it should get a lobotomy.
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Sure, it doesnt take into account YouTubes cut but it also doesnt take into account his other revenue streams. He's almost made half a million dollars in 4 months and he's asking plebs for $50k to fund his retardedly expensive lawyer.

But GUYS! People ASKED HIM to set it up so they could donate! It was THEIR idea!

 

[AltisticRight]

How it started:

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How it's going:
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Less successful than Keffals.
Balldo, shame. What a shame.

 

[KittyLoaf]

Less successful than Keffals.
Balldo, shame. What a shame.

I would kill myself.

 

[lolcows_townwatch]

The GSG is such a fucking scam. Anyone that paid into it should get a lobotomy.
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Sure, it doesnt take into account YouTubes cut but it also doesnt take into account his other revenue streams. He's almost made half a million dollars in 4 months and he's asking plebs for $50k to fund his retardedly expensive lawyer.

he's always talking about his contract with rumble and now his contract with locals plus all the paypigs that give him 5 bucks a month, i'm not sure how many there are but there are enough that he called locals his "bread and butter - that if anything every went down (youtube), he would still be able to support his family through locals monthly.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

same phenotype

GHOST OF KIYV STRIKES AGAIN.

One of the mysteries about all of it though is why someone with those sorts of politics would be so interested in Nick.

Remember Jack Murphy and his Democrat to Deplorable? I'm thinking she probably wanted to grift off of them but she was too wasted/incompetent to do so.

He'd look like less of a jackass frankly if he just settled it quietly and retracted the statement, unless he really does have evidence Monty "sucks little boys' dicks" as he said.

The ultimate defense to defamation is the truth. If he did have proof, he should've immediately put it into the case and stated it in the denial. At the same time, the feds would come asking for him for CP because it's a strict liability crime right?

Normally Spectre has no compunctions with lying and quadrupling down, but I think it dawned on him that Monty has a real lawyer, and that particular statement is exceptionally easy enough to prove as false.

Muh gravy seal tank filler is chaotic evil but without the competency (seeing a trend here with Nick's orbiters?). If he could get a congressional gold medal for claiming Nick was a pedophile and sacrificed children I 100% believe he would do it.

 

[Swole McPole]

In 2008, her name as Carrie Khan married to Omar Khan. So expensive Art School followed by political spurging and Islamic Marriage.

This explains her rabid hatred of jews, I guess. Leftists like Cari usually don't like to say that shit out loud, preferring euphemisms like 'zionists' or 'Israel'. Give them a little bit of Islamic dick though, and all pretence goes right out of the window.

Muslims seem to be a bit like niggers insofar as all white women seem to look alike to them. As long as they're banging one, they feel like they've scored -- even if the woman they're banging looks like a fucking bricklayer.

I wonder if her husband was how she scored the gig at the Jordanian TV station, or whether it was the other way around? I'd initially assumed it had to be family connections, but that seems less and less likely as her fam don't appear to have any significant money.

 

[MudPeople]

Nick's most-used cope for this, that I've seen anyway, aside from denial is that:

1) People drift in and out of attention for certain topics and types of content
2) "I'm surprised people have stuck around this long"

He's not necessarily wrong, but he leaves out important context. Sure, individuals will lose interest in a channel or topic after time and cycle in and out. However, you should be replacing those losses at least as quickly as they are happening. See every other successful channel as an example. He's also a "current events" oriented content creator to an extent and those have a much higher retention rate since current events are always happening. He also likes to act like the YouTube algorithm is specifically targeting him because he's just the most edgy threat the left could possibly imagine when in reality his content for the most part is pretty milquetoast minus a few drunken slurs.

But sure, Nick, let's pretend I agree that losing over half your audience all around the same time is completely normal and nothing has changed and we should all be proud that you even lasted this long.

Its a given at this point one day he'll say something like 'he's glad people don't watch him anymore, he doesn't even like doing videos and rather spend his time talking to people in Locals chat.'

 

[2lolis1cup]

Still-Life I'm going to put the barrel of my illegaly acquired 9mm pistol into the sheriffs mouth and then beat and joke him in and out of consciousness. BUT I WOULD NOT HURT THE DEPUTY! Still-Life I'm going to tie an electrical cord around the sheriffs neck and throw him over the side of a building with his abdomen split open. But I'm not comfortable with the premise of causing bodily or psychological harm to the deputy. Still-Life Fuck sheriff Chitwood, That faggot pigs head looks like a good place for a bullet. Is this doing it for you pig? Does that make you hot?

who the fuck is Sheriff Chitwood? Oh

I found a picture of still-life

Spoiler: Carl Indigo

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

who the fuck is Sheriff Chitwood? Oh
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I found a picture of still-life

Spoiler: Carl Indigo

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Would balldo man actually cover a trial if one of his pay pigs got taken in for fed posting? No wait that’s work

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

he's always talking about his contract with rumble and now his contract with locals plus all the paypigs that give him 5 bucks a month, i'm not sure how many there are but there are enough that he called locals his "bread and butter - that if anything every went down (youtube), he would still be able to support his family through locals monthly.

I can tell you that there are less subscribers than there were at the time that statement was made.

At the risk of beating the dead equine again, Nick does not understand that people subscribed and followed him on Rumble and LOCALS because they FELT BAD for him when his channel was deleted. He made the mistake of thinking that a good number of them would keep following him and never put in the effort to try to provide content to keep them engaged.

This explains her rabid hatred of jews, I guess. Leftists like Cari usually don't like to say that shit out loud, preferring euphemisms like 'zionists' or 'Israel'. Give them a little bit of Islamic dick though, and all pretence goes right out of the window.

Muslims seem to be a bit like niggers insofar as all white women seem to look alike to them. As long as they're banging one, they feel like they've scored -- even if the woman they're banging looks like a fucking bricklayer.

I wonder if her husband was how she scored the gig at the Jordanian TV station, or whether it was the other way around? I'd initially assumed it had to be family connections, but that seems less and less likely as her fam don't appear to have any significant money.

Oh she says it aloud in the chat. There are multiple screeds agains ZE JEWS! in the chat. Typical anti-banker, Jews are communists, top 5% of the elite, 80% of world wealth invested in Jewish banks, and the like. I have not seen the 6 mil is a BIT too high, right? line yet.

 

[Swole McPole]

Would balldo man actually cover a trial if one of his pay pigs got taken in for fed posting? No wait that’s work

I don't understand Rekieta at all. The man is a complete retard. He shitcans Cynthia because she's asking him tough questions and telling him he needs to pull up. Meanwhile, he allows people in his locals chat to post *exactly* the same kind of threats that two 4chan posters have been arrested for making.

Even if Still-Born had the best possible opsec (and we know he doesn't), why the fuck would Rekieta let this shit stand? All it takes is a single bottom feeder journalist to write a story about it, and they'd all be in a world of fucking pain. What possible chance would he have of winning a defamation suit when the news is full of stories about how his white supremacist locals fans have been posting threats to kill law enforcement officers over their pushback against antisemitism?

 

[Kopasea]

Meanwhile, he allows people in his locals chat to post *exactly* the same kind of threats that two 4chan posters have been arrested for making.

Also, where is CGoody? Wasn't the whole point of making him a mod to clean this stuff up?

 

[Procrastinhater]

even if the woman they're banging looks like a fucking bricklayer.

This is Bob. Bob has bitch tits...

Oh she says it aloud in the chat. There are multiple screeds agains ZE JEWS! in the chat. Typical anti-banker, Jews are communists, top 5% of the elite, 80% of world wealth invested in Jewish banks, and the like. I have not seen the 6 mil is a BIT too high, right? line yet.

Give it time. She'll be posting about wooden doors on gas chambers, time/fuel calculations to cremate millions, maternity hospitals in extermination camps, theaters and swimming pools, and references to 6 million dead back before the First World War by Thanksgiving, just wait.

 

[2lolis1cup]

Even if Still-Born had the best possible opsec (and we know he doesn't), why the fuck would Rekieta let this shit stand?

It's kind of hard to have opsec when the FBI gets a FISA warrant. At least @Cynthia Behave will finally get Still-Life doxxed when his mugshot is posted here.

All it takes is a single bottom feeder journalist to write a story about it, and they'd all be in a world of fucking pain.

Locals and Rumble (an alt right video service) partner Nick Rekieta was found to run an anti-Semitic hate chat for months. Our investigation has led us......

 

[RussianParasite]

Locals and Rumble (an alt right video service) partner Nick Rekieta was found to run an anti-Semitic hate chat for months. Our investigation has led us......

To an incident where Mr. Rekieta also raised funds for an alleged sexual assault perpetrator and attacked victims that had come forward to share their stories. The suit backed by Mr. Rekieta was smacked down by a Texas court both initially and upon appeal.

It’s seriously too easy.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

why the fuck would Rekieta let this shit stand?

Because A) that takes effort; and B) that would require him to police his Locals and potentially hurt the feelings of his paypigs directly.

Nick simply doesn't seem to care about optics at all, and now is quite possibly the worst time to not care about optics in all of the Rekieta arcs. It takes no time to just say "Stop fedposting in chat please." Of course, it will sound a bit ironic coming from the "put them on the walls" guy, but it's still probably worth doing when that sheriff is actively looking to use his power against people who he deems to be making threats against him

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The GSG is such a fucking scam. Anyone that paid into it should get a lobotomy.
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Sure, it doesnt take into account YouTubes cut but it also doesnt take into account his other revenue streams. He's almost made half a million dollars in 4 months and he's asking plebs for $50k to fund his retardedly expensive lawyer.

That's not correct. You're looking at his revenue for the 2022 calendar year, not 2023.

If you add up his monthly super chat revenue on Playboard for the first 3 months of 2023 it ends up being around 43-44k so far in 2023.

Nick was #5 in the US in 2022, but #29 in January of this year, #10 in February (trial streams that he hates doing) and #41 in March. In March, he was below a bunch of "LawTube" creators: Emily D. Baker (#12), The Lead Attorney (#21), Lawyer You Know (#31), Legal Vices (#36). Probably because of the Paltrow civil trial that Nick didn't cover at all. He was even below Camelot331 (#29).

Now here's the interesting part. Annualize Nick's revenue so far in 2023 (by multiplying his revenue from the first quarter of 2023 by 4) and that's ~$175k, maybe $176k. Take out YouTube's cut (30%): $122 - $123k.

Cross-referencing that with the work @AltisticRight did on the Ralphaudit thread OP, Ethan Ralph took home more super chat revenue from Powerchat in 2022 ($142k assuming Powerchat 10% cut, $126k if 20%) than the shyster lawyer is on track to earn from YouTube super chats in 2023. If you extrapolate Ralph's income from the first 1.5 months of 2023 it's not strictly higher, but still in the same ballpark as Nick ($126k assuming 10% cut, $112k if 20%).

By Playboard's data and my math, Nick has spent more in legal fees so far in 2023 than he has earned in YouTube super chats, quite a bit more, actually. On he other hand, Ralph has made some shrewd financial decisions on the expenditure side, such as representing himself in legal matters he can deal with himself and living in a low cost-of-living country.

Of course, Nick has additional revenue streams in terms of Rumble super chats, Locals subscriptions, sponsorships, and direct payments from Rumble. Ralph has some additional subscription revenue from Powerchat/Rokfin/Locals but probably not that much.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I think we have a certified cat lady in LOCALS.

 

[MudPeople]

Nick was #5 in the US in 2022, but #29 in January of this year, #10 in February (trial streams that he hates doing) and #41 in March. In March, he was below a bunch of "LawTube" creators: Emily D. Baker (#12), The Lead Attorney (#21), Lawyer You Know (#31), Legal Vices (#36). Probably because of the Paltrow civil trial that Nick didn't cover at all. He was even below Camelot331 (#29).

Legal Vice and Grossney are the newest Lawtuber I learned of and it makes me happy that Leval Vice is doing better than Rekieta.

Now here's the interesting part. Annualize Nick's revenue so far in 2023 (by multiplying his revenue from the first quarter of 2023 by 4) and that's ~$175k, maybe $176k. Take out YouTube's cut (30%): $122 - $123k.

Cross-referencing that with the work @AltisticRight did on the Ralphaudit thread OP, Ethan Ralph took home more super chat revenue from Powerchat in 2022 ($142k assuming Powerchat 10% cut, $126k if 20%) than the shyster lawyer is on track to earn from YouTube super chats in 2023. If you extrapolate Ralph's income from the first 1.5 months of 2023 it's not strictly higher, but still in the same ballpark as Nick ($126k assuming 10% cut, $112k if 20%).

By Playboard's data and my math, Nick has spent more in legal fees so far in 2023 than he has earned in YouTube super chats, quite a bit more, actually.

Surely Rekieta has money saved in the bank, if for nothing else than his kid's college fund.

 

[Strix454]

Surely Rekieta has money saved in the bank, if for nothing else than his kid's college fund.

The grandparents will take care of the kid's needs with their money. The kids will always be taken care of. Nick and wife though are unlikely to get a bailout for their needs.