Where in the US can i find a house for 500 bucks? - HGTV-CRACK SHACK EDITION

[WelperHelper99]

My expectations are high

 

[Jason Wynn]

Maybe buy a shed from Home Depot or Lowe’s and fix it up? Gotta be better than some of the shithole pods you pay $2000 a month in bughive cities to rent

 

[WelperHelper99]

Maybe buy a shed from Home Depot or Lowe’s and fix it up? Gotta be better than some of the shithole pods you pay $2000 a month in bughive cities to rent

But where to put the crack shack? Drag it out to the woods?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

West Virginia. Having $500 makes you part of the West Virginian elite.

 

[umami's milk]

Missouri.

 

[murph]

You can live in a truck. Depends on your standards.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

You can live in a truck. Depends on your standards.

dont fall for this meme

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

spend that 500 dollars to buy yourself a ski mask, some gloves, and rent a truck if you dont have one. go to a construction site at night and steal you some wood, a hammer, and some nails. then drive out into the woods outside of town and build yourself a small crackshack.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Detroit would be my guess.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

Detroit would be my guess.

https://www.businessinsider.com/houses-for-1-dollar-2010-12

 

[DankSmoker]

spend that 500 dollars to buy yourself a ski mask, some gloves, and rent a truck if you dont have one. go to a construction site at night and steal you some wood, a hammer, and some nails. then drive out into the woods outside of town and build yourself a small crackshack.

That sounds like a lot of work, he should just get a moving blanket and sleep at the construction site.

 

[Day Drinking]

Sometimes I can find a class c rv for that price range. Sometimes they even still drive.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Detroit would be my guess.

I'll suck dick for cock before I live in Detroit. I have standards

 

[TouchFluffyTail]

I'll suck dick for cock

But I agree about the Detroit part

 

[DankSmoker]

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But I agree about the Detroit part

He's making a joke about the exchange rate of dick to cock, it's pretty nuanced and intellectual so don't blame yourself if it went over your head.

 

[Feefee81093]

My cousin procured a tiny mobile home for 200. That was someone he was acquainted with. It's important to know the right people in your community for these sorts of transactions.

 

[Dysnomia]

My aunt told me her mother bought a house in the 70s for $500. She even had a mortgage. This was a house in the city too. I need to turn my cash into 70's money and get a time machine. If I zap my money with a time machine will it turn into 70s money? Or gold. 70s gold....

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Cleveland, Ohio-- where you can buy a house for the price of a VCR.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

In Virginia, you can only get Barbussy for 500.

 

[Meat Target]

Why make a crack shack when you can open a kitty-friendly Shed-n-Breakfast?