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- Sep 26, 2021
Jokes aside, this is arguably the most jawdroppingly retarded propaganda move russia has made in quite some time.Heh. "Officially captured"? Are they going to file a claim in civil court and ask for an eviction notice to be carried out?
Declaring victory in a battle they have decidedly not fucking won and which they have no way to quickly fucking win or at this point even slowly fucking win in order to get five seconds of happy-cope-time to compensate for one of the most crucial pillars of russian defence and geostratagy for a goddamn century going down in flames and one of their journo-niggers getting Darya-Dugin'd in the heart of russia just means that the decided lack of actually fucking winning the battle going forward will burn away said happy-cope-time with punitive interest
Like the one thing more demoralising than defeat, is learning that something you thought you won was actually a defeat and your side lied to you