Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Your wife want to kill herself being with you
My wife just shit her pants at the dinosaur museum gift shop, child.
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That's nice of him to iron those clown pants. Though I don't know why ironing is a female thing to do. Guys in the military do it too as does anyone who owns these things called "suits".

Honestly, do they not have a proper ironing board rather than this "hotel" shit? I only got rid of mine when I leveled up to a proper fucking ironing press.
 
Honestly, do they not have a proper ironing board rather than this "hotel" shit? I only got rid of mine when I leveled up to a proper fucking ironing press.
It's not like he need an ironing board, he could just roll over the clothes and they'd be flat like Wile E. Coyote after he gets crushed by a boulder. Not just clothes either, it's incredibly useful for his deli meat operation as he can flatten even the most sturdy of urban youth with his bulbous frame.
I never looked closely at this pic before but what’s Patrick eating? A pretzel and two cartoonishly huge pieces of ham?
 
and the worst part is that she knows she likely won't be able to succeed

there is no escape
That's why she's accumulating negro flatulence she's hoping to use those to propel her to escape velocity from the gravity well that is Fat Rick S Thomas. I applaud her ingenuity.
 
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