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Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.
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Is it still known as that? I heard it had been dropped to 4.8 percent or so, making it closer to a session beer, than a good old looney Juice.
The bottled, actually made in Belgium, is the only sort I can get here in Swede-land, and that still hovers around 5%.
When Stella first got popular in the UK (mid-late 90s to my recollection, but correct me if I am wrong) it was 5.5-6 percent and damn fizzy, which was why the lager louts favored it.
It got one drunk rapidly, like how a single glass of fresh chilled champagne on a hot summer day can due to the high carbonation.
In my few decades, I saw Carlsberg special brew drop from barley wine strengths, 11-12 percent, to 8 percent or so, and crap white cider like Diamond white and frosty Jack go from 10 percent to 7.5.
Even average crap lager like carling or fosters dropped from a reasonable 4.7 to 4 percent.
Those truly Dylan alcopops, like Bacardi breezer and Smirnoff ice used to come in 33cl bottles at 5% and now are in 275ml bottles at 4%.
Thing was, booze being a bit too strong sorted the near universal teenage misadventures. They get a bit too pissed on something rough like white lightning or shotgun a can of Spesh, then they learn their lesson.
Now they drink fruity alcohol flavored drinks and think they can drink.
When Stella first got popular in the UK (mid-late 90s to my recollection, but correct me if I am wrong) it was 5.5-6 percent and damn fizzy, which was why the lager louts favored it.
It got one drunk rapidly, like how a single glass of fresh chilled champagne on a hot summer day can due to the high carbonation.
In my few decades, I saw Carlsberg special brew drop from barley wine strengths, 11-12 percent, to 8 percent or so, and crap white cider like Diamond white and frosty Jack go from 10 percent to 7.5.
Even average crap lager like carling or fosters dropped from a reasonable 4.7 to 4 percent.
Those truly Dylan alcopops, like Bacardi breezer and Smirnoff ice used to come in 33cl bottles at 5% and now are in 275ml bottles at 4%.
Thing was, booze being a bit too strong sorted the near universal teenage misadventures. They get a bit too pissed on something rough like white lightning or shotgun a can of Spesh, then they learn their lesson.
Now they drink fruity alcohol flavored drinks and think they can drink.
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Not as much, but still occasionally referred to (usually by the one buying it). Spesh still has the reputation despite being weaker, it still tastes like shit. My theory is british drinking culture (or lack thereof) played a part in the lowering of percentages, and the fact younger people are preferring sweeter drinks which are inherently more chuggable. Strongbow Dark Fruits has started to become the stereotypical wanker drink, which also fits Dylan (to try and shoehorn in on-topic discussion).
Nothing wrong with a 3 litre bottle of cider in a field though, fun for any age.
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Dylan is trending on Google
Tau Tack
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Everyone wondering how many beers they’d need to consume before Dylan starts to resemble a woman.
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Sometimes I'll be walking around and see some rainbow mech, or something marketed to kids, and this little voice in the back of my head reminds me it's all about buttsex and I get thrown for a loop.
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the thing is tho, he claims he came out as a girl at age 4….
So I’m not so sure about that one..,,
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Is there enough (weak as piss) beer in the World to make anyone see that as a remote possibility?
Tau Tack
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Doubtful, even accounting for poor nightclub lighting.
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Nah. You'll need a few 5ths of stone cold liqueur before that starts happening.
Wallace
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You're gonna have to step it up to Everclear if you want anyone to mistake Dylan for a woman. Whatever beverage is strong enough to do that is suitable for cleaning train parts.
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yes the sly sophisticated humor of a deranged man in a bathtub or a couple drinking while on hold. as a woman i still won't drink your piss beer!!!!!
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I could speedrun an entire fifth of vodka and I'd still know that faggot is a man.
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Even the most desperate fresh off a lone five year research expedition in Antarctica scientist would die from alcohol poisoning before drinking enough to think Dylan passed.
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Ewww he's so gaunt and sinewey. You can see every gross dweeb muscle under his skin, and all his boney, jutting joints, collar bone, broad shoulders, male chicken legs that look nothing like a womans. I would not have sex with him.
He's so nauseatingly fake in his transness, his personality, voice. I suspect its just for the attention, money, and pass on everything these people get in life but who knows. Maybe its a psy op and he's getting paid to promote all this degeneracy, or maybe its just like all the rest and he really is this mentally ill and delusional.
He's so nauseatingly fake in his transness, his personality, voice. I suspect its just for the attention, money, and pass on everything these people get in life but who knows. Maybe its a psy op and he's getting paid to promote all this degeneracy, or maybe its just like all the rest and he really is this mentally ill and delusional.
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Bud has done one offs as marketing gimmicks. For example, Post Malone got Post Malone branded Bud Light which could only be purchased at a few of his concerts:
This was never available in stores, but I imagine the gimmick was to encourage Post Malone fans to buy Bud Light for the novelty and then maybe consider drinking Bud Light again in future.
I could see a scenario where they were in talks about doing a Bud Light Dylan edition for his 365 Days of Girlhood show and it fell through for whatever reason, but they'd still made the concept can. But it could just be a flat out custom print for PR reasons, it's not that hard for a beer company to do that - you can buy a six pack of customised Punk IPA with your name and photo on it for like £30.
One of those scenarios is far more likely than Dylan getting someone to photoshop a branded can.
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I see that a lot of conservative people online are actually interested in boycotting Bud Light over this.
The parent company InBev, as mentioned above, owns a lot of fairly well known beer companies.
Here is a wiki link. Also, many small breweries are sneakily owned by large companies.
Some notable ones outside of obviously Bud Light: Stella Artois, Natty Ice, Corona. There are also many different international brewing deals (idk how this works) with beers such as Foster’s, Michelob, Golden Road, St. Pauli Girl, Modelo, and many many others.
The parent company InBev, as mentioned above, owns a lot of fairly well known beer companies.
Here is a wiki link. Also, many small breweries are sneakily owned by large companies.
Some notable ones outside of obviously Bud Light: Stella Artois, Natty Ice, Corona. There are also many different international brewing deals (idk how this works) with beers such as Foster’s, Michelob, Golden Road, St. Pauli Girl, Modelo, and many many others.
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By the time we boycott everything sponsoring troons, we will be drinking from streams and eating from berry bushes. Like come on, every. fucking. thing.
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