Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[RIPRhongoBongo]

do real people living in the real world really spend $480 for an F'ing headband?

No. Most people laugh at people who pay that much for a headband

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

I know this is off the point, but do real people living in the real world really spend $480 for an F'ing headband?

No. Most people laugh at people who pay that much for a headband

You can get this style headband from almost every woman's clothing brand, including Target and Walmart, for less than $25. The only reason you could charge more is for brand recognition, (Gucci"s GC logo, Burberry's beige plaid, Versace's Medusa head, etc)

 

[umami's milk]

Dylan's not actually paying a cent for these clothes, too. Most likely given to him for free through sponsorships. Dude is a walking billboard at this point.

 

[NoReturn]

I know this is off the point, but do real people living in the real world really spend $480 for an F'ing headband?

For certain income groups, mentally move the decimal point one or two places left to get a better idea of how much they see it as vs. a normal person.

Doesn't apply here, though, since Dyldo is getting things for free to be a walking bilboard. His handlers may even be renting things.

 

[LaxerBRO]

I'd imagine this is what Lovecraft envisioned when he talked about things going wrong in Innsmouth...
Dylan the Deep One charging at you from the frigid depths.

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[Amin Yamumm]

What the hell makes a swimsuit worth 500+ dollars? I doubt it's that much different than one you could just buy from Target.

No one makes a swimsuit worth over $500.

They do of course charge over $500 for one.

 

[Vect]

No one makes a swimsuit worth over $500.

They do of course charge over $500 for one.

But this is the thing thought, it feels like modern couture fashion that's paraded on social media is never about what looks good or is stylish, but just how much we're told upfront what it costs. The price tag is the selling point. It's not like that headband magically reduced the size of his head. And then he makes the whole Burberry ensemble look awful because in the one full body photo he's squatting down like he's taking a shit in a Filipino prison. He's not doing these brands any favours, especially when as soon as he shows anything slightly revealing it becomes a horrorshow. Grand, I've just learned that for the price of a new trailer I can look like Yzma if she had full body vitiligo, great job.

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I suppose it's fitting that he's partly based himself off Fran Fine, because all I can think about when I see that rictus grin is the one her cartoon self has plastered on her face in the intro to The Nanny.

He could even adapt it to his own theme tune. He's appropriated everything else female, why not that?



"He was warbling and-a dancing from Cincinnati,
But a naughty little virus was the end of his spree.
What was he to do, where was he to go?
Poor dear Mulvaney!

So he stepped off the stage to become a two-bit whore,
There was no one who cared, but the White House saw more;
He was spare, it was fair, what to wear?
That's how he became…The Tranny!

And who would have guessed that the boy we described
Would then be pushing tampons up his behind?

Now, the ladies find him reviling; 'he's not a she!"
But he’s to Biden’s liking; bonne chance, fille!
He's the girlfriend in red, when everybody else is getting banned!
The man who’s never tucking...The Tranny, Dylan!"

 

[Dr. Butt]

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Of course Dylan needs ropes in his mouth to live.

 

[celebrityskin]

Peak example of a company not knowing their target audience

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN'T THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN ACTIONS:

Dylan is finding out the hugbox and affirmation can't help him find a relationship. Dude could've been someones kept twink but no, he had to be a girl for the fame and fortune. Turns out the price tag was happiness and the tax was to be terminally single.

 

[JambledUpWords]

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Peak example of a company not knowing their target audience

At least a lot of the beauty/skincare sponsors make sense because they can play it off as being stuff someone trooning out might want to try. I associate Bud Light with football games and college frat parties. Both of those things aren’t what Dylan emulates. Now, if he was shilling some fancy wine or cocktail mixers, that would be more believable. Dylan does not seem like a natural beer drinker.

 

[Dr. Butt]

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>Man-to-girl

Can someone make this transparent for me? I don't have or use any image-editing software.

 

[DrNow]

At least a lot of the beauty/skincare sponsors make sense because they can play it off as being stuff someone trooning out might want to try. I associate Bud Light with football games and college frat parties. Both of those things aren’t what Dylan emulates. Now, if he was shilling some fancy wine or cocktail mixers, that would be more believable. Dylan does not seem like a natural beer drinker.

Bud light makes me think of kingcobrajfs and I’d pay good money to have a can of bud light with Cobes image on.

Maybe Dylan could find love with Ellen Page. Lil dood could be the man of the house while Dylan does spinny dress TikTok’s

 

[Kees H]

WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN'T THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN ACTIONS:
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Dylan is finding out the hugbox and affirmation can't help him find a relationship. Dude could've been someones kept twink but no, he had to be a girl for the fame and fortune. Turns out the price tag was happiness and the tax was to be terminally single.

Who would have guessed that trooning out would not make you attractive to the faggots who want to fuck twinks, and real men don't want to suck "girldick"?

Becoming "lesbian" is not a option for Dylan as well, with him being a faggot before he trooned out anyways. So basically he's completely undateable at this point for most people. Good job, Dylan. Only thing you have left is joining the 41%.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Maybe Dylan could find love with Ellen Page. Lil dood could be the man of the house while Dylan does spinny dress TikTok’s

The irony here is Dylan probably wants a real-man that fits into the 1950s-eque fantasy of being a submissive ditzy housewife. Ellen Page is prob the best thing he's got besides a chaser. Wonder if he will go all in and get an axewound & bolt-ons soon. An insecure person can be pushed to do all kinds of things if they think it will increase public image.

Edit: I attempted to do some quick edits of the BudLight headshot. Not great not terrible. If I have time I will make a better one

 

[thebigdream]

WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN'T THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN ACTIONS:
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Dylan is finding out the hugbox and affirmation can't help him find a relationship. Dude could've been someones kept twink but no, he had to be a girl for the fame and fortune. Turns out the price tag was happiness and the tax was to be terminally single.

What is his end-game here? For someone to read his appeals and say "why, yes, I suppose I will kiss you!" This motherfucker wouldn't know humanity if it slapped him in his poorly disguised dick. Surprise surprise Dylan, you have to actually have meaningful relationships with people to receive intimacy.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN'T THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN ACTIONS:
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Dylan is finding out the hugbox and affirmation can't help him find a relationship. Dude could've been someones kept twink but no, he had to be a girl for the fame and fortune. Turns out the price tag was happiness and the tax was to be terminally single.

You missed the best part of that article. Bold added for emphasis.

In one scene, she complains of 'burnout' and of hopes to 'reconnect with my loved ones' as her relationships have tanked over the last year.

She laments a moribund romantic life, and says that all her matches on the exclusive dating app Raya seem to have second thoughts and reject the pairing before they even go on a date.

'I still haven't been kissed as a girl. And I assumed that I would have had that happen before day 365,' Mulvaney lamented.

'Every day, I'm realizing that probably won't happen.'

Elsewhere, she bemoans a fan who 'completely breached' her trust by sharing her phone number online, which apparently led to unpleasant attacks from Mulvaney's trolls, who run the gamut from feminists to conservatives.

Right-wingers are alarmed by Mulvaney's runaway success among TikTok's young, impressionable users.

In a particularly vicious diatribe, Matt Walsh, an author and commentator, recently called her a sick groomer and 'some kind of human deep-fake.'

On the other side, many women object to Mulvaney's shrill approximation of femininity.

Others resent a biological male stepping into their shoes, and gobbling up paid work promoting cosmetics and other feminine products.

The criticisms clearly sting Mulvaney, whose typically peppy appearances have, one year into her journey, given way to moments of despondency and despair.


'I'm not enjoying my womanhood as much as I was,' she said in a recent post directed at her feminist critics.


'And my pain … is very real.'

I have no doubt his pain is real, but what does he expect? He's allowed himself to be turned into a freakshow for money. It seems like everyone who does achieve a large amount of fame very quickly soon realizes the Devils bargain they got. Yes, they're rich and famous, but are they happy? There's a reason they say "money can't buy happiness" and "it's lonely at the top".

There isn't enough money in the world to make me do to myself what Dylan has done. I feel that way about every tranny, but more so with Dylan. I go between being MATI, SATI, and with Dylan.

 

[LimeRikki]

WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN'T THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN ACTIONS:
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Dylan is finding out the hugbox and affirmation can't help him find a relationship. Dude could've been someones kept twink but no, he had to be a girl for the fame and fortune. Turns out the price tag was happiness and the tax was to be terminally single.

Dilly's so sad that he missed
His very first ever girl-kiss
Studly men find him hot
Jk, of course not!
So his panties are all in a twist

 

[pork and beans]

DYLAN... DOES... DENMARK!

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

What is with this dude dressing like a chick in the 1950s?

Dont worry about that Busmalis we got a tunnel to dig!