Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[Tragi-Chan]

What happened to the tits he's totally taking hrt for? Could Dylan be lahing?

I think ffs is as far as he's going to go surgically. I doubt he's even taking hormones, and I don't think he ever will.

I wondered this too. The other possibility that springs to mind is that his body just doesn’t have the surplus fat that would enable those curves to appear.

The FFS didn’t even make him look like a woman. I wouldn’t be surprised if he just figured it would keep him looking young, as whatever the hell else he’s doing to himself takes its toll on his body his skin and muscles do not look healthy.

I still think this is a grift for him because he (or his handlers) know this tranny thing is a fad. Grab as much cash and fame as you can right now, while the hysteria is full bore, then detransition when the tides turn. He can then attempt to leverage his fame into returning to the theater.

I don't know if he's thought it all out like that, but this very much feels like trying to keep an escape route open. He can say he's on hrt forever and everyone will assume he's telling the truth because this sweet angel wouldn't mislead people! He's not likely to show the injection on camera, because it's not glamorous. The people want a fantasy, and the reality is pretty grim. Lots of people get squeamish about medical stuff, so it would be a bad move for his brand.

I gotta hand it to his team. This is the best pr trannies could get. I know it's on purpose.

I think it’s much like the period when being gay went mainstream and suddenly TV networks were racing to embrace this new demographic and its associated fag hags.

I think it’s very telling that despite all the prominent troons they could have chosen, the media seized on a newly transitioning guy. No scandals to derail things like with Greta and Nina, Sophie Labelle, Erin Reed or basically any other troon. They picked a gay man, because he’s non-threatening. Essentially, he’s a Frankenstein’s monster they can use to ride the trans trend while it lasts without the risk that he’ll start posting about how sexy he finds children, or how trans women need to shoot a school up.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

 

[gorororo]

Love ya, Dylan!!!

Felt inspired to make something with all the art in the pooner thread this week.

 

[NoReturn]

Christ, he's so repulsive.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

So now he's chosen by God?

Pride is a sin, Dylan. The ancient myths are full of all kinds of gods taking umbrage with people's hubris.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Christ, he's so repulsive.
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He looks like he’s smelling some sort of scent alright.

 

[MongInTheMirror]

He looks like he’s smelling some sort of scent alright.

You always are, when your job is essentially huffing your own farts...

 

[afternoon_tea]

I wondered this too. The other possibility that springs to mind is that his body just doesn’t have the surplus fat that would enable those curves to appear.

Yeah, that could be a possibility. I remember at one point he did a video in a camisole and it looked like he was getting tiny moobs, but he wasn't as sickly skinny back then as he is now.

Something seemed to happen with him between the Bora Bora trip and his ffs. I can't put my finger on it but I thought the cracks in his façade started showing around that time and not shortly after he started dropping weight.

I think he looks more masculine than ever. He's obviously trying to go for a quirky little gamine look, but his thinness only accentuates his extremely masculine bone structure. Not that he looked feminine before, but atleast he looked more healthy and had muscle tone.

 

[Tau Tack]

Christ, he's so repulsive.
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What kind of adult wants to smell like children’s candy?

 

[Amin Yamumm]

Yeah, that could be a possibility. I remember at one point he did a video in a camisole and it looked like he was getting tiny moobs, but he wasn't as sickly skinny back then as he is now.

Something seemed to happen with him between the Bora Bora trip and his ffs. I can't put my finger on it but I thought the cracks in his façade started showing around that time and not shortly after he started dropping weight.

I think he looks more masculine than ever. He's obviously trying to go for a quirky little gamine look, but his thinness only accentuates his extremely masculine bone structure. Not that he looked feminine before, but atleast he looked more healthy and had muscle tone.

Is that perhaps the time that CAA signed him up? Would make sense if they had a degree of control since Bora Bora.

 

[NoReturn]

What kind of adult wants to smell like children’s candy?

You know exactly the kind.

Is that perhaps the time that CAA signed him up? Would make sense if they had a degree of control since Bora Bora.

Nah, CAA was there before Bora Bora: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dylan...-of-being-a-girl.125421/page-31#post-13084546
They took over sometime between May 31st, 2022 and June 30, 2022.
Bora Bora was November, 2022.

 

[Amin Yamumm]

Thanks @NoReturn.
Earlier than my theory thought....

 

[scathefire]

THIS NIGGA WEARING A $500 DOLLAR BATHING SUIT FROM BURBERRY!!!

TOTES RELATABLE AMIRITE FELLOW GIRLS??

What the hell makes a swimsuit worth 500+ dollars? I doubt it's that much different than one you could just buy from Target.

 

[NoReturn]

What the hell makes a swimsuit worth 500+ dollars? I doubt it's that much different than one you could just buy from Target.

It's to show off how rich you are. $500 to some people is what $12 is to a Target-suit-owner.

 

[Jacknife]

I am gonna get irrational nigger-angry when I hear him saying Barbiepouch one more time.

That thing is called a vagina you fucking faggot, something you will never have, the fact that you probably get chinky-censored for vagina but not for this disgusting term is mind-blowing.

The word is so insidious on so many levels.

It is made to appeal to children by making a yucky adult word child friendly.

It is made to bypass the scrutiny an adult male talking about vaginas to essentially children normally would incur.

It references a lifeless doll, reducing the female reproductive organ to a purely cosmetic lifeless thing which coincidentally is also a troons understanding of a vagina, when you think about how none of the axewounds are ever judged by their complete inability to do what an actual vagina does.

It appeals to advertisers by disguising the sex aspect and also referencing a product.

It objectifies women by essentially comparing their characteristical organ to well, an object.

Also ROFL at his thinking that Tampon sizes are for different vagina sizes.
There are football Dude-bros with a better understanding of female anatomy and body functions than you, but you should do research on this sex you think you are.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I am gonna get irrational nigger-angry when I hear him saying Barbiepouch one more time.

That thing is called a vagina you fucking faggot, something you will never have, the fact that you probably get chinky-censored for vagina but not for this disgusting term is mind-blowing.

The word is so insidious on so many levels.

It is made to appeal to children by making a yucky adult word child friendly.

It is made to bypass the scrutiny an adult male talking about vaginas to essentially children normally would incur.

It references a lifeless doll, reducing the female reproductive organ to a purely cosmetic lifeless thing which coincidentally is also a troons understanding of a vagina, when you think about how none of the axewounds are ever judged by their complete inability to do what an actual vagina does.

It appeals to advertisers by disguising the sex aspect and also referencing a product.

It objectifies women by essentially comparing their characteristical organ to well, an object.

I wouldn’t be surprised if it was devised by his management. Some way of talking about it while remaining family friendly, but also playing into the whole “your non-threatening trans best friend” image.

That being said, it’s funny that he’s such a gay man that he can’t even relate to vaginas.

 

[RamblinRosie]

Yeah, that could be a possibility. I remember at one point he did a video in a camisole and it looked like he was getting tiny moobs, but he wasn't as sickly skinny back then as he is now.

Something seemed to happen with him between the Bora Bora trip and his ffs. I can't put my finger on it but I thought the cracks in his façade started showing around that time and not shortly after he started dropping weight.

I think he looks more masculine than ever. He's obviously trying to go for a quirky little gamine look, but his thinness only accentuates his extremely masculine bone structure. Not that he looked feminine before, but atleast he looked more healthy and had muscle tone.

Maybe he has aids and everything he's doing is some kind of bizarre bucket list

 

[bloomingcactus]

How can women relate to him anymore? (Why they did in the first place is beyond me.) He went from knit fashion that his friend made to fucking Kate Spade and Burberry. When's the last time we saw him wear anything not designer?

As others have said, the list of places and brands I will buy from is getting shorter and shorter. But we are learning who has integrity and isn't just looking for a quick buck with the latest trend.

I wanted a Kate Spade bag. I've been watching Marshall's for one I like. They get overstock sometimes. Well no more. Guess Dilly helped me save money.

Maybe he's on the white powder train and burning the candle at both ends that's why he's loosing weight and looks like Eugenia Cooney.
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[Optavia Sales Rep]

Dylan posted more about Denmark to his IG stories and talks about he gave his number to a cute waiter, which is unlike him.
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The bathing suit post triggered my autism, so for those wondering Lil Dildo's Denmark outfit from this post cost a very REASONABLE and TOTES RELATABLE $8470!!!!!
Starting from the top:
Hairband - $480
Earrings - $440
Puffer Coat - $2590
Plaid Coat - $2790
Necklace - $0 (too generic, not sure of origin)
Cropped Turtleneck - $0 (too generic, not sure of origin)
Plaid Skirt - $1250
Shoes - $920

Doesn't every girl get gifted a $3K or more outfit when they go on vacation?
(Side note on the shoes, they're Gucci, because Burberry doesn't sell enormous manfeet sizes in their ladies shoe styles.)

 

[LateNightMuffin]

Hairband - $480

I know this is off the point, but do real people living in the real world really spend $480 for an F'ing headband?