Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Stinkyboy]

Unfortunately she can, that's just a myth

Youre antisemitic

 

[Temperance]

Becky celebrates the Trump Indictment:



Crazy eyes + Joker smirk


Becky is a self-admitted fat pig. Her doctors encouraged her to lose weight to improve her chances of pregnancy, but Becky squealed at them about how losing weight is "dangerous" because she has a totally-real and not made-up history of anorexia.


Becky pretends to have food sensitivities and some kind of uber-autism concerning proportions. LOL at the lies - she even pretends that eating pork makes her nauseous, when that's one of her favorite foods that she shovels down her maw all the time.


RIOT REEEEEEEEE. "Muh C-PTSD." Becky wants money from that class-action lawsuit Riot lost awhile ago.


Becky's in a good mood for once, and the cucks are in her good graces... for now:



IVF update. Sounds like she's giving up, as her recent implantation appointment was unexpectedly cancelled. Can't wait for the surrogate saga (if it happens)!
Oh, and remember all of Becky's whining about how expensive IVF is...? Turns out that her employer has been paying for it this entire time.

Spoiler: IVF stuff

She treats all of her embryos that failed to implant as if they were real children. Kinda similar to how she used to claim all of her slightly-irregular periods were "miscarriages".


Becky was celebrating her upcoming embryo implantation and preemptively thanked Brujeria (Caribbean witchcraft) and her "witchy friends" for it... Then everything went to shit and the appointment was cancelled.


Becky's disdain for Mami is palpable even when she's seemingly complimenting Mami:

She also cried about her IVF woes and other problems to a hair stylist for three hours. That poor person...


Becky's response to the Nashville shooting, where she whines about how it will affect troons. Not a word for the six people who died. She made a couple other tweets about the shooting, but they were just about gun control.


I think Becky's been reading the Farms again. Complains about "stalkers" sending her "emails". Liar.


Becky claims the theater she briefly worked at (doing stage lighting) was a hotbed of abuse & sexual assault. Gee, Becky... kinda strange how literally every place you worked at gets accused of this after you part ways with them... Surely there's no way you've been making it up!
Can't wait for her to shit-talk Respawn when she eventually gets the boot. They deserve it for coddling her.

Spoiler

Someone here recently said that if a "trans genocide" actually happens, Becky will just immediately go back to identifying as a regular woman... You were 100% right!

 

[Croppered]

I love the "better tug this blanket over my gut."

Fat women love their couch blankets.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Becky celebrates the Trump Indictment:

Trump was indicted because of the server Bex is in?

RIOT REEEEEEEEE. "Muh C-PTSD." Becky wants money from that class-action lawsuit Riot lost awhile ago.


Becky's in a good mood for once, and the cucks are in her good graces... for now:

Damn, she shouldn't have signed that NDA with Riot if they were trafficking her or whatever.

Becky's response to the Nashville shooting, where she whines about how it will affect troons. Not a word for the six people who died. She made a couple other tweets about the shooting, but they were just about gun control.

She doesn't even have time for all the rest of the oppression of Jews the Nazis did, she needs the Reichstag Fire (nothing to do with Jews I don't believe) straight to the next Holocaust to happen now now now BEX CAN'T WAIT.

Someone here recently said that if a "trans genocide" actually happens, Becky will just immediately go back to identifying as a regular woman... You were 100% right!

Damn, California sounds terrible, she should probably move to Vermont or DC to get away from all those Republicans.

 

[Trombonista]

Is she drinking wine while trying to get pregnant? For shame, Becky.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Becky is a self-admitted fat pig. Her doctors encouraged her to lose weight to improve her chances of pregnancy, but Becky squealed at them about how losing weight is "dangerous" because she has a totally-real and not made-up history of anorexia.

She behaves exactly like a small child when you tell her she can’t have things her way. “I can’t get pregnant while being a huge fat sow? Well, it turns out I have, uh, anorexia, yeah that’s it, so you’ll just have to find a way to MAKE it happen!”

I suspect that what really happened was that the doctor just told her to lose weight, and smiled and nodded and said she’d try. Meanwhile, she inwardly seethed and began planning today’s chapter of her self-insert fan fiction.

One day, I’d love to go through this thread and find every condition she claims to have or have had. I bet the list would be hilarious.

It’s weird that she mentioned pork specifically. I wonder if, desperate for attention due to being boring and unattractive, she deliberately said something that she hoped Jewish Twitter would pick up on.

Note that she has previously said that she can’t give up pork because she’s a spoiled fat sow who can’t fathom the concept of self denial Cuban culture involves a lot of pork and choosing something else from the menu is simply not possible for a fat sow like her.

Becky claims the theater she briefly worked at (doing stage lighting) was a hotbed of abuse & sexual assault. Gee, Becky... kinda strange how literally every place you worked at gets accused of this after you part ways with them... Surely there's no way you've been making it up!

How many rapes are we up to now? It must be well over 20. So many men sexually attracted to soft furnishings.

Can't wait for her to shit-talk Respawn when she eventually gets the boot. They deserve it for coddling her.

The CEO of Respawn was incredibly well endowed, so much so that he was able to rape her from the office.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I can't stop thinking about Becky's claim to be the ultimate copyleft archivist.

I know not everyone is a nerd about IP licensing but this is an extremely disturbing statement for an employee in a position like hers to make.

Companies fuck up and include copyleft licenses in their software all the time. Their lawyers end up having to spend boatloads to settle claims. Often the bit of copyleft licensed stuff that ends up costing so much is undetected for years at a time. The manufacturers of CNC machines are getting a lot of flak for this exact kind of thing right now.

But if you had someone who intentionally, using their position as an archivist, dropped GPL licensed content into strategic places in the code base ...

Someone could literally cause millions of dollars in legal damages this way. And it's just the kind of faux activist "take this easy six figure job and shove it, bigots" move we've come to expect from Becca.

 

[Ninon42]

Becky's in a good mood for once, and the cucks are in her good graces... for now:

> "Straight male partners"
So the cucks, polymarried to each other and a trans man as Becky claims to be, are straight now? Whatever is convenient for Internet points at any given time.

 

[lindsayfan]

I can't stop thinking about Becky's claim to be the ultimate copyleft archivist.

I know not everyone is a nerd about IP licensing but this is an extremely disturbing statement for an employee in a position like hers to make.

Companies fuck up and include copyleft licenses in their software all the time. Their lawyers end up having to spend boatloads to settle claims. Often the bit of copyleft licensed stuff that ends up costing so much is undetected for years at a time. The manufacturers of CNC machines are getting a lot of flak for this exact kind of thing right now.

But if you had someone who intentionally, using their position as an archivist, dropped GPL licensed content into strategic places in the code base ...

Someone could literally cause millions of dollars in legal damages this way. And it's just the kind of faux activist "take this easy six figure job and shove it, bigots" move we've come to expect from Becca.

interesting stuff. however becky doing this would also be somewhat cool and bad-ass, so i think it's safe to say it won't happen. the only thing becky's inserting into any kind of databases is video game characters being gay for each other

 

[behindyourightnow]

Becky pretends to have food sensitivities and some kind of uber-autism concerning proportions.

Doctors absolutely treat autistic food aversions as "'valid," and Becky would have realized that if she had spent 5 seconds googling instead of pulling opinions out of her ass. There are dozens of guides and studies, and whole fields of specialists devoted to dealing with aversions and treating them. The reason Becky's doctor doesn't take her complaints seriously is that she is not autistic, she is just fat.

Someone here recently said that if a "trans genocide" actually happens, Becky will just immediately go back to identifying as a regular woman... You were 100% right!

Love to be a member of an "oppressed class" that I can identify out of easily while changing literally nothing about my day-to-day life. Most marginalized group ever, folks. You can't even imagine their suffering!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I can't stop thinking about Becky's claim to be the ultimate copyleft archivist.

I know not everyone is a nerd about IP licensing but this is an extremely disturbing statement for an employee in a position like hers to make.

Companies fuck up and include copyleft licenses in their software all the time. Their lawyers end up having to spend boatloads to settle claims. Often the bit of copyleft licensed stuff that ends up costing so much is undetected for years at a time. The manufacturers of CNC machines are getting a lot of flak for this exact kind of thing right now.

But if you had someone who intentionally, using their position as an archivist, dropped GPL licensed content into strategic places in the code base ...

Someone could literally cause millions of dollars in legal damages this way. And it's just the kind of faux activist "take this easy six figure job and shove it, bigots" move we've come to expect from Becca.

I agree, but I doubt she even knows what it means enough to insert it anywhere. I'm going to assume her conception of "copyleft" is that "you should be able to write fanfic and draw porn using these characters" and probably some discourse about headcanon and canon as if they're recognized legal terms.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

Is she drinking wine while trying to get pregnant? For shame, Becky.

During this entire IVF arc - Bex seems to indulge in drugs, excessive food and alcohol regardless. For the first attempt there was at least some sort of effort to taper off the drugs and food a bit. At least we know this because she complained about it during the entire process. It's notable that this time around she's complained a lot less - I suspect because she's still having her weed gummies and eats whatever no matter what anyone says. The cucks are too whipped to do anything about it so they continue to have this expensive medical larp.


People want to claim weed and alcohol doesn't screw with things like this to justify their use of them and society kinda leans into that currently. I'm sure the Doc's been holding their tongue for quite a while because they already learned Bex will not respond to this sort of medical advice very well.

I think she mentioned a few weeks back they were not bothering with the hormone injections this time and just going with "when you think your body is ready" method. She's already stalling this out and this recent excuse is not far off from her favourite "I can't do x because I have too much truama from last attempting x and you are an asshole for trying to push me"

I can't stop thinking about Becky's claim to be the ultimate copyleft archivist.

I know not everyone is a nerd about IP licensing but this is an extremely disturbing statement for an employee in a position like hers to make.

Companies fuck up and include copyleft licenses in their software all the time.

They have a second guy also doing Archive work alongside Bex - so there is an extra set of eyes on this stuff *but* I also don't think Bex is this smart. She likes to use big terms and pretend she's a sabateur because she believes she delivered Riot just deserts. But we're talking about the same person who for one of her jobs she just spent most of her time reading Twitter and working herself into anxiety panic attacks till the contact ran out.


That said this company hired Daniel to work on their online games balancing and let him screw it up pretty bad + antagonise the fanbase till someone dug up his old online journal posts + hired Bex on his reccomendation. I don't really feed bad for them in this case because they brought these future legal headaches on themselves if they did let her do that and not have anyone check it first.

 

[Kosher Salt]

For shame, Becky.

She doesn't know the meaning of that word.

 

[AnOminous]

She doesn't know the meaning of that word.

Sure she does. It's when she suffers even the most minor inconvenience.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Becky celebrates the Trump Indictment:

"Y'ALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! Y'ALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!"

Jesus Christ, Becky and the rest of the loonies sounds like jackasses when going "HEE-HAW!!!" but the 'haw' is replaced with "Y'ALL!!!".

 

[Next Task]

I'm sure the Doc's been holding their tongue for quite a while because they already learned Bex will not respond to this sort of medical advice very well.

Definitely. And that's even with what I'm also sure is happening - that with whatever parts of the IVF saga are true, she consistently lies to the doctors about doing what's required. I would also expect the doctors know she's lying, but are aware they can tell a patient how to get the best outcome until they're blue in the face, but it's the patient's responsibility to do those things.

That's even without it being Becky. When it specifically comes to Becky, I just think anyone who has to deal with her professionally, from the doctor to the poor hairstylist, gets some choice bits of her Twitter feed to read. Mostly to see what lies she's telling about them, but also what lies she's telling them as well.

Speaking of, after that well-known violation of privacy that is reading someone's public online posting, has she mentioned or done a single thing about how family members allegedly saw what she tweets? You'd almost think she catastrophises her whole life, considering how she reacted versus the complete lack of impact it has had on her laughable existence...

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Gut officially bigger than the tits.

Morbidly obese

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Gut officially bigger than the tits.

Morbidly obese

Repulsive. Melting into the sofa is going nicely. At least she’s wearing a bra.

 

[Temperance]

[archive]

My husband [converted] to Judaism as an atheist & now he's a Jewish atheist!

Holy shit, how disrespectful! Converting from an atheist to a "Jewish" atheist. I assume this is about Daniel, which is especially funny because he used to be one of those edgy, enlightened atheists you'd see everywhere on the Internet in the 2010s.
Still doesn't believe in God, but I guess he really wanted social justice cred for being a "Jew". Was probably also bullied by Becky into it.

 

[talk talk talk]

"Ja, ja. Ich bin Judischer jetzt."