Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

Kept missing the boat with all the TRS related drama. Johnny Monoxide. Antelope Hill being Jewish Slumlords, Amerikaner, and Greg Conte on the $10,000 crypto transfer to Tony Hovater.
TRS is a dumpster fire but seeing as how they both hide the majority of their content behind a paywall makes them kindred spirits in that regard. Want to throw away your money but are to lazy to just light it on fire? Then sign up for TRS where you can listen to a sentient gerbil and a 1950's greaser kvetch about jews while simultaneously siding with every policy decision made by them. Want to see a fat lesbian and his pet monkey sweat and screech on camera? Then sign up for the cumroad.
 
That would require work. It's already hard for them since Ralph's content is not featured on the main page of the farms.
Realistically what could be done to save the casino? In the beginning it showed alot of promise and PPP still had high favor with the farms. Why settle on Warski? We all know he's a huge part of what's brought the show's quality down and the fake kayfabe they had when he was caught snorting cocaine was majorly autistic. He should have kicked him there and then to salvage what was left of his reputation he's practically alienated his entire original audience (before the kino casino) mirroring the husband of a certain onlyfans whore and is now stuck pandering to barely "right" leaning trannies who hate AF not because it's a genuine impediment to the right but because they raided their pisscord server once. There's no way he's living off the profits of the casino alone and if he is his living conditions must mirror Ralph's especially with how expensive it is to live in Canada and he'll never listen to this place despite it being the catalyst for his career.
 
Realistically what could be done to save the casino?
There's no saving it. It's a stage 4 cancer patient, but instead of looking at a frail body being reduced to skin and bones, Ashton's pendulous mantits grow ever larger as Tardski's IQ drops at a rate faster than the inflation of western economies.

"I am become Cringe, the destroyer of kino" uttered a Dorito dust covered OPPPenheimer. Tardski wheezed and ACK'd in confusion. He's always confused, the absolute fucking dullard. A brilliant white light flashed within the casino, but it was not the saviour of The Bomb. Alas, it was another dono alert from a parasocial faggot. This is crazy. This is insane. It is what it is, buddy. I hurt myself today.
 
Realistically what could be done to save the casino?
Nothing. Let it die. The KC has served its purpose last year, then it slowly crashed with no survivors as the hosts started to act like if they were the main attraction instead of the Jokers.

In the beginning it showed alot of promise and PPP still had high favor with the farms. Why settle on Warski?
PPP could have retooled the show, something more focused on the news, politics, etc., the stuff that he actually likes to talk about. I have a feeling that it is what he tried to do with Perspic after he fired Warski (before walking back and acting like nothing happened).
Why Warski? I don't know. The guy's brain is fried with the overuse of drugs and alcohol. He brings nothing to the show. Clapping like a seal and interrupting Asstone to inform the audience that MetokurTroon gave him 50 bucks, that's not being funny or entertaining. Let's not forget his big brain ideas likes a ghost hunting show and a dating show, yeah, I'm sure that's what the KC audience wants to watch...
 
Why Warski? I don't know. The guy's brain is fried with the overuse of drugs and alcohol. He brings nothing to the show. Clapping like a seal and interrupting Asstone to inform the audience that MetokurTroon gave him 50 bucks, that's not being funny or entertaining. Let's not forget his big brain ideas likes a ghost hunting show and a dating show, yeah, I'm sure that's what the KC audience wants to watch...
Tardski is his grifter shield. While the tard is around he can deflect and act like that grifting is a tongue in cheek gag. That is all. Without Tardski he would have to solo grift and he knows that his core group of followers won't donate to him. The only people donating are Tardski's group.
 
Clapping like a seal and interrupting Asstone to inform the audience that MetokurTroon gave him 50 bucks
What's the deal with that dude? He's got to be the casino's biggest paypig he has to be some kind of early crypto fag or trust funder he's had to have donated tens of thousands if not more by now.
 
What's the deal with that dude? He's got to be the casino's biggest paypig he has to be some kind of early crypto fag or trust funder he's had to have donated tens of thousands if not more by now.
Or mentally disabled who gets benefits from the state and spends it on the Casino. If that's the case, how long before they start paying Asston in food stamps.
 
Or mentally disabled who gets benefits from the state and spends it on the Casino. If that's the case, how long before they start paying Asston in food stamps.
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Without Tardski he would have to solo grift and he knows that his core group of followers won't donate to him. The only people donating are Tardski's group
Yes and Metokur's audience.
Asstroon has completely alienated his entire former audience (me) and there is no fucking way he would survive on his own without Warski or somebody else with an audience that he could leech off.
In order to grift, Ashton has sold his ((career)) and his soul to Andy Warski. Very dumb move.
 
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Baked at least gave us content with Sammy and the Hockey Simp. People would utterly disgust the local schizos hanging at the Mississauga bars.
Yeah the sammy stuff is always crazy especially the time when baked brought her to her dad's house on Thanksgiving I believe he didn't want anything to do with the fed and the asocial schizoid until baked mentioned alchohol. What a man of god Baked is bringing together an abusive alcoholic father and his violently schizophrenic daughter to imbibe in the blood of Christ.
 
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