Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 152 40.2%

  • Total voters
    378
It's kind of hard to have opsec when the FBI gets a FISA warrant. At least @Cynthia Behave will finally get Still-Life doxxed when his mugshot is posted here.


Locals and Rumble (an alt right video service) partner Nick Rekieta was found to run an anti-Semitic hate chat for months. Our investigation has led us......

If they ever did a story, it would features his "against the wall"/"on the wall" shit about Keffals as the lead paragraph. And the multiple open ethics investigations, including doxxing people reporting him to a ethics board. All of which could have been easily avoided by being a bit coy instead of super drunk retarded.

Still-Life is completely fucked btw. There are multiple direct threats there, one against an identifiable public official. And its not like a Ralph crime where you get diversion or probation or community service, you get federal prison for a decade for communicating a interstate threat.
 
But GUYS! People ASKED HIM to set it up so they could donate! It was THEIR idea!
I'm still shocked he thought that was a good cover story.

Did he not realize that would bite him in the ass when the thing went live and he only got a relative pittance? People will think either that claim is total bullshit (most likely), or the number of people that asked him to do it is really small. Sure. he got $10K, but I don't know if that was worth further exposing how bad his numbers have been doing.

I think the better thing to do would have been to not do it all all, and leave people guessing as to his level of support. But I guess with him the grift always comes first. $10K can still buy lots of booze and molly.
 
I'm still shocked he thought that was a good cover story.

Did he not realize that would bite him in the ass when the thing went live and he only got a relative pittance? People will think either that claim is total bullshit (most likely), or the number of people that asked him to do it is really small. Sure. he got $10K, but I don't know if that was worth further exposing how bad his numbers have been doing.

I think the better thing to do would have been to not do it all all, and leave people guessing as to his level of support. But I guess with him the grift always comes first. $10K can still buy lots of booze and molly.

He also didn't get any financial support or shoutouts from any of his non-Lawtube network.

Where is The Quartering with "my friend's channel is under attack? Chrissie Mayr? The Simpcast? Aydin Paladin? The Friday Night Tights Crew? The J.A.C.K Show? Geeks and Gamers? His D&D gang? Mauler and EFAP? InfoWars?
 
Also, where is CGoody? Wasn't the whole point of making him a mod to clean this stuff up?
*snort*

I'm gonna take a wild ass guess that since he's been popped from drug possession and distribution multiple times, CGoody isn't chomping at the bit to muzzle people for threatening harm against SHEIFFF Chitwood. Or any other LEO.

Call it a hunch.

Nick seems to pick his mods based on how much they suck his dick, and not so much based on an expectation they have or will actually do anything worthwhile. Look at Spectre for Christ's sake. It's more like a patronage system than an attempt at good human resource management to achieve best results. Imagine, if you will, every one of his mods is exactly like Gator.

What will be interesting to see is how much this bothers Rumble legal. I presume 4chan was presented with IP warrants for the two idiots that did this over there. Granted, 4chan isn't as based as it once was, but a valid warrant is hard to get around. Even Null has and will acquiesce to a valid warrant granted by a U.S. court that has jurisdiction over the Farms. It could be this idiot ends up with a visit from the cops, and Nick ends up with a strongly worded correspondence from Rumble/Locals to police his retard playground better so this doesn't become a regular occurrence. Nick claims to believe in "free speech absolutism," but in the the real world that has never extended to explicit death threats directed towards identifiable individuals. Also, he knows this.

He also didn't get any financial support or shoutouts from any of his non-Lawtube network.

Where is The Quartering with "my friend's channel is under attack? Chrissie Mayr? The Simpcast? Aydin Paladin? The Friday Night Tights Crew? The J.A.C.K Show? Geeks and Gamers? His D&D gang? Mauler and EFAP? InfoWars?
Kinda makes you think this is so dumb even grifters outside his inner circle are gobsmacked.

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Yeah, thats my mistake. It takes me awhile to get the year right after a change.. I still dont feel sorry for a motherfucker who took in almost half a mil last year in superchats.
The point still stands. Rekieta makes more than enough to cover a lawsuit. But his super chat revenue is dropping fast and I don't think he's clued into the fact that the Rumble deal and Locals subscriptions that he's now relying on might not be renewed forever.

Still-Life is completely fucked btw.
This guy has been making explicit threats and chasing normal people off Nick's Locals for months and months now. Pretty sure he easily crosses the "actively harming my business" threshold that Nick set for bannings. Not to mention that I do think he's legitimately dangerous.
 
Nick's fundraising never made much sense on the face of it. Nick made a Give Send Go even though he "hates asking for help" and he was "trying to not do [the GSG]". Sounded like Nick was in a real bind, though he denies this later in the stream.

In explaining how donator's won't get money back from Monty if Nick wins, Nick seems to imply that the fans who are helping pay for his legal expenses are thereby functionally footing the bill for Montegraph, who can't pay Nick's sizable legal costs (courtesy of Randazza). Sort of a "I know Monty can't pay, so I want your money" kind of thing. Maybe Nick should have described that better so it wouldn't sound like his supporters are paying on behalf of an alleged pedophile (just because Nick decided to overpay for his legal representation).

Moving on, Nick tries to console them by saying any money he gets would go back into the show although there's no accountability for how it will be used and what qualifies as "the show".


Losing face might be worth it if Nick really needed the money, but he says he doesn't, so all he's done is lose face to the tune of a fraction of what he was asking to solve the alleged non-issue of money.

I would say this was either very poorly thought out or he wasn't being honest if I wasn't so sure it was both.

The point still stands. Rekieta makes more than enough to cover a lawsuit. But his super chat revenue is dropping fast and I don't think he's clued into the fact that the Rumble deal and Locals subscriptions that he's now relying on might not be renewed forever.


This guy has been making explicit threats and chasing normal people off Nick's Locals for months and months now. Pretty sure he easily crosses the "actively harming my business" threshold that Nick set for bannings. Not to mention that I do think he's legitimately dangerous.

At the very best, he's the worst pr imagineable for the Locals chat. I haven't been paying attention to him and his previous activity, but based on these recent posts he seems like a deranged tard who enjoys fedposting too much

70% of his posts are some kind of abrasive threat. Only 7-10% of them are direct like this, but they are specific enough to cross the legal boundary several times over.
 
This guy has been making explicit threats and chasing normal people off Nick's Locals for months and months now. Pretty sure he easily crosses the "actively harming my business" threshold that Nick set for bannings. Not to mention that I do think he's legitimately dangerous.
Yeah, but is he making fun of Nick, or failing to suck Nick's dick sufficiently? I think maybe holding onto those people who are slavishly loyal might be Nick's primary goal now. That's short-sighted and dumb, but he pretty clearly hasn't been thinking clearly lately.

Either way, I agree this Still-Life guy has taken things to a new dangerous level. Arttheclown said a lot of stupid shit too, but this guy puts him to shame.

Is it possible this is a "false flag" op to try and screw Nick, or do you you think people like Still-Life are the floor sweepings Nick is finding himself left with?
 
Is it possible this is a "false flag" op to try and screw Nick, or do you you think people like Still-Life are the floor sweepings Nick is finding himself left with?
If the timing were different I'd seriously consider that Still-Life may actually be Montagraph himself.
 
Yeah, but is he making fun of Nick, or failing to suck Nick's dick sufficiently? I think maybe holding onto those people who are slavishly loyal might be Nick's primary goal now. That's short-sighted and dumb, but he pretty clearly hasn't been thinking clearly lately.

Either way, I agree this Still-Life guy has taken things to a new dangerous level. Arttheclown said a lot of stupid shit too, but this guy puts him to shame.

Is it possible this is a "false flag" op to try and screw Nick, or do you you think people like Still-Life are the floor sweepings Nick is finding himself left with?

He has always been like this. For what it is worth, I have been ignoring him mostly, but I clip out the stuff like this that is very specific.

'Get raped', 'beaners should die!', and the like is actually quite tame. This guy is the only one that legitimately worries me in the chat. The others are just thick and vapid.
 
He has always been like this. For what it is worth, I have been ignoring him mostly, but I clip out the stuff like this that is very specific.

'Get raped', 'beaners should die!', and the like is actually quite tame. This guy is the only one that legitimately worries me in the chat. The others are just thick and vapid.
I find it interesting that this unhinged lunatic gets a pass, but the final straw for Nick's Discord was gore being posted. I wouldn't particularly want to allow either of the two but the guy making threats, I'd think deserves the boot just as much as some guy gore posting.
 
Is it possible this is a "false flag" op to try and screw Nick, or do you you think people like Still-Life are the floor sweepings Nick is finding himself left with?

People like still life are usually lurking around the edges of any forum. Often the whole point of the act is trying to get attention and trying to get banned. And if they don't get banned, they inevitably escalate just like he is doing.
He is still around IMO because Nick wants him there. Probably to prove how free speech Nick is to himself.
 
I find it interesting that this unhinged lunatic gets a pass, but the final straw for Nick's Discord was gore being posted. I wouldn't particularly want to allow either of the two but the guy making threats, I'd think deserves the boot just as much as some guy gore posting.

I doubt Nick knows, to be honest. I think he participates, gets his dick slobbering, leaves, then doesn't give a second thought.

Remember, this is the guy who wants a mind-reading editor to just make short content that he doesn't have to give any direction to produce.

I am leaning toward the conclusions that he is not about 'freeze peach' but that he just doesn't want to have to moderate or worry about anything him saying will get him in trouble. This IS the big brain who is paying a 900 USD an hour lawyer to deal with fucking Montegraph.

People like still life are usually lurking around the edges of any forum. Often the whole point of the act is trying to get attention and trying to get banned. And if they don't get banned, they inevitably escalate just like he is doing.
He is still around IMO because Nick wants him there. Probably to prove how free speech Nick is to himself.

See above about knowledge and willingness to moderate (read: work).

I agree these people are always present, but they should be slapped down as soon as possible. I am more amazed that the regulars tolerate it. 'Oh, that's just Still-Life. He threatens to shoot and rape people all the time. You get used to it', is a hell of an experience for new chatters to experience.
 
I find it interesting that this unhinged lunatic gets a pass, but the final straw for Nick's Discord was gore being posted.
Nick is a retard, apparently totally fine with some absolute lunatic threatening specific acts of violence against specific federal agents, meanwhile he loses his shit because Cynthia didn't think his Balldo shit was a good look.

Just absolutely pickled brain shit here.
 
I wonder if her husband was how she scored the gig at the Jordanian TV station, or whether it was the other way around? I'd initially assumed it had to be family connections, but that seems less and less likely as her fam don't appear to have any significant money.
That would be legal so long as she is a person of the book (Christian/Jew/Mandiean). Otherwise it would be apostasy.
Also, where is CGoody? Wasn't the whole point of making him a mod to clean this stuff up?
At the very best, he's the worst pr imagineable for the Locals chat. I haven't been paying attention to him and his previous activity, but based on these recent posts he seems like a deranged tard who enjoys fedposting too much
Cgoody was gonna clean the chat, but then he got high.
Cgoody was gonna find some ass pics, but then he got high.
Nick's chat is still spammed up, and Locals wonders why.
Cause Cgoody got high, cause Cgoody got high.....

People like still life are usually lurking around the edges of any forum. Often the whole point of the act is trying to get attention and trying to get banned. And if they don't get banned, they inevitably escalate just like he is doing.
He is still around IMO because Nick wants him there. Probably to prove how free speech Nick is to himself.
If they do get banned, they then cry muh opression and then go full Dong Gone Jones. Typical playbook of perpetual victims
At the pace still-life is going, he's about to see a very late term abortion. Those threats are unhinged, it's like someone's deliberately trolling.
We get laughs so I'm fine with that. Waiting for a repeat of the sheriff being a jackboot though, be funny if Rekieta's locals ended up with this as the page:
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For the record, wishing death on your elected officials shouldn't be illegal nor hate speech, it's a time honored American tradition like tar and feathers.
I regret I was unable to shoot Henry Clay or to hang John C. Calhoun.
I have already received my draft classification as 1-A and I have got to report for my physical this Monday coming. I am not going. If they ever make me carry a rifle the first man I want to get in my sights is L.B.J.
These are both quotes from historical events
Someone please make an edit of the image it's too funny to pass up but traveling for work sucks.
 
I actually watched nick's very first streams about the lolsuit back in the day. Pretty sure he didn't even swear back then because he said he would be a bad example or something to that affect if I remember right. I understand why he changed for the weebwars shit as he's made a fuckload of money since, but holy shit he's lost the plot.
 
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