Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[glioblastoma multiforme]

It was definitely a time where everyone checked on each other and we took grocery lists from neighbors if need be. Hell, even in blizzards we as a comminuty still come together and gather supplies in a vehicle able to get to stores.

Spoiler: OT

as a brit, where we don't really get capital "W" Weather, its actually really heartwarming to read the accounts by you and other posters in this thread. its good to know that human kindness still exists where it really matters.

worst we get a sprinkling of snow. even our rural councils can cope with it cos they're more used to it, especially in the north or where its hilly. but elsewhere its full on standstill. in a bad such episode i knocked on my elderly neighbours, who i was on good terms with, to see if they wanted me to get them some food. they were like "we're fine, we went shopping this morning" and i've never tried again. its not even clear how we'd know if its a case where you really need to look out for people cos in urban areas it just doesn't happen.

do recall leaving a southern US state while a hurricane was hitting. on the way to the airport the road was turning to a river. no doubt if our flight was a few hours later we couldn't have got to it, even if it was able to take off safely. the news a few days later said a town we'd just been in basically didn't exist any more. i don't know how you guys cope with it, you don't all have Robin funding your hotel stays, the tenacity and generous spirit of the human species shows itself at times like these.

all this said, i have no pity for polissa having no community, no help, at such times. relationships are give and take. she focuses too much on the "aid" and not at all on the "mutual."

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Late May 2022 was our derecho date. I’ve lived in a fair few places with potential for and actual extreme weather events and thought I was probably ready. I was wrong and bloody lucky my immediate area was spared the worst. It was the speed of events that caught me off guard. I learned to make sure my bug out/ready bad just needs to be grabbed as I duck and cover.

Polissa is the neighbour you don’t need when the community is in mutual support mode

 

[scumfuck]

Polissa just uploaded a new video with one of those TikTok filters where it guesses what you look like. In this video it's pictures of models and famous women from history (I think).

This is what it ended on



Sorry to doublepost but I happened to check her TikTok again and this was just posted.

Polissa was without power for 5 days then went to Tennessee for a funeral. She talks about her flamboyantly gay cousin Bobby. At the funeral a fist fight broke out between his sister and best friend. This story doesn't go anywhere cause she quickly changes the subject to her claims she "came out of the closet" to her family as an ominist, whatever the fuck that is. She continues to threaten to haunt the preacher and anyone that brings one to her funeral long after she's dead lol. Polly also claims she plans to live until 150 years old and becoming some kind of witch in the woods.

I particularly thought this was funny

Very self aware lol

 

[Dnein]

Sorry to doublepost but I happened to check her TikTok again and this was just posted.

Polissa was without power for 5 days then went to Tennessee for a funeral. She talks about her flamboyantly gay cousin Bobby. At the funeral a fist fight broke out between his sister and best friend. This story doesn't go anywhere cause she quickly changes the subject to her claims she "came out of the closet" to her family as an ominist, whatever the fuck that is. She continues to threaten to haunt the preacher and anyone that brings one to her funeral long after she's dead lol. Polly also claims she plans to live until 150 years old and becoming some kind of witch in the woods.

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Very self aware lol

So she threw a tantrum at someone else's funeral because the attention wasn't on her, and her version of growing up is retreating into a fantasy of immortality and enlightenment when she's probably looking at a decade of melting into the mattress, two if lucky.

Does she realize how humiliating death will be? Rotting limbs and gargling on pulmonary edema. Whining and asking "why, god" when the consequences set in. At best we have a stroke or heart attack that will finish it quickly. Then they will be lugging your waxy, corpulent corpse to the mortician with the aid of the fire department and a crane, who will balk at yet another one of these enormous, problematic corpses to deal with as he turns the oven up to max. There is no dramatic, poetic walk into the woods on this route.

Next time she wants to cash in the bank of mom, say two days from now, all this will be forgotten with all her other histrionics.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Spoiler: Who's ready for a transcription?

*deep gasp* Sorry I haven’t been around much lately. Last week I went 5 days without power (Once more, I’d like to point out that some people do that for fun and don’t cry about it.) *insert face rubbing here* and because we had a tornado *awkward pause* come through my town and knock power out *awkward pause* um, and then Friday I had to *pause* travel up to Tennessee for, um, a cousin’s funeral.

*tongue click, pause, (recapper gets a refill on the tasty glass of wine - tonight is a simple favorite, white zin because why not be basic as fuck every now and again) and pausing some more* My beautifully flamboyantly gay as (though the caption says is) a peacock and proud of it Cousin Bobby. *gasp* Most people know him as Robert. (No fucking shit, Bob or Bobby is an insanely common nickname for Robert. Like Dick for Richard. Or Alex for Alexander/Alexandra. Sam for Samantha or Samual. Retarded Dipshit (or Pissa) for Polissa. Tard-Raging Nincompoop for Joh. Eternal Victim for Go ez. Likely-Dead-Noodle for that adorable snake. Ya know. Common knowledge shit.)

*long as fuck awkward pause with fat smug smirk and no visible ears accompanying shifty eyes and more goddamned tongue clicking* I didn’t get to know Bobby very much *pause* in real life. *pause* Um, only the last couple years did we start really talking through Facebook Messenger. He ordered ornaments from me (Finally we know who she was selling her shitty arts and crafts projects to - family that support tardling efforts) from a couple years ago and *ANOTHER long pause* we just hit it off because he understood *pause* that I was wearing a mask, trying to keep the family appeased.

*shifty eyes, tongue click* He had taken the mask off years, years before *gasping breath* because there really wasn’t a mask that he could fit into. He was that flamboyant. It was apparent (pardon me while I die as her stupid captions say ‘it was a parent’ lololol Also, I would love to point out that I have personally known plenty of homosexuals who aren’t flamboyant fuckwaffles, and plenty of straights who can turn the flames on hot enough to burn the hair off Satan’s asshole. Flamboyancy doesn’t have jack nor shit to do with sexuality. But keep stereotyping, Pissa. You’re fitting the stereotype of ‘dumbass hick’ very well.)

*deep gasping breath* The baby was born that way. *long pause* End of discussion. (Discussions are two (or more) way conversations between two (or more) parties. This is a lecture, dumbass. But semantics be damned, amirite?)

*LOOOOOOONG FUCK PAUSE with hateful glare off to the left and curl of her lips like she’s snarling at a cat pissing on her belongings* But my family cannot have a funeral without some sort of drama. And this one really hit me. *long pause, stares off to the left like it holds all the answers in the universe to every tiny question to infest her minuscule brain. Her eyes remain focused there as she keeps blathering* Because the fistfight nearly broke out this one. *scoffing laugh, eyes roll up and then finally find the camera again* And it was between his sister and his best friend and wishes that he did or didn’t make. *head shaking, stupid imbecilic smirk on her fatty face, eyes looking everywhere but the camera*

I don’t know, I don’t care. All I know is *pause* as a person that doesn’t have a child *pause* in this family watching someone without a child *gasp* have their Celebration of Life, I’m just like we gotta, we gotta nip (caption says knit, which is hilarious) this in the butt. (and I wonder just why oh why does Pissa give a flying fuck? Oh, because it’s a story for TikTok and she has to weave something to make it interesting)

So I came home Friday night and made my wishes known. (caption says now, because the auto captions don’t understand ‘mouth speaks as if stuffed with horse cock slathered in liquor and dusted with cocaine’ very well, and Pissa can’t be bothered to edit anything before plastering it online to ram her ignorance and retardation into the faces of those who dare stare into the abyss)

*LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG pause and deep breath and once more, the left holds the answers to life, the universe and everything (42) and continue to stare in awkward silence* Mm hm, I sure did. I let my family know I was not a Christian. I came out of that closet. (and here we have Pissa appropriating the struggles of the gay community. Coming out of the closet refers to sexuality, ya blubbering moron.) I let them know that I was an omnist. (captions read ominist, which makes me laugh - because Omnist is a thing, but Ominist isn’t)

(and for those who are curious, what an Omnist is would be a person who BELIEVES IN ALL RELIGIONS. AAAAAALLLLLL RELIGIONS. And thusly respects ALLLLLLL RELIGIONS. And with her rampant anti-Christian stances and hatred towards the Southern Baptist church, this would make her decidedly NOT Omnist. Pissa. Do you do any fucking research into anything before you claim it? Holy fuckwaffles, the dumb, it has blinded me by assaulting my ocular nerves via your captions. You should have claimed you’re Agnostic, you flagrant imbecile. Rant done, back to transcribing her ridiculous lies.)

I (caption reads ‘I’ll’) let them know that there will be no preacher at my funeral (you’ll be dead so you’ll have no control over that if your family chooses to have one there or not - plus an Omnist wouldn’t be against it as they believe in ALL RELIGIONS) and that anyone who brings a preacher I will not only *gasp* haunt that person (something an Omnist wouldn’t do because they believe in ALL RELIGIONS and respect ALL RELIGIONS) but I will haunt the preacher that shows up (not an Omnist thing to do, Pissa) at my funeral.

There will be no hellfire (caption reads ‘health fire’ lololol) and brimstone preaching at my funeral. (as an Omnist, you believe in this because you believe in all religions, so what would be wrong with this? Oh, that’s right - NOT an Omnist)

*gasp* I also informed my family that I plan to outlive all of them. (gonna find that hard to do on your lifestyle of Jimmy Deans and FAT) *gasp* to the great old age of 150. (I’d believe this… in dog years, that is. Then she’d be there at about 31. But to be more realistic, considering her current age… I’ll take that in horse years. That’d put her keeling over at 60.) and I plan on walking off into the woods *pause* as a crazy old wild woman. (You have to be able to walk unassisted and not rely on a scootypuff, tubbo. Plus no electricity out there. We all saw how you were behaving by day 2 of no power lolz) never to be seen again *gasp* and only talked about in ghost stories. (don’t fool yourself, it wouldn’t be ghost stories - you’d be talked about in cautionary tales to discourage kids from hoarding animals and living off of nothing but Mello Yello and preservative-riddled TV dinners)

I will be your witch of the woods. (no, you’ll be what you are now: the Animal Killing Kook of the KiwiFarms.) That’s the plan. *gasp* We’ll see what happens. Life’s full of surprises. But, um, *pause, nod, gasp* yeah, I finally came out of my, my family’s little secret closet (to paraphrase Inigo Montoya, “I do not think that means what you think it means”).

*gasp* I will not be infantized (not a word, Pissa. It’s infantilized. Your attempt to sound intelligent has failed as miserably as your attempt to sound unique by claiming to be Omnist when you’re anything but) anymore. In fact, expect a lot of changes from me going forward, because…

*LOOOOOOONG AWKWARD PAUSE and gasp for breath* It’s time to grow up and face some hard truths. (as long as they’re presented on TikTok in small, easy to digest snippets because goodness knows her 1.5 functioning braincells can’t handle anything more complicated than that. Omnist.)

This video has been kind of hard for me to make (and tough to sit through, lemme assure you) but I’m feeling pretty good about it (you shouldn’t. You really showed your ass to anyone who has a functional brain. Even my dumb, nearly-drunk ass could see your dumbassery from a mile away in this one) so, have a good day. (fuck you. May Yama haul your soul to Naraka. Omnist.)

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

came out of the closet" to her family as an ominist

How? She despises Christianity. Omnism encompasses ALL religions.
(It's complicated but reminds me of Unity of Christianity and Unitarian church)

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Polissa was without power for 5 days then went to Tennessee for a funeral. She talks about her flamboyantly gay cousin Bobby. At the funeral a fist fight broke out between his sister and best friend. This story doesn't go anywhere cause she quickly changes the subject to her claims she "came out of the closet" to her family as an ominist, whatever the fuck that is. She continues to threaten to haunt the preacher and anyone that brings one to her funeral long after she's dead lol. Polly also claims she plans to live until 150 years old and becoming some kind of witch in the woods.

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I am very grateful that you and @Diet Coke 4 Life indirectly collaborated to archive and transcribe this one. Because when I watched it just now, my first impression was "aww hell naw."

What benefit was there to her doing this? She has already cut ties with nearly everyone but her mom. Her aunts, grandma, and Tyler may talk to her every once in awhile, but Robin really is it in terms of support. Not even Bobby wanted to deal with her in real life. They were only recently talking again on Facebook Messenger when he died. (Hmm, I wonder if he was the gay person that she indirectly outed to the church members in her old "Church Hurt" videos?)

She got butthurt that she wasn't getting (enough) attention after losing power for five days. A lot of her language in this reveals that, including that she very quickly abandoned Cousin Bobby in favor for her "what about me???" "coming out." She upstaged a funeral. For an actual oppressed minority, at that! She even appropriated LGBT language in her "coming out," by saying that she "came out of the closet." And she's proud of it! Look at that smug face!

Polissa had no reason to tell her family members that she'd haunt them if they gave her a Christian burial, except to terrorize them. She hates them. I'd say this is a final parting, but we all know she'll want them to help her without her giving back first chance. I hope they tell her to fuck off when it happens.

So she threw a tantrum at someone else's funeral because the attention wasn't on her, and her version of growing up is retreating into a fantasy of immortality and enlightenment when she's probably looking at a decade of melting into the mattress, two if lucky.

Does she realize how humiliating death will be? Rotting limbs and gargling on pulmonary edema. Whining and asking "why, god" when the consequences set in. At best we have a stroke or heart attack that will finish it quickly. Then they will be lugging your waxy, corpulent corpse to the mortician with the aid of the fire department and a crane, who will balk at yet another one of these enormous, problematic corpses to deal with as he turns the oven up to max. There is no dramatic, poetic walk into the woods on this route.

Next time she wants to cash in the bank of mom, say two days from now, all this will be forgotten with all her other histrionics.

Cousin Bobby was loved enough to get a funeral. Best case scenario, Polissa will be dumped into an unmarked grave after a couple years wasting away in a Medicare funded nursing home. Those places are hell on earth, but they are perfect for someone like Polissa. Worst case scenario, she'll end up like some other old people I've known that completely cut ties from the world: dropped dead in their house and undiscovered until the smell of death and decay filled the street. She'll still end up in the unmarked grave regardless.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

She has a much better chance of hitting a BMI of 150 than she does of getting to age 150

 

[Lowercase I internet]

So she threw a tantrum at someone else's funeral because the attention wasn't on her, and her version of growing up is retreating into a fantasy of immortality and enlightenment when she's probably looking at a decade of melting into the mattress, two if lucky.

Does she realize how humiliating death will be? Rotting limbs and gargling on pulmonary edema. Whining and asking "why, god" when the consequences set in. At best we have a stroke or heart attack that will finish it quickly. Then they will be lugging your waxy, corpulent corpse to the mortician with the aid of the fire department and a crane, who will balk at yet another one of these enormous, problematic corpses to deal with as he turns the oven up to max. There is no dramatic, poetic walk into the woods on this route.

Next time she wants to cash in the bank of mom, say two days from now, all this will be forgotten with all her other histrionics.

Usually people grow out of feeling like they’ll be immortal by the time they’re in their mid twenties. This makes sense because that’s when the brain fully develops. She still has the delusions of being the main character and living forever that most people her age ditched more than a decade earlier. If anyone is living to 150 it’s not her.

As for the “omnist” label, I’ve come to find that with a lot of people like Polissa they tend to use the most umbrella like terms to describe their religious beliefs because they don’t want to commit to anything. Same with paganism and witchcraft. People call themselves pagan not because they genuinely believe in multiple gods, but because they want the good feelings of associating with a religion without doing any of the the boring commitment and work that goes with it. It’s literally no different with the omnist label.

Do we really think Polissa has sat down and thought about her own mortality? She can’t even admit to her most obvious wrong doings, how the hell is she going to confess that she’s deserving of eternal punishment while going to church every Sunday? There’s no way in hell she’ll be able to pray five times a day and fast for a month. Meditating to achieve enlightenment? She can’t even handle sitting without her phone for an hour. Her “coming out” as an omnist isn’t surprising. It matches her lazy physical lifestyle with a lazy spiritual one.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

Who's ready for a transcription?

@Diet Coke 4 Life that was some top-tier sneed, fren. Brightened my day immeasurably, and had me literally* review my worldview...and, after some reflection, had me LMFAO.

tnx, @Diet Coke 4 Life.

Spoiler: Skip, tl:dr...It's Just a reee and rant after reading Diet Coke 4 Life's ree-cap of Dotty-Polly's latest TikTok folly

The absolute state of the world, and the percentage of "Pollys" that we share our planet with that's been revealed by the "blessing" of social media has been...well...a lot.

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt." ​

-- Attributed to Abraham Lincoln​

Yanno...loooong, long ago...in the decades and centuries prior to the dawn of social media, the default perception of the general IQ & EQ of the human race was that the vast majority of people were baseline, and probably at a minimum, at least crudely sensible.

That thought was based on the fact that society had generally improved conditions over time, and we'd seemingly evolved.

Then, with the advent of social media...anyone and everyone opened their big vacuous mouths, oceans of milk began to spew, and suddenly removed all doubt that we live in a hellscape of the intellectually, emotionally, and psychologically handicapped.

Surprise: A majority of mothafukas are mindless morons. Idiocracy was less a movie, and more a wry prophetic manifesto.

Prior to platforming absolutely everyone extant, the stupid was relatively hidden. Who knew?

It's been quite the unfortunate revelation and education, since the inception of the Internet, to observe every Campbellesque cretin-cum-creator producing a global broadcast of their bovine behaviour.

When the scales fall from one's eyes, for a while, one loses faith in nearly everything.

I.e., How can humanity survive, much less thrive, with the greater percentage of humankind comprised of the likes of the dumbbell Campbells inhabiting our earth...who require vast amounts of resources (provided by the hard labor of the few, many of whom have worked despite pain and injury) just so the Po'lissas out there can lay about, pig-out, and personality-disordered unenlightenedly lecture us on our "faults."

One of Polly's most insane lecture subjects has been: "Why workers should provide Po'lissa & Joh with Universal Basic Income."

Doncha know, she's owed that on top of her skeptical diagnosis-gibs SSDI benefits ("muh fibro!...'cept when there's a Ren Faire situation-type deal.") + EBT "food stamps. 'Cause, damn...it's hard to be fat, ignorant, lazy, and afford to pay $300 USD a month for a whole-ass house you methodically bring to absolute ruin, Babies!

Wha? GTFO of here, poor, poor "impoverished" 'Polly!...and take all the other Pollys we're afflicted with along to Hell with you.

Examples abound on KF and ITT: Po'lissa. Cuntal. Shanny. etc...all of our Deathfat denizens, all the combined forum cows, and all the rest of the TikTok and YooToob boobs have conclusively demonstrated the absolute abysmally arrogant ignorance that had been silently simmering all these eons among the hoi polloi...now revealed to the universe by their incontinent spewing of their "hot takes."

Pondering that Po'lissa is just one, single, simple-minded sample representative of the sheer legion of obdurate idiots out here..?

It's fucking depressing.

Reading @Diet Coke 4 Life's ree-cap of just a solitary platformed Polly prattle reveals there exists a stunning Dunning-Kruger extinction-level contagion of infinitely dense mindlessness.

Gratitude: At least here among frens, there exists a haven of analytical and critical thinkers who flay foolishness and counter with reality.

And so proves a maxim that "Comedy is simply truth told without euphemisms."

For this rational Farmed island in our worldwide Idiocracy, one has to be somewhat grateful.

Due to the pursuit here in the social anthropology of cow behaviour, there is an antidote to mourning the epiphany - evidenced by social media - which revealed the retards among us outnumber the sane by a considerable order of magnitude.

However...via the science of Applied Analytical Sneed, one can come to (if not an acceptance) an "equilibrium" with the pervasive and omnipresent level of willful pig-ignorance and cluster B craziness among us, and find a way to ascend to a state of grace...

...where we discover that we can laugh our fucking asses off scourging the tsunami of incessant, insufferable stupid.

* I'm using the word"literally" here...um, literally. I'm almost at the point of entirely removing this word from my vocabulary. ​

Because so many lolcows (i.e., HamberLynn, et. al.,) sez things like "I literally died." lolwut?​

 

[stupid frog]

If Polissa dies, her cats will finally have full bellies.
Luckily she will die before Joh. Probably.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

I.e., How can humanity survive, much less thrive, with the greater percentage of humankind comprised of the likes of the dumbbell Campbells inhabiting our earth...who require vast amounts of resources (provided by the hard labor of the few, many of whom have worked despite pain and injury) just so the Po'lissas out there can lay about, pig-out, and personality-disordered unenlightenedly lecture us on our "faults."

You vastly overestimate how intelligent our ancestors as a population were. It's a reasonable mistake to make because most of the extant voices from the past come from the intellectual and political elite. For every Socrates there were tens of thousands of ignorant peasants shitting out kids by the dozen. Poor nutrition and being victims of head injury and trauma at a young age probably would have made the Polissa's of old even dumber than the modern equivalent.

You only notice it now because the ability to publish is open to pretty much everyone. You don't even know need to know how to read and write for your thoughts to find a voice. Olden times Polissa wouldn't have made it to 40 in her current state, never mind be publishing her idiotic ramblings multiple times a day. If she didn't die in childhood you can also assume she'd have shat out at least a few kids before expiring.

 

[Muskcarpone]

While her stupidity may be common enough, it is the combination with her unlimited hubris and total lack of self awareness that makes her special. There may have been serfs and village idiots who were just as intellectually stunted as her, but few of those would have believed they would live forever and were really smarter than the rest of mankind. The sheer necessity to interact with the world in order to survive would have taken care of that.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

It stuns me that a grown adult, in their 40s, not only makes a scene at a family funeral over attention seeking nonsense, but makes and posts a video about it to social media expecting asspats.
Grow up you giant womanchild!

I bet she would love to be a genderspecial blob for the social media attention and big fuck you to the family. Perhaps it's not too late for a non binary arc...

 

[Broken Pussy]

One of my favorite JustPolissaThings is how she simultaneously wants us to believe she’s a delicate sick person who can’t afford to feed or house herself without government assistance and also a badass warrior woman who will live until she’s 150 even in the event of a nuclear winter.

She contains multitudes. Of fat.

 

[Octopi]

Oh man, I must've clicked the notification for this thread while still half asleep this morning because I didn't see the funeral arc at all. Does she seriously think she'll get pity points for "coming out" as a religion on TikTok of all platforms?

Anyway, a thought occurred to me earlier even if it's now a conversation ago. You know what would have been great offline entertainment for Polissa during her powercut? Fucking hula hooping!

 

[toilet_rainbow]

As I (sadly) expected, Polissa got asspatters for the funeral video. I am further convinced everyday that the average TikTok user has next to no maturity of any kind or empathy for others different from themselves. Even if I did not know Polissa, I would be quite irked that she "came out" as a non Christian while at a funeral, any funeral. It is like upstaging a wedding by announcing that you're engaged or pregnant. Very bad taste.





Oh, how I miss her getting her shit called out on Twitter. She gets the occasional "uhhh wtf" on TikTok, but it does not happen as often as it should. I think she switched to TikTok mostly because of the asspatting by fellow idiots. That's why she likes it so much. She found her fellow narcs and tards on the platform.

She also tagged this as "lgbtq" along with the omninst stuff. I thought she was coming out as some flavor of queer until she discussed how flamboyant her cousin was for all of two seconds before switching to "oh what about me???"

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

She also tagged this as "lgbtq" along with the omninst stuff. I thought she was coming out as some flavor of queer

Pretty sure she tried some form of queer ages ago. I may be wrong, it’s hard to keep track of all her bullshit,

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Pretty sure she tried some form of queer ages ago. I may be wrong, it’s hard to keep track of all her bullshit,

She's claimed to be demisexual before, but not on TikTok.

Not gonna lie, I love to see her talk about how she would fuck aliens on TikTok. Just see how many people comment agreeing.