Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

How long will Revolution 60 come to Steam?

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Von Clausewitz said:
Oh I can see how this will work out...
June 18, 2016 - Brianna Wu is announcing "Revolution 60: The VR Experience". "Revolution 60 SE" is delayed further, but Wu is promising to release it with a working VR-Port of Revolution 60 for Vive and Rift within the next year.

June 18, 2016 - Brianna Wu starts a new Kickstarter in Order to raise 50.000$ to realize the project.

June 19, 2016 - GethN7 writes another article about Wu. TL;DR, it is a very polite: "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, JOHN?"

June 20+, 2016 - Wu praises the the "Ghostbusters" Reboot for being "the best movie of 2016" and a "faithful reboot", but occasionally backpedals to keep her fake geek girl cred intact.

June 22, 2016 - After one week in cinemas "Ghostbusters" is awarded the 'Worst Box-Office Performance Ever'-title by the media. Several SJWs and Wu try to explain this with misogyny.

August 18, 2016 - The Kickstarter ends at approx. 6000$, since one supporter has raised about 4000$ the farms suspect that Frank funneled money into it.

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You know .... when you like to write stuff and find that you are 'on a run', just roll with it no matter how autistic this makes you feel:
November 8, 2016 - Donald Trump wins the 2016 elections. Hastags like #brexit2point0 and #Trumpgret circulate on twitter. Wu's twitter timeline for the next three months will be "Trump this, Trump that." in order to keep her Patreon from dropping further into oblivion.

December 25, 2016 - Another of Wu's dogs dies, but clues in the image she tweets hint that it probably died a few days earlier than she claims. Several Twitter accounts pop up to mock Wu for the loss of her dog, none of them calls Wu "John".

December 26, 2016 - A second wooden box has appeared over the never-used fireplace, stacked upon the first one.

April 6, 2017 - Kim Jong Un finally snaps and invades the island of Ulleungdo east of South Korea.

May 10, 2017 - Operation "Dragon's Head" commences. US-Forces are invading North Korea by sea. People cheer as President Trump announces that he wants to have Kim's head staring down at him "with that beady little ching-chong eyes of his" from the top of a pike.

May 11, 2017 - Enraged Wu joins the regressive left and re-tweets #IStandWithKim several times over.

September 6, 2017 - Despite constantly tweeting North-Korean-propaganda for four months now, Wu's Patreon finally drops below 1000$

September 10, 2017 - Wu has another onset of pneumonia, she overplays it again but finally goes to a doctor.

September 11, 2017 - Wu is diagnosed with lung cancer, she instantly uses this to fuel her tugboat with pity-bux. As she tweets the doctor is asking her "Ms. Wu, are you listening to what I am saying?" Total Biscuit makes a snarky comment on Twitter.

August 16, 2018 - Wu has successfully ridden the cancer-train for nearly a year now. Her Patreon is back at 3200$ (and was at it's peak at 4500$).

August 17, 2018 - Hints emerge that Brianna Wu is cancer-free since the end of April 2018.

September 11, 2018 - The US assault on North-Korea halts at Sariwon and Changrim. Chinese troops are waiting at the 39.7th degree of latitude, leaving the task of capturing Pyongyang to the US.

October 28, 2018 - Wu announces that she will now continue to develop "Rev 60: VR" despite claiming before, that "The development of Rev 60: SE won't stop because something silly like cancer." AND despite that the VR bubble already burst.

November 15, 2018 - In time for Black Friday the first colloquially named "Smell-O-Vison"-Peripheral is hitting the stores.

February 2, 2019 - Wu is happy to announce that "Rev 60: VR" will come bundled with "Rev 60: Another Sense" which supports the "Sony Sniff" and "Microsoft Odor". Of course "Rev 60: SE" is delayed again.

April 14, 2019 - A suburb near Boston is evacuated because of a nauseating stench people describe as "Ammonia mixed with feces mixed with rotting corpses". Reports state that the first person who fled the area was of indeterminable gender, screaming "GamerGate suffocated my Dogs! GamerGate suffocated my Dogs!"

April 16, 2019 - In order to demoralize american troops and turn the standstill in their favor, North-Korean agents orchestrate several biological and chemical strikes in major US cities. Most of these strikes are either prevented or only cause minor damage and casualties. In Boston however - desensitized because of the happenings two days earlier - thousands of people die. This "Boston Tragedy" is what finally causes american Troops to push forward. Weeks later the newly minted Euro-Army joins the fight for the same reason, even China orders it's troops to march towards the capital.

April 18, 2019 - Not riddled by guilt in the slightest, but trying to distract from the Boston Tragedy, Wu goes on a two week long speg-a-thon, why the upcoming all-female "Back To The Future" reboot isn't tranny-inclusive enough.

June 2, 2019 - 10:10 PST - Media reports that the North-Korean capital is besieged on three sides (Chinese, American, European) and about to fall.

June 2, 2019 - 14:21:21 PST - Pyongyang burns in nuclear fire.

June 2, 2019 - 14:26:21 PST - On Twitter Wu somehow manages to make the nuclear annihilation of eight million people (citizens and refugees) as well as over two million soldiers (most of them Chinese) about her.

November 12, 2019 - People start to doubt again that "Revolving Fart 60" (as it is called on the farms) will ever be released. However, still no one bothers to sue Wu for the 30 bucks they lost to her scam. Wu's Patreon drops again below 2000$.

November 13, 2019 - According to Wu Natalie finally gave birth. The farms assume that her little baby is a cuddly-wuddly 300 pound heavy Hutt.

December 20, 2019 - Tensions between the US and China rise in the aftermath of Pyongyang's destruction. Although the rest of the world is sure that Kim Jong Un rather nuked his own capital than see it fall into american hands, China's Ministry of Propaganda is trying to spin the events in their favor.

January 1, 2020 - Due to the end of the "Second Korean War" american patriotism is at an "All Time High".

February 9, 2020 - Wu elaborates on Twitter that due to her "urinal tract birth defect" she isn't able to bear children, but since she was adopted she wants to "return the favor". Her Patreon rises briefly.

July 5, 2020 - An official arrives at the Wu household for see, if the Wus are ready to adopt a child. The woman enters the house, stops, brushes with one finger over one of the shelves, looks at her finger and then immediately leaves.

November 2020 - Donald Trump is re-elected for a second term.

May 2, 2021 - The New York Times publishes an article on the reemergence of 1920's style design. Retro designs become increasingly popular over the next years. Steampunk and Victorian era clothes become more and more common on the streets.

March 2, 2022 - First direct neuronal interfaces are available, giving full sensory feedback to the user. Experts say they won't be available to a broader audience for another 15 years.

March 3, 2022 - Brianna Wu announces that "Rev 60: Another Sense" and "Rev 60: VR" as well as "Rev 60: SE" will come bundled with "Rev: Transcendence" the way Rev 60 was meant to be played. The Kickstarter for 100.000$ dies at 2 dollar and 50 cent.

November 2024 - Due to the constitutional changes in 2023 Donald Trump is re-elected for a third term

2037 - With her mind linked directly to Twitter, Wu is now tweeting every other second claiming things like running 40 miles a day, and developing games at the speed of thought. "Revolution 60: MEGA" will be out 'soon'.

2042 - With advancements in the field of AI and processing power most of the SJWs live in now nearly perfect Safe Spaces that turn every criticism into praise. "Revolution 60: Wultimate Edition" will be out 'soon'.

2050s - In an effort to try to summon back Americas most prosperous time, designs and styles from the 1950s become vastly popular in the US. People start to favor reliability over flashy displays and doodads. "Revolution 60: Knuckle Sandwich" will be out 'soon'.

2058 - After a series of bloody civil wars in east Europe the USSR is reinstated, Wu's software to maximize her Patreon money suggest she joins the Hash-Tag-Movement #IStandWithComradeDubov. "Revolution 60: The Red Edition" will be out 'soon'.

2067 - After decades of propaganda against the US, even the officials China and USSR believe that the USA launched a nuke on Pyongyang 50 years ago. In front of this narrative the relationships between the three superpowers worsen over the next 10 years. "Revolution 60: ультра" will be out 'soon'.

October 23, 2077 - With the tensions coming to a breaking point between the three superpowers, the Great War begins. The US, China and the USSR launch their nukes. "Revolution 60: The Next Evolution" will be out 'soon'.

2287 - Somewhere in the Wasteland of Boston, the Sole Survivor of Vault 111 shoots a Ghoul clutching an ancient storage device, labeled "Revolution 60, 2015 Release".

Edit: Grammar and such.
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Had to pause and regroup at Back to the Future remake part. I've never been triggered so hard like that.
 
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captn_kettle said:
I bet Wu gets a tranny boner over the new british PM being a woman. Then will go on to explain to everyone like he knows everything, despite not being british or a woman.
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Angela Eagle, a lesbian is about to go head to head with Jezzer Corbyn, a white male but an actual real socialist, for the Labour leadership.

John's brain will go into virtue signalling melt down.
 
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Chemical snorfare said:
Angela Eagle, a lesbian is about to go head to head with Jezzer Corbyn, a white male but an actual real socialist, for the Labour leadership.

John's brain will go into virtue signalling melt down.
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Funny that the UK might end up with both the PM and the Leader of the Opposition being women. Will John be able to reconcile this with his belief that, because of the Leave vote in the referendum, we're all supposed to be horrible bigots who want to kill the pakis and keep women in the home?
 
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BriannaWoo said:
Try to contain your excitement everyone!

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I look forward to John missing yet another self-imposed deadline.
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and we are going for the 14, or is the 15? @Sarcastic Username do your thing
 
Hortator said:
A million damn views, has there been any progress made on an entire subforum for this bastard yet?
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It's harder to make a subforum about her just yet because 90% of the active discussion would probably be in one thread about her tweets. Other threads would most likely operate like info dumps where discussion is secondary since the subjects are pretty stagnant (Rev 60, Socially Unconscious, etc). And then we'd have lots of shit threads where people make new theories based on old theories that were proven wrong a long time ago. There are people who still think Brianna had her parents pay for Rev 60. We'd need a mod devoted to cleaning up all that shit and wrangling Wu spergs (sup) or we're going to have a 30 page thread about what will happen to Brianna once Frank dies.
 
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Lorento said:
Funny that the UK might end up with both the PM and the Leader of the Opposition being women. Will John be able to reconcile this with his belief that, because of the Leave vote in the referendum, we're all supposed to be horrible bigots who want to kill the pakis and keep women in the home?
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1) With SJWs, facts never matter. It's always about feelings and how to remain in a constant state of being offended.
2) For some reason, the idea that during the inauguration of the new PM both her and her opposition happening to come to that occassion with the same clothes and the whole thing just devolving into catty wardrobe comments between the two highly amuses me.
Peace and Harmony said:
John reveals that Rev60 has been collecting your private data this whole time

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Good idea, John, take a massive flaming dogshit on the industry you're trying to be a part of. Don't worry, this cap is saved forever.

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I suddenly wish there was a "No shit, Sherlock" rating on Twitter.
 
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